London - The infant brat will be dunked in the font the day before William's half-sister Rebekah Brooks stands trial at the Old Bailey on hacking and corruption conspiracy charges.
Tonight her invite to the Palace's post-christening piss-up lies i...
London - "Arrgh, right royal rascal alright, what?" Prince William said today in a dramatic new twist to the usual boring crap.
The princelet was speaking to US reporters from some dreary small-time cable network about sleepless nights, filthy dia...
London - An Iraq War pact signed in blood by the Poodle Brothers sees Kate and William's infant son named after his father's paternal uncle President George W Bush.
According to the UK Serious Fraud Squad the baby - which has zero chance of ever s...
London - "Just like his father Wills," an official Palace palm reader commented as zoom lens close-ups of Baby Cambridge's mitts went viral on the net today.
Decoding of nascent tracks on the infant's hands has revealed the same muddled crisscross...
New York - A US TV network tonight claims to have definitive proof that the young royal baby is to be named HRH Prince Philip of Cambridge in a nod to the Queen's nonagenarian consort Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh.
"We have news of a huge o...
London - The slightly conical rack of newly upholstered mammaries looked properly tethered down at their first public debut on the steps of the St Mary's Hospital Dildo Wing tonight.
And it's likely the twin boobies will stay firmly under wraps in...
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