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John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

Funny story: John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

John Terry has categorically denied having a porcupine on his head during Chelsea's shock defeat at QPR. In a carefully worded statement, John Terry told a reporter "It's not a fucking porcupine you cunt." The FA are investigating the porcupi...

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Expert reveals correct pronounciation of Marylebone.

Funny story: Expert reveals correct pronounciation of Marylebone.

The 700 year old mystery surrounding the correct pronounciation of Marylebone has finally been solved. "It is actually pronounced Marry Le Bone and derives from a 13th century liason between a Royal French Maid of Honour and an unruly pikey from S...

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Man from Carlisle Learns American Vulgarism

Funny story: Man from Carlisle Learns American Vulgarism

Carlisle, UK - Local man, David Clarke, 35, recently learned the American vulgarism, "junk." Friends are amazed by his natural ability to pick up and use such an odd American euphemism. "I learnt it from Elizabeth, who is the funniest person o...

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No More Effin' & Jeffin'

Funny story: No More Effin' & Jeffin'

A 'swearing in public' ban has been introduced by Smegmadale Borough Council in the run-up to Christmas, which councillors say will be maintained into the New Year to try and eliminate the town's reputation as Asbo Central. The effin' and jeffin'...

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£14 million social eduction programme: "Behave you little f****rs!"

Funny story: £14 million social eduction programme: "Behave you little f****rs!"

BRITISH children are now such foul mouthed f*****g animals the Government is to spend 14 million f*****g pounds on drilling some manners into the little sh*ts. The announcement of classes in behaviour and social education caused a storm when it h...

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Survey Highlights Bad Language At Work

Funny story: Survey Highlights Bad Language At Work

A survey of a broad section of workplaces in the UK, to discover what people think about the use of bad language, has turned up some surprising results.

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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