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Kim Kardashian wows the crowd in Bahrain! Malt shop burns tho

Funny story: Kim Kardashian wows the crowd in Bahrain! Malt shop burns tho

MANAMA, Bahrain (ABSNN) - Riot police were forced to fire tear gas canisters at hardline Islamic protesters who were angered at the presence in the city of Kim Kardashian. "God is great; Kim's a slut," the crowd shouted in Arabic. Kardashian, who j...

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Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked

Funny story: Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked

(API)- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey player, Wayne Gretzky, has publicly stated that she plans to protest human rights abuses in Bahrain by running up and down pit row in nothing but her smile during the F1 grand prix. Ms. Gretzky, who rece...

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Bernie Ecclestone To Buy Bahrain

Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone To Buy Bahrain

UPI - President and CEO of Formula One Management, Bernie Ecclestone, has offered a down payment on the country of Bahrain, just weeks ahead of the Formula One race scheduled to be held there. Domestic tensions regarding human rights in the country h...

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Yates of the Yard is Bahrain's new kick-ass supercop

Funny story: Yates of the Yard is Bahrain's new kick-ass supercop

Manama - Fans of the 1960s' cartoon Top Cat swear blind he's the surreal reincarnation of a tin pan alley patrolman beloved by generations of TC fans. Tonight fat cats in the Old Alley are purring with delight at John Yates' appointment as Bahrain...

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Bahrain Cracks Down On Saran Wrap Burkas

Funny story: Bahrain Cracks Down On Saran Wrap Burkas

BAHRAIN: In general, the small country of Bahrain is considered one of the more progressive Muslim countries. But with the clerics of the Sunni and Shi'a sects constantly bickering over how the Koran is interpreted regarding faith and morals, most M...

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King of Bahrain turns down 'naff' royal nuptials invite

Funny story: King of Bahrain turns down 'naff' royal nuptials invite

London - His Westminster Abbey North Transept seat between Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer and a heavily pregnant Victoria Beckham will now be auctioned off for charity. "Or may be allocated to some other pesky despot," the Palace's Lord Chamberlain...

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Bahrain Grand Prix Cancelled

Funny story: Bahrain Grand Prix Cancelled

Commentators around thee sporting world are in agreement with the decision to cancel the Bahrain Grand Prix due to the continuing unrest in the kingdom. The race, which was scheduled to kick off the Grand Prix season on March 13th, has been deferr...

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Bahraini protesters attack ex-Michael Jackson house

Funny story: Bahraini protesters attack ex-Michael Jackson house

Manama - (Groomers): A furious mob has gathered outside the lavish Manama mansion that Bahraini princelet and aspiring song writer Abdullah Hamad Al Khalifa once 'gave' to singer Michael Jackson. They pelted it with stones and bricks amid a police...

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Bahrain Turmoil: US Fifth Fleet Commander Pleads The Fifth Over Buried UFO Warfleet

Funny story: Bahrain Turmoil: US Fifth Fleet Commander Pleads The Fifth Over Buried UFO Warfleet

Manama - (X-Files): Like Cairo's legendary Sphinx Captain Bruce H Lindsey, Commander of the Carl Vinson and US 5th Fleet Commander Vice Admiral Mark I Fox were staying tight-lipped tonight. A few miles down the road in Manama civil turmoil was ra...

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Bahrain Update

Funny story: Bahrain Update

The U.S. Government has urged the authorities in Bahrain to show restraint when dealing with protesters during the current period of unrest, and also to start the process of meaningful reform. A number of demonstrators were killed or injured in th...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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