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Dad Runs Out Of Things To Say To His Kids On The Fourth Snow Day

After enduring 4 snow days in a row Greg Smith realized he had nothing left to say to his kids. After exhausting conversations around snowmen, santa, legos, elf on a shelf and chicken nuggets Greg resigned himself to the fact that his kids really hav...

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Snow storm hits the Caribbean Islands

Funny story: Snow storm hits the Caribbean Islands

Local residents across the Caribbean Islands have woken up to find their usual warm and sunny climate is currently inaccessible due to an unusual winter blizzard that has slammed the region. Winds are howling at more than 70 mph, the Blizzard of 2...

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Met office storms to be renamed

Funny story: Met office storms to be renamed

The Met office today announced a change to the naming convention it has used for the last fifteen years. The change follows the increase in over the top reporting that follows when it gets a little bit windy outside, Normally, the storms a...

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Climate Change Deniers Deny Denying the Existence of Climate Change

Funny story: Climate Change Deniers Deny Denying the Existence of Climate Change

After a non stop barrage of natural disasters has made climate change deniers look like ninnies, several high profile culprits have started changing their tunes. Although, not everyone is ready to completely commit to the problem. Jim DeMint, Pre...

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Is MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?

Funny story: Is MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?

U.K. James Bond centre, MI6 was alleged by conspiracy theorists this morning to be behind a jetstream propelled "Weather Bomb" hitting the West of Scotland today. An ex Q department scientist, Dennis Llewellyn-Dyson told our Unlikely Conspiracy Depa...

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Wind causes massive structural damage to everything in the world!

Following last week's barometer breaking wind speeds, officials from someplace have announced plans to erect new wind breakers at several key locations around the United Kingdoom. Many unsavouries, previously thought upon as being especially savo...

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Spring unapologetic for striking over temperature cuts

Funny story: Spring unapologetic for striking over temperature cuts

Spring has refused to apologise for going on strike in Britain this year, instead citing immigrants, an unfortunate bout of Hepatitis B and government temperature cuts as a valid excuse for no longer giving a fuck whether elderly couples can drink Pi...

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Americans Arm Themselves In Preparation for Heavy Snowfall

Funny story: Americans Arm Themselves In Preparation for Heavy Snowfall

Sales of automatic weapons and assault rifles have almost trebled overnight in some north eastern States as Northerners prepare themselves for an onslaught of inclement weather. Forecasters have predicted a massive blizzard poised to dump up to 3...

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Caravan holiday becomes a boating holiday for one Dorking couple

Funny story: Caravan holiday becomes a boating holiday for one Dorking couple

Selma and Cedric Seeward, a couple from Dorking, took a caravanning holiday to Truro. All was going well, if a bit wet, when the caravan park was hit by six inches of rain in one hour, bursting the banks of the local river. "There was quite a lot of rain," said Selma. "Wasn't there Cedric?" "There was quite a lot of rain," Cedric confirmed. As the pair watched from the caravan window, the...

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Bartholomew Utterswaithe: I miss my daily walk into Nottingham!

Funny story: Bartholomew Utterswaithe: I miss my daily walk into Nottingham!

Bartholomew Utterswaithe, our 65 year old Nottingham correspondent and unemployed Gas Street lamp wick trimmer, found himself housebound the other day. Partly due to his arthritis, losing his free-bus-pass, the flapping holed sole of of his right shoe, and the lousy wet weather. He was straining a thrice-used Asda tea bag, and thought about what he might be missing on his cancelled wonderful...

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Met office backs down- Snow melted

Funny story: Met office backs down- Snow melted

The Met office today reversed their earlier statement regarding the massive amounts of snow forecast for the UK stating today. "Its just a light dusting" The statement angered thousands of pensioners across the UK who were preparing to freeze to deat...

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Deadly snow forcast - Boffins confirm link with seasons

Funny story: Deadly snow forcast - Boffins confirm link with seasons

Met office boffins today release an extreme weather warning as the nation readies its self for another battle with mother nature. Top met office scientist Prof Andrew Swanker said today "we now have enough data to prove there is a correlation betw...

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Have a Hurricane Named After You

Funny story: Have a Hurricane Named After You

The American Meteorological Society has decided that the hurricanes in the 2012 hurricane season can be named subject to a five hundred dollar fee. "We are trying to save up for a new supercomputer," said meteorologist Katrina Gomez. "Up until now...

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George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast

Funny story: George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne was defiant yesterday in the teeth of Opposition calls for an economic policy U-Turn. Britain's output fell by 0.5% in the last quarter of 2010. Expectant experts had expected a small amount of growth.

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Hornby Train Sales Derailed By Winter Weather

Funny story: Hornby Train Sales Derailed By Winter Weather

Model train manufacturer Horny has warned that its profits will be below forecasts because of the bad weather before Christmas. The much-loved company, which also owns model racing car system Scalextric and plastic model manufacturer Airfix, says...

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Build An Ark, Says Weatherman

Funny story: Build An Ark, Says Weatherman

The recent unseasonal bad weather across the UK has prompted weather experts to offer some astounding advice to the public as a way of dealing with the conditions.

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