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Sherrif Joe Arpaio Tied To Pink Panty BDSM Ring

Funny story: Sherrif Joe Arpaio Tied To Pink Panty BDSM Ring

Not that there is anything wrong with that--infamous anti-immigrant and law and order Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, was discovered to be part of a BDSM ring where he was paddled while wearing pink panties. In the ultimate irony, Sheriff Joe, or Sheriff of...

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BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

It is said that for some, the anti-Israel BDSM campaign represents a golden opportunity for antisemites to hide their bigotry and hatred under a cloak of respectability. But others consider the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement to be an absolute godsend (well, more like Marxsend, Trotsend, Chomskend, whatever)… To wit, an easy and ethically unproblematic opportunity to show one's u...

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Thefts reveal retail giant's plans to sell "adults-only items"

Funny story: Thefts reveal retail giant's plans to sell "adults-only items"

BUG TUSSLE, AK -- Despite its treatment of its employees, many of whom receive minimum wages and no health or other benefits, Mallwart has the reputation, whether deserved or not, of being a "family-friendly" retailer. However, in the wake of rece...

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CIA Just Uses Dominatrix Techniques

Funny story: CIA Just Uses Dominatrix Techniques

On Thursday a Senate intelligence panel will vote to make public a report that shows that the CIA mismanaged its "enhanced interrogation program" by torturing detainees in its "war on terror." The report shows the Agency dealt in water boarding and...

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Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

Funny story: Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

You know, when you insisted on not having sex with me until we were married, I thought you were a little bit of a prude, a goody two-shoes, and that I had a lot to teach you when our wedding night came around. But I was pretty wrong, wasn't I? Either you've been doing a lot of reading in your free time or you come at this kind of thing naturally. But in either case, you just about blew my eyeballs...

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For some, being a Christian is becoming a pain in the butt

Christian churches, faced with declining memberships, have hit upon a new strategy for bringing in the sheaves: domestic discipline. The premise of the new program, Pastor Dave Spanky explained: "Spare the rod, and spoil the wife." The use of s...

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Facebook reverses policy on breasts

SILICONE VALLEY - Facebook has recently decided that, when it comes to women's chests, scars are okay. The social utility has decided that women will be allowed to display photographs of their mastectomy scars. "Even with regard to women, chests are...

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DC Superhero confronts Christian Grey with surprising result

Funny story: DC Superhero confronts Christian Grey with surprising result

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman and Watchman Daniel Dreiberg AKA Nite Owl have penned an open letter to Christian Grey from '50 Shades of Grey' in it they chastise the billionaire playboy for using his wealth irresponsibly. Like Grey both Wayne and Dreibe...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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