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Funny story: New Study Shows Blood of Newborn Babies Is Harmful to Health and the Environment

New Study Shows Blood of Newborn Babies Is Harmful to Health and the Environment

Breaking research from the public interest group Consumers Committee for Responsible Consumption (CCRC) shows that the blood of newborn babies, long-touted for its high iron content and other supposed health benefits, is actually detrimental not only...
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Funny story: Pediatricians Urge Parents to Read Aloud to Kids, Starting at Birth

Pediatricians Urge Parents to Read Aloud to Kids, Starting at Birth

"Yippee!" said one bookseller when she heard the news. She continued,"This is our big chance to dump our inventory of kids' books." Giving a thumbs-up sign to an assistant, she said, "Get all the junk onto the selling floor and prepare to sell, sel...
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Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...
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Funny story: One Direction impotent due to skinny jeans

One Direction impotent due to skinny jeans

Fans of the legendary rock group One Direction will be saddened to find out today that due to their constant wearing of skinny jeans, One Direction have as a collective unit become impotent. The jet setting 5some, who shot to fame when X Factor shot...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Says Middle East Peace Talks Are Just An Excuse To Get Drunk and Trade Camel Jokes

Ann Coulter Says Middle East Peace Talks Are Just An Excuse To Get Drunk and Trade Camel Jokes

NEW YORK CITY - The Middle East Peace Talks have been going on for thousands of years and so far not a damn thing has been accomplished. GOP maven Ann Coulter hit the nail on the head with that remark. She went on to add that the talks are just an...
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Funny story: 800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

An estimated 800 convicted babies, some of them up to 19 months old have been granted pardons after DNA tests proved some of them were not even born at the time the alleged crimes were comitted. Investigations by the Internal Affairs Department i...
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Funny story: Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA - Google CEO, Larry Page, announced today that their newest spin-off product, the Google "Googlie", will be in U.S. stores as soon as May. Page reported that Babies "R" Us and Just 4 Kidz will feature the new product i...
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Funny story: Sperm Bank and Clinic Say Worker Fired Over Subbing His Own Sperm

Sperm Bank and Clinic Say Worker Fired Over Subbing His Own Sperm

A Sperm Bank and Clinic in Salt Lake City have fired worker, John Smith, for dumping donated sperm and replacing it with his own at a fertility clinic . A spokesman for the clinic, which may have a large lawsuit on it's hands, told reporters Tuesd...
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Funny story: Colorado Reports That The Most Popular Female Baby Name Is Now Mary Jane

Colorado Reports That The Most Popular Female Baby Name Is Now Mary Jane

DENVER - The Colorado Bureau of Births has just issued a press release stating that the Rocky Mountain State has a new leader in regards to the most popular new-born baby girls' name. Since January 1, 2014, when the new marijuana law went into eff...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Makes A Shocking Statement

Kate Gosselin Makes A Shocking Statement

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the former star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8 appeared on The View and literally shocked Barbara Walters and the other hosts with an off-the-cuff comment. Kate, who is divorced from ex-husband J...
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Funny story: Nadya Suleman, Alias Octomom mother of 14, Now Says She Wants To Have Another Baby

Nadya Suleman, Alias Octomom mother of 14, Now Says She Wants To Have Another Baby

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, who made national headlines when she gave birth to octuplets recently stated that she wants to have another baby to add to her family of 14. Suleman who has never been married is alleg...
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Funny story: World awaits arrival of Royal baby

World awaits arrival of Royal baby

Fred Royal is confident that the new baby will arrive before the full moon descends upon the world. Hilda Royal was in labour because she thinks they are better then conservatives and Cameron is a ponce, not a pope. The Royals hope their baby will...
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Funny story: California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...
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Funny story: "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
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Funny story: Doctors Mystified by Baby Born With Phillips-Head Butt Crack

Doctors Mystified by Baby Born With Phillips-Head Butt Crack

Doctors in the small town of Flooters Bend have announced that a baby with a Phillips head butt crack was born in a local hospital yesterday, a never-before seen occurrence. "It's unique, alright," said Dr. Lionel Shizzmer, the doctor who delivered...
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Funny story: Bad Babies Baffle Boffins

Bad Babies Baffle Boffins

A study has shown that even very young babies may have a mean streak.  Apparently, they very much enjoy seeing puppets which make food choices they don't approve of getting punished.  This charming behavior begins as early as 9 months.  The work, don...
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Funny story: Youngest Human Ever Born Discovered

Youngest Human Ever Born Discovered

Philadelphia, PA-- The youngest person ever to live has been discovered in the City of Brotherly Love. Miss Jane Doe was officially documented to be only one-second old shortly after her birth this morning at the University of Pencilvainia Hospital.
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Funny story: San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

SAN FRANCISCO, California (ABSNN) - The City Board of Supervisors of San Francisco voted 6-5 Tuesday to prohibit Bay Area residents ever again getting nekkid. Even showering in the nude is now a felony crime. "All forms of nekkidness is hereby and...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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