Back and to the Left news has once again shot to the top of the pile of investigative journalism when we scored a interview with one of the "Two Fat Ladies". TV chef Clarissa Dickinson spoke to most of the population's innermost desires when she said...
London - Spatchcocked roast badger a l'Anglaise kicks off Nigella Lawson's daft cookery show tonight accompanied by char-grilled split beaver stuffing and a fiery jus.
The dish is among viewers' top requested roadkill classics as austerity bites...
Hundreds of protestors wearing 'Stop Badger Culls' badges were lined up outside the High Court yesterday and stripped of their badges.
A judge upheld a Government proposal for two pilot culls to tackle outbreaks of NTBC (No To Badger Culls) in Lon...
Director Jeremy Dribble releases his new film this week. He is well known for his unique style of cinema, in which he uses stop-motion cameras and taxidermy to tell charming but bizarre stories about anthropomorphic sport-playing animals.
His latest film tells the story of a pair of badgers who struggle to play at Wimbledon's doubles tennis tournament, and are ultimately beaten by a combination...
Chad Smear, 44, works as an animal inseminator, and has been trying to encourage more people to follow him into the profession. It is a tough job, he says, but rewarding and with plenty of perks.
This week, he is travelling to Peru, with a consignment of 7 gallons of llama semen. This is a typical week for Chad. "Oh yes," he says, "I have to collect the semen, bottle the semen, transfer the sem...
A boxing match is to be held between David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy in Paris next week, a government spokesman informed us last night.
The fight is set to take place under the Arc De Triumph and has been sparked by revelations that the French...
This year, 2012, is the Queen's Diamond Jubilee year. We asked famous bonkers celebrity chef Heston Blooming-Tal to come up with a recipe to celebrate her Queening anniversary, just like whoever it was who came up with Coronation Chicken in 1952.
First Heston considered swan, but the legal department made it clear that there would be complications. Then he thought about lion, and again had to b...
The British Badger Population (BBP) has been in steady decline since the 1980s, shortly after its heyday.
"At first we thought it might have been the introduction of the car-alarm in 1981," said naturist and badgerologist, David Bellamy. "The cons...
A Dorking vet called Barry Badger was arrested yesterday following the suspicious death of Mrs Gertie Grimbottom, 67, of Dorking. Mrs Grimbottom was taken to the vet by her grandson Herbert, 11, who asked to have her put down.
Badger initially ref...
The Treasury has announced plans to recruit countryside animals in a bid to reduce the record UK deficit.
Badgers will be encouraged to host Tupperware parties by inviting moles, shrews, weasels and other woodland creatures to their setts for even...
Shock photographs have emerged of MP Alistair Darling relaxing at home.
The photo's, leaked to us by Bert Tweedle, one of Darling's aides, or 'Darling's darling's' as they have become known, appear to show Darling lounging on a sofa, whilst drink...
The sight of one of the sexiest women in the world wandering topless in the woods today sent a badger into a frenzied panic. It happened as Fox was filming scenes for her upcoming horror movie, The Vampire Josey Wales.
Fox, whose breasts have been...
London-PM - An Alaskan pensioner is suing the Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling for copyright theft, it has been revealed.
The pensioner,believed to be in his 80's filed the lawsuit last Thursday and is being represented by prestigious...
Tempers ran hot and heavy as Man U Wayne Rooney once an Everton fave found himself imbroglio with Mikel Arteta. Sir Alex Ferguson pulled near looney Rooney from the playing field but could not prevent the subsequent badger kissing incident that has s...
Following the heart-breaking news that the BBC has had to make some recent budget cuts, ITV has revealed that it no longer employs Badgers in its staff.
Mr Ian TV told us: 'We used to employ Badgers here. When they weren't working for us, they wer...
Small, furry, rodent like animals are everywhere in this Central New Mexico city. Animal Control Officers and Police and Sheriff's Departments are overworked in attempting to round up and destroy this infestation of the mountain pickleweasel.
Sai...
Animal rights activists representing the Badger have hired a public relations team to help improve the image of their beloved animal. The group, known as the Friends of Badgers (FOBs for short), wants to see the animal become more respected and have...
At a BP service station in England today, an American tourist filled up a badger with 5-star super unleaded.
Speaking from his car, Andrew Thomson said: 'Yep, I keep forgettin' that these crazy limeys use different words for things, it's damn' con...