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BT Shock with £738 Million Premier League rights, 'seeing off' stern ESPN and Al Jazeera competition.

Funny story: BT Shock with £738 Million Premier League rights, 'seeing off' stern ESPN and Al Jazeera competition.

Post Office/BT Tower, LONDON: BT shockingly moved into Premier League football, after paying £738m to win the rights to show live matches from next year, with BSkyB still broadcasting the vast majority of live Premier League matches. Armchair T...

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Man's Head Explodes Whilst On Telephone To Virgin Media

Funny story: Man's Head Explodes Whilst On Telephone To Virgin Media

A local man died while on the telephone to Virgin Media, a court heard today. The post-mortem hearing concerned Clive Pheebs, 43, who was attempting to report a fault on the line of a number he was trying to reach, when the death occurred. "Mr...

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BT's Adam & Jane - Voters Demand Credit

Funny story: BT's Adam & Jane - Voters Demand Credit

Telecomms giant BT is in trouble with customers who expect credit for choosing the direction of the TV advertising campaign for their broadband service. The campaign features the developing relationship between divorced mother-of-two Jane and bach...

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BT mistaken for BP by US Administration

It was with complete bewilderment that many people woke up to the news that British Telecom is to be summoned to a US congressional hearing to answer claims that they played a pivotal role in the release of the Lockerbie bomber. This is despite the...

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BT workers to be balloted on Strike Action

Funny story: BT workers to be balloted on Strike Action

BT workers are to be balloted on strike action after the firm failed to meet a union-imposed deadline for improving the welfare conditions for external workers. There has been a long running dispute over 'worker to watcher' ratios; currently for e...

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BT Finally Solve London Phone Mystery

Funny story: BT Finally Solve London Phone Mystery

British Telecom have finally resolved the major fault they have experienced on their telephone system. Engineer Matt Tankard, 32, said "for about 7 weeks now we have experienced serious issues on a set of London number's. This week however, we see...

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BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

Funny story: BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

Telecoms giant BT have announced the first locations where substantial numbers of customers will have access to fibre-based super-fast broadband via the firm's network. Areas of Belfast, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Glasgow, London and Manchester will be a...

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Beatie Strikes Again

Funny story: Beatie Strikes Again

The confidence trickster and professional thief known only as Beatie has struck again. Sid Bonkers, an 83 year old war veteran and former charity volunteer who loves children and puppies is the latest victim. "I just needed some batteries for my...

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EDF contaminated power

Funny story: EDF contaminated power

Tests have confirmed that French electricity being supplied to the UK is contaminated with C-Difficile, the super bug which normally lurks in unpasteurised milk and causes lethargy, cynicism, arrogance and untimely trains. EDF customers have been...

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BT first to install lunar Wi-Fi point

Funny story: BT first to install lunar Wi-Fi point

BT has today announced the installation of the first Wi-Fi point on the moon.

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BT to make announcement

Funny story: BT to make announcement

Fears over the safety of 600 call centre jobs at British Telecom appear to have been eased with management executives saying that an announcement will be put on hold.

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We Know What You Did Last Summer - BT Admits Phorm Lies

Funny story: We Know What You Did Last Summer - BT Admits Phorm Lies

Top telecoms provider Bangalore Telecom (BT) , India, has admitted after pressure from customers that it secretly used its customers data to test Phorm's data-pimping (see target-marketing under "buzzwords",source; BT sales management m...

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City Slickers Suck Ass as BT Blood Banks Run Dry

Funny story: City Slickers Suck Ass as BT Blood Banks Run Dry

Dominic Domino - BT's chief bloodsucker Ben Goldfinger has been on a high-fiving roll lately, and so it was unavoidable that he would slip on something nasty any time. And that time is now.

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