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Funny story: Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza

Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza

Funeral homes and undertakers across the United States are said to be "sitting on a goldmine" as millions of so-called 'Baby Boomers' approach death and their final days on earth. Those Baby Boomers not suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's are a...
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Funny story: Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

People who are experts at predicting the future in movies say that the typical movie in the years beginning in 2020 will have four different movies in one. "Because of our nation's short attention span, we are 95% sure that there will be four 30-3...
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Funny story: Screaming Yellow Zonkers Back To Boomer's Delight

Screaming Yellow Zonkers Back To Boomer's Delight

Now that Colorado has legalized pot, health food advocates and anti-obesity groups are holding their breaths. "Will there be a huge weight increase in obesity in our state, Will we see a bunch of Fat Harries and Bertha Biggs running around Colorad...
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Funny story: Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Washington, D.C. - Senate leaders leaked to this reporter, today, that a solution to the Baby Boomer Fiscal Cliff problem has been agreed to. The basic idea is very simple. Not enough young to take care of the old. It is the creative solution that...
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Funny story: Baby Boombers Starting to Turn

Baby Boombers Starting to Turn

Emmaus, PA - The smell of something rotten is in the air in Emmaus. Emmaus, according to local constable Finass, used to smell pretty fine. But now the constable often complains of bad odors, especially when called upon to arrest one of the many ba...
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Funny story: Harley-Davidson Offers Line of "Boomer" Mobility Scooters and Accessories

Harley-Davidson Offers Line of "Boomer" Mobility Scooters and Accessories

Motorcycle giant Harley-Davidson knows a target market when they see it, and the Baby Boomer market is no exception. In fact, their new line of mobility scooters is aimed squarely at older bikers because "once a Harley lover, always a Harley lover."...
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Funny story: US House covets dental gold

US House covets dental gold

Washington DC - A confidential source, code-named Praline, on a key committee of the US House has revealed that not only will Social Security be cut to the quick, but Baby Boomers will be targeted in a new way. As gold is expected to reach $2,000...
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Funny story: Baby Boomer Retirement Planning App Pushes Retirement Age to 170

Baby Boomer Retirement Planning App Pushes Retirement Age to 170

A new computer application available to baby boomers, who are now reaching retirement age at the rate of 10,000 a day, allows optimistic boomers to plan for an affluent retirement at the ripe old age of 170. The program allows the user to type in...
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Funny story: Last Baby-Boomer Drops Dead

Last Baby-Boomer Drops Dead

Washington DC-- The Baby Boom Generation is dead. Wally Brady, 52, died last night from cirrhosis of the liver. He was the only remaining person born between the years 1945 and 1962. The generation known for its excesses paid the ultimate price.
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Funny story: ED-Bail Out Befuddles Congress; 'Swing' Culture on the Rise

ED-Bail Out Befuddles Congress; 'Swing' Culture on the Rise

Coming off last Spring's attempt to prolong the working careers of the 'Baby Boomer' generation, members of Congress have had their heads hanging. The end of the massive 'Baby Boomer' working career is nearing. Giving heed to the slowing market, d...
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