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Funny story:  Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA - Google CEO, Larry Page, announced today that their newest spin-off product, the Google "Googlie", will be in U.S. stores as soon as May. Page reported that Babies "R" Us and Just 4 Kidz will feature the new product i...
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Funny story:  Sperm Bank and Clinic Say Worker Fired Over Subbing His Own Sperm

Sperm Bank and Clinic Say Worker Fired Over Subbing His Own Sperm

A Sperm Bank and Clinic in Salt Lake City have fired worker, John Smith, for dumping donated sperm and replacing it with his own at a fertility clinic . A spokesman for the clinic, which may have a large lawsuit on it's hands, told reporters Tuesd...
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Funny story:  Colorado Reports That The Most Popular Female Baby Name Is Now Mary Jane

Colorado Reports That The Most Popular Female Baby Name Is Now Mary Jane

DENVER - The Colorado Bureau of Births has just issued a press release stating that the Rocky Mountain State has a new leader in regards to the most popular new-born baby girls' name. Since January 1, 2014, when the new marijuana law went into eff...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Makes A Shocking Statement

Kate Gosselin Makes A Shocking Statement

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the former star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8 appeared on The View and literally shocked Barbara Walters and the other hosts with an off-the-cuff comment. Kate, who is divorced from ex-husband J...
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Funny story:  Nadya Suleman, Alias Octomom mother of 14, Now Says She Wants To Have Another Baby

Nadya Suleman, Alias Octomom mother of 14, Now Says She Wants To Have Another Baby

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, who made national headlines when she gave birth to octuplets recently stated that she wants to have another baby to add to her family of 14. Suleman who has never been married is alleg...
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Funny story:  World awaits arrival of Royal baby

World awaits arrival of Royal baby

Fred Royal is confident that the new baby will arrive before the full moon descends upon the world. Hilda Royal was in labour because she thinks they are better then conservatives and Cameron is a ponce, not a pope. The Royals hope their baby will...
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Funny story:  California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...
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Funny story:  "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
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Funny story:  Doctors Mystified by Baby Born With Phillips-Head Butt Crack

Doctors Mystified by Baby Born With Phillips-Head Butt Crack

Doctors in the small town of Flooters Bend have announced that a baby with a Phillips head butt crack was born in a local hospital yesterday, a never-before seen occurrence. "It's unique, alright," said Dr. Lionel Shizzmer, the doctor who delivered...
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Funny story:  Bad Babies Baffle Boffins

Bad Babies Baffle Boffins

A study has shown that even very young babies may have a mean streak.  Apparently, they very much enjoy seeing puppets which make food choices they don't approve of getting punished.  This charming behavior begins as early as 9 months.  The work, don...
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Funny story:  Youngest Human Ever Born Discovered

Youngest Human Ever Born Discovered

Philadelphia, PA-- The youngest person ever to live has been discovered in the City of Brotherly Love. Miss Jane Doe was officially documented to be only one-second old shortly after her birth this morning at the University of Pencilvainia Hospital.
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Funny story:  San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

SAN FRANCISCO, California (ABSNN) - The City Board of Supervisors of San Francisco voted 6-5 Tuesday to prohibit Bay Area residents ever again getting nekkid. Even showering in the nude is now a felony crime. "All forms of nekkidness is hereby and...
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Funny story:  Taste as Well as Morality Found in Babies

Taste as Well as Morality Found in Babies

Child Psychologists are astounded at new discoveries involving the minds of babies. Apart from a baby's ability to prefer a nice puppet over a nasty one, there is also strong evidence to show that he or she can discern cringe-worthiness, stupidity, l...
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Funny story:  Woman Delivers Triplets While Bungee Jumping

Woman Delivers Triplets While Bungee Jumping

CANON CITY, Colorado - Maddie Jo Ketzlinko, 27, and her grandmother Gretchen Batboxette, 73, were visiting the nationally famous Royal Gorge. Mrs. Ketzlinko who is 8 months, 3 weeks, and 6 days pregnant told her granny that she wanted to bungee ju...
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Funny story:  Ovary Transplants to end the Menopause

Ovary Transplants to end the Menopause

Celebrations were in full flow at the Grey Locks nursing home in Krupton today as four residents all gave birth to bouncing babies on the same day. Agnes Smith, aged ninety six, who underwent her first ever Caesarian to give birth to baby Karen s...
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Funny story:  Obama can not recall where he was born

Obama can not recall where he was born

Washington, DC - The President held a surprise press conference this morning for a small group of reporters. There he was asked if he really knew where he was born. "I can't actually remember where I was born", the President replied to the report...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?

Liverpool Stuff Chelsea - But What's With The Kids?

Households throughout the UK were filled with the sounds of people vomiting last night as Liverpool gained some respect at the end of a difficult season by stuffing their FA Cup nemesis. The scousers roused themselves from Saturday's final defeat...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie saves children

Angelina Jolie saves children

California - Angelina Jolie is advising parents to leave their children in hospitals, fire stations, police stations and emergency medical facilities as required by law instead of killing their babies. Police officials argue that a parent's worst...
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