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Funny story: New Couple Have Baby After Seeing Facebook Likes They Could Gain

New Couple Have Baby After Seeing Facebook Likes They Could Gain

Social media is a constant battlefield for some couples. David and Amy Douglas felt bitter last year after receiving only 96 Facebook 'likes' for their wedding announcement, whilst most of their friends received 'likes' in the hundreds. "Do peopl...
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Funny story: Facebook to Launch 'Babybook' This Summer

Facebook to Launch 'Babybook' This Summer

A website created by Facebook for parents to create accounts for their new-born babies is to be launched this Summer, to a chorus of "thank fuck" from regular Facebook users. Insufferable parents will be able to create and control their child's p...
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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...
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Funny story: Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...
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Funny story: Mila Kunis Is Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby - An Angry Demi Moore Says She Hopes Kunis Has Octuplets

Mila Kunis Is Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby - An Angry Demi Moore Says She Hopes Kunis Has Octuplets

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis told reporters that now that she is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby there isn't any woman in the good old USA who is more happier than her. She said that after a year of her boyfriend Ashton having to fight his bitter br...
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Funny story: Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Lloyd Bratcher and the local group of Church Police have had the Kansas Attorney General to enforce the law voted in by the state officials that a couple cannot hold hands, especially in public, before marriage. Miss Nancy Ingraham, 72 and a spin...
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Funny story: Woody Allen: The Rumors Are Not True - I Am Not The Father of Kim Kardashian's Baby

Woody Allen: The Rumors Are Not True - I Am Not The Father of Kim Kardashian's Baby

NEW YORK CITY - Writer and director Woody Allen has told The Right Coast Revue that he is starting to feel like a combination of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Senator John Edwards who both fathered children with other women while they were married. Th...
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Funny story: Côte de Pablo's baby could be born as early as Pancake Day

Côte de Pablo's baby could be born as early as Pancake Day

Los Angeles - Looking absolutely gorgeous in a stunning $100,000 blue Valentino gown and priceless diamond teardrop earrings a heavily pregnant Cote de Pablo arrived at the Oscars on Sunday on the arm of long term boyfriend Diego Serrano. "Is tha...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Spotted In The Company of A Hot Hollywood Hunk

Jennifer Aniston Spotted In The Company of A Hot Hollywood Hunk

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston recently told Barbara Walters on The View that she feels as if she and her fiancé Justin Theroux have been engaged for ten years. The former Friends star said that she has gotten to the point where she no longer cares...
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Funny story: Woody Allen Talks About The Rumor He Fathered A Child With Marilyn Monroe

Woody Allen Talks About The Rumor He Fathered A Child With Marilyn Monroe

NEW YORK CITY - Woody Allen, who is 78-years-old, told Larry King during an appearance on The Viagra View that he is beginning to feel like a damn punching bag. Allen, who has been married to his step-daughter Soon-Yi-Previn for 16 years, has been...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says The Reason Why Joan Rivers Is So Hateful Is Because She Has Cellulite On Her Tongue

Kim Kardashian Says The Reason Why Joan Rivers Is So Hateful Is Because She Has Cellulite On Her Tongue

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian is highly upset at the stupid remarks made by Joan Rivers about her baby North West. Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, among other things, said on an L.A. radio show that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby Nor...
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Funny story: Kanye West Hits Back At Joan Rivers After She Comments That His Baby Is Ugly

Kanye West Hits Back At Joan Rivers After She Comments That His Baby Is Ugly

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian cannot believe how hateful, insensitive, and downright mean Joan Rivers can be. Joan recently stated that Kanye and Kim's new baby North West is ugly and really needs to be waxed. Well dad...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

Simon Cowell Now Has A Brand New Little Simon

NEW YORK CITY - British music mogul Simon Cowell was all smiles as his girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth to Cowell's first child on Valentine's Day. Cowell, 54, said that his baby mama and their new addition were both doing great. He did poin...
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Funny story: Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Ursula Pearl Mugginfelt has always been fascinated by the hominid-like creature Bigfoot also known as Sasquatch. As a little girl growing up in Green River every year she would dress up as Sasquatch on Halloween. She said...
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Funny story: Colorado Says No To Marijuana Smoking In Hospital Delivery Rooms

Colorado Says No To Marijuana Smoking In Hospital Delivery Rooms

PUEBLO, Colorado - The hospital administrator at Pueblo Patient's Hospital has just stated that although pot smoking is allowed on hospital property, it will not be allowed in hospital delivery rooms. The rule was put into effect after Leon Refell...
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Funny story: Children Born from Sperm Donors Seeking out Genetic Family

Children Born from Sperm Donors Seeking out Genetic Family

"I wish I had left everything alone", states one daughter of a sperm donor. "Dad was Bad! No, but he sure wasn't much to look at." Margaret is just one of hundreds of Sperm-Donor babies that now want to find out who donated the sperm. "It wasn'...
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Funny story: Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police. "I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up",...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has it all, fame, money, fancy cars, fancy friends, expensive fancy underwear, and a brand new fancy baby (North West). But lately the most popular member of the Kardashian clan has been very depressed. Tapioca S...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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