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Funny story:  BNP member bounces a Czech in Walthamstow High St, Essex, UK!

BNP member bounces a Czech in Walthamstow High St, Essex, UK!

A very huge, unemployed, hod-carrying, skin-headed, bovver booted, wearing braces and jeans up to his six-pack made of Pilsner Urquell, BNP member was waiting outside a Lloyds Bank in Walthamstow High St today. He was just about to enter in an at...
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Funny story:  ANL and BNP to Merge

ANL and BNP to Merge

In a move that will surprise many, the Anti Nazi League and the British National Party are to join forces. A statement issued today announced the amalgamation with immediate effect. The new party will be known as BAMPL, the British Anti Mainstream...
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Funny story:  It's official - the BNP cannot organise a piss up in brewery

It's official - the BNP cannot organise a piss up in brewery

The BNP have suffered yet another humiliation today as it emerged that they literally could not organise a piss up in a brewery. The piss up planned to give a chance for members to drown their sorrows about their dismal performances was meant to...
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Funny story:  BNP claim that losing their seats in Stoke cost Stoke City the FA cup

BNP claim that losing their seats in Stoke cost Stoke City the FA cup

The unseated members of the BNP who lost in the recent local elections have claimed that had they not been voted out of office, Stoke City Football Club would have won the F A Cup against Manchester City. Leader of the group, Noel Himmler said tha...
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Funny story:  Shock as BNP accused of going "bust"

Shock as BNP accused of going "bust"

Having run up debts of over half a million pounds, the BNP - the British Nazi Party - denies that it is going bust. According to BNP leader, Nick Nasty, and backed up by party accountant Fidelma Bookes, the party would never even dream of going bu...
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Funny story:  BNP wrong-footed by AV and spend a fortune by mistake

BNP wrong-footed by AV and spend a fortune by mistake

A red-faced Nick Griffin, erstwhile leader of the British Nazi Party, admitted that he was wrong-footed with the announcement of AV simply because he didn't read the small print. It has ended up costing his party a fortune in now-useless posters a...
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Funny story:  Dalai Lama to change his name

Dalai Lama to change his name

The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...
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Funny story:  First Annual BNP Movie Awards, Mel Gibson Wins Big

First Annual BNP Movie Awards, Mel Gibson Wins Big

In a night of massive drama at the first annual British National Party movie awards, Mel Gibson scooped several awards including Best Actor, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay. Gibson, 55, made a rare public appearance and collected all of...
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Funny story:  BNP Advise Florida Pastor To Use Kindling And Dry Matches To Spark The Koran Burning Fire

BNP Advise Florida Pastor To Use Kindling And Dry Matches To Spark The Koran Burning Fire

This story is probably a complete load of old bullshit, but here at Skoob News Inc. we've heard that members of the British National Party have been advising Pastor Terry Jones that if he wants to burn copies of sacred Islamic text, the Koran, that h...
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Funny story:  Nick Griffin To Have A Picnic In Green Park In Protest At Royal Garden Party Snub

Nick Griffin To Have A Picnic In Green Park In Protest At Royal Garden Party Snub

Following his much publicised rejection as a Royal Garden Party guest, BNP fuhrer Nick Griffin has announced that he will host an 'alternative' garden party by having a protest picnic in nearby Green Park. Mr Griffin told reporters that he would g...
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Funny story:  BNP's Griffin outfoxes Palace security by arriving in burkha!

BNP's Griffin outfoxes Palace security by arriving in burkha!

London - (Blackshirt Mess): The BNP politician managed to gain access to this afternoon's Buckingham Palace shindig by donning the robes of the Queen of Afghanistan. The disguise was last worn by Our Man in Kabulshit - Foreign Orifice envoy Sir Sh...
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Funny story:  Outrage as BNP Leader Nick Griffin is Invited to Come Outside

Outrage as BNP Leader Nick Griffin is Invited to Come Outside

BNP leader Nick Griffin has been invited by the electoral commission to come outside into the fresh air. Mr Griffin, 51, a life-long member of the National Front and the BNP has been forced to remain under a protected lock-down inside his home in Wel...
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Funny story:  Nick Griffin to join Queen in Royal Ascot carriage procession

Nick Griffin to join Queen in Royal Ascot carriage procession

London - (Fascist Mess): BNP leader Nick Griffin is to ride with the Queen in the 1902 State Landau on Thursday. The seat of honor on Royal Ascot's Ladies Day carriage parade is usually reserved for foreign dignitaries like President Mugabe and Po...
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Funny story:  Labour candidate for Bootle attacked by dog

Labour candidate for Bootle attacked by dog

Joe Benton, the candidate for Bootle on Merseyside, was pushing leaflets through the letterbox of a house in Gonville Road when he was attacked by a Pitbull-type dog, taking the tip of his right-hand index finger. In a similar incident in the next...
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Funny story:  Knights Templar To Swing Election For BNP

Knights Templar To Swing Election For BNP

Strange days at Skoob News. A chap turned up on the doorstep today dressed in full Knights Templar regalia and told us that the next PM would be Nick Griffin, because he had been told by The Illumninati, an obscure organisation consisting of retired...
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Funny story:  Foreign Banks suffer accidental hate campaign

Foreign Banks suffer accidental hate campaign

Branches of several foreign banks have been suffering a concerted attack of vandalism, excrement smeared on windows and pushed into the night deposit boxes after severe dyslexic anarchist, Mary Hinge, joined the Anti-British National Party Organisati...
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Funny story:  The BNP on Newsnite

The BNP on Newsnite

After the release of the BNP's General Election manifesto for 2010, the Chairman of the BNP was interviewed by Jermyn Pacman on the BBC's flagship current affairs programme 'Newsnite'. A full transcript of the conversation follows. NN: "Good evening. How are you ?" BNP: "I'm feeling particularly indigenous today, thank you." NN: "Do you want an apple juice ?" BNP: "Oh, I'd love an ap...
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Funny story:  BNP Candidate To Sue Satirist For Misrepresentation

BNP Candidate To Sue Satirist For Misrepresentation

Adolph Bachman, the BNP candidate for Dudley in the West Midlands has emerged with all guns blazing against a satirist for everything he possesses, including his toilet seat and his prized collection of pickled eggs. "That bastard has gone too far...
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