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Funny story:  John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

John Terry has categorically denied having a porcupine on his head during Chelsea's shock defeat at QPR. In a carefully worded statement, John Terry told a reporter "It's not a fucking porcupine you cunt." The FA are investigating the porcupi...
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Funny story:  Expert reveals correct pronounciation of Marylebone.

Expert reveals correct pronounciation of Marylebone.

The 700 year old mystery surrounding the correct pronounciation of Marylebone has finally been solved. "It is actually pronounced Marry Le Bone and derives from a 13th century liason between a Royal French Maid of Honour and an unruly pikey from S...
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Funny story:  Man from Carlisle Learns American Vulgarism

Man from Carlisle Learns American Vulgarism

Carlisle, UK - Local man, David Clarke, 35, recently learned the American vulgarism, "junk." Friends are amazed by his natural ability to pick up and use such an odd American euphemism. "I learnt it from Elizabeth, who is the funniest person o...
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Funny story:  No More Effin' & Jeffin'

No More Effin' & Jeffin'

A 'swearing in public' ban has been introduced by Smegmadale Borough Council in the run-up to Christmas, which councillors say will be maintained into the New Year to try and eliminate the town's reputation as Asbo Central. The effin' and jeffin'...
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Funny story:  £14 million social eduction programme: "Behave you little f****rs!"

£14 million social eduction programme: "Behave you little f****rs!"

BRITISH children are now such foul mouthed f*****g animals the Government is to spend 14 million f*****g pounds on drilling some manners into the little sh*ts. The announcement of classes in behaviour and social education caused a storm when it h...
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Funny story:  Survey Highlights Bad Language At Work

Survey Highlights Bad Language At Work

A survey of a broad section of workplaces in the UK, to discover what people think about the use of bad language, has turned up some surprising results.
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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