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Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

Funny story: Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

A Denver woman accidentally killed seven fellow passengers with her bad breath while aboard a popular sightseeing train ride on the border of New Mexico and Colorado. Passengers on the J&O Tours train started screaming and passing out when Thi...

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Bad breath rates 'rise when economy is booming'

Bad breath rates among middle-aged workers go up during economic booms and dip when we are heading for a recession, according to W.H.O. (World Halitosis Organization). These breath-taking findings come from a survey of the GDP and bad-breath rates...

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Breath Un-fresheners to the rescue!

Funny story: Breath Un-fresheners to the rescue!

Ever been on a date and felt that you really did not want to be there, but didn't have the courage to tell your romancer? How about walking along a dark alley way heading home from the station and thought someone was following you perhaps to sex...

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Kristen Stewart Offers Rob Pattinson a Breath Mint

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Offers Rob Pattinson a Breath Mint

VANCOUVER, B.C. - Kristen Stewart took her offscreen relationship with costar Robert Pattinson one step further today when she supplied the brooding actor with a much-needed breath mint. The act of kindness took place shortly after Stewart was ale...

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Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

Funny story: Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

What started as a relatively calm and informative presentation by Republican Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson suddenly turned calamitous and potentially deadly for many unwitting participants at his enclosed campaign headquarters in Nashville, Te...

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