Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered.
"We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...
Highway patrol officers today arrested a red BMW 335i sedan today after they say the car turned its owner into an asshole. Officers impounded the car and the district attorney is expected to file charges against it next week.
"During our invest...
MANHATTAN - When it comes to men, Lady Gaga has never been shy nor has she ever needed anyone to act as matchmaker.
She recently dumped her boyfriend Taylor Kinney because, as she put it, she got tired of him always telling her how talented she wa...
BMW has today announced that it is recalling every single model of all its cars due to a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.
A spokesperson for the automobile maker, who asked not to be named or touched by mere mortals, explained the...
Tata Motors chairman Ratan Tata has unveiled a brand spanking new innovation in car manufacturing that he believes will open up the possibility of affordable car ownership for the general population of one of the worlds most populous...
The 'Whit Car' annual study of car ownership was released yesterday and contained a number of surprises, most notably, that 'Wankers' are now more likely to own an Audi than a BMW, with the A...
Moscow, Russia - (Rioters): Russia's Zavod Imeni Likhacheva - or ZIL - automobile company has slammed claims that Nazis are no longer involved in the manufacture of BMWs as risible.
Its official! The ministry of transport have announced the findings of a year long study into the behaviour of the UK's drivers.
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