Alleged tax fiddler and self-confessed ungreediest man in Britain is leaving Tottenham in the next few weeks to take up a role in a new TV drama.
He has been pencilled in by top bosses to play Bagpuss, the saggy old cloth cat in an upcoming...
In exclusive film news just in, cuddly Jungle winner Christopher Biggins has been chosen to play Bagpuss in the Hollywood remake of the British 70's classic.
Francis Ford Coppola, legendary Hollywood director has spoken to film fans and reporters...
Popular children's television star Bagpuss has revealed a dark secret. He was once the star of some pornographic films. The films were made in the early 1960s, before Bagpuss became a television star. In those days he was just a saggy, baggy cloth ca...
Chelsea FC today announced that Bagpuss will take over from Guus Hiddink in the summer. A club insider denied that the appointment was further proof that Roman Abrahamovich was struggling financially. "Bagpuss is not a short term appointment. We beli...
The green brown president Obama has reneged on so many campaign promises already and has packed his cabinet with more Clintonites than you could shake a slick willie at. So few were surprised about his latest broken pledge...that is, except two of hi...
Lazy-arsed old cloth cat Bagpuss has joined Facebook.
Listed amongst his friends are Professor Yaffle, Madeline the Rag Doll, a number of Mice, Mr Benn, Scooby Doo and Shaggy, and Emily. H
is hobbies are variously described as collecting dust,...
Female cartoon characters lined up outside Disney Studios to screen test for the role of Sarah Palin in the new animated bio of the Alaskan Governor and VP Repub candie.
I talked first to Minnie Mouse who shyly expressed her interest in the rol...
Bagpuss, the baggy moggy purr, having consistently trounced all British theatre rivals since 1999 has been awarded the singular honor of being included in the Shakespearean Canon.
In the strangest of strange US Presidential Primary campaigns, cartoon characters have surged into the top three spots in the polls.
Shock BBC reports have surfaced from the late 1970's that showed that the Mice on Bagpuss were actually striking Miners when they worked on the show.
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