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Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Funny story: Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Wasilla, AKSarah Palin announced that she would be forming her own party and running for president in 2018. She was then informed that 2018 isn't an election year and changed it to 2017. Upon releasing the news about the party, the first people sh...

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The Case Against Recreation - Part 21: Barbeques

Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 21: Barbeques

Barbeques- usually takes place in someone's backyard with family or friends gathered around a pit or grill with flaming charcoal that cooks meat. Attendees enjoy the festive atmosphere because it's an ingrained remnant of their prehistoric past when early humans killed and ate animals in the wild. Some those feasts were also rituals featuring human sacrifices atop an alter somewhat resembling a mo...

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Digester's Reader: Uncle Billy's Barn-Cooked BBQ

Funny story: Digester's Reader: Uncle Billy's Barn-Cooked BBQ

Down in Alabama between two small towns on an old, dusty county road is one of the south's best kept secrets; Uncle Billy's Barn Cooked BBQ. Billy Chawhock has been feeding locals around here for about six years now and he got his start one day because of a rainstorm that drove him and his homemade 55 gallon drum grill into the old horse barn out back of his family home. "We were having compan...

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Dog The Bounty Hunter Tells President Obama He'll Capture Edward Snowden and Bring Him Back To The USA

Funny story: Dog The Bounty Hunter Tells President Obama He'll Capture Edward Snowden and Bring Him Back To The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Duane Chapman, who is better known as Dog The Bounty Hunter, met with President Obama at a special White House barbecue in honor of Duane and his buxom wife Beth. The president and Chapman both traded stories about capturing bon...

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Kim Jong-un Places 2nd in North Korean Barbecue Competition

Funny story: Kim Jong-un Places 2nd in North Korean Barbecue Competition

It was merely a common single rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-un's 2nd place finish this weekend at the First Annual North Korean BBQ Blowout in Pyongyang. State media praised the supreme leader of North Korea for his grilling expertise, noting that h...

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Dog Accidentally Eaten During Fire House Barb-B-Q

TACOMA PARK MARYLAND - Barky the firehouse dog was accidentally eaten during a fund raising bar-b-que held by the Tacoma Park volunteer fire department. A mascot for the station for the past ten years, Barky was a well-loved character in the communit...

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South Carolina Holds 14th Annual Zombie Shoot and Barbecue

Funny story: South Carolina Holds 14th Annual Zombie Shoot and Barbecue

From June 23 to July 04, South Carolina will host the 14th Annual South Carolina Zombie Shoot and Barbecue. The event will be hosted by Gov. Henry McMaster and Sen. Tim Scott and barbecue events will be officiated by Pit Masters Kevin Roberts, Myron...

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Gaga burned in BBQ accident

Funny story: Gaga burned in BBQ accident

Austin, Texas -- Lady Gaga was seriously singed in a barbecue mishap last night, apparently sparked by her famous meat dress, which caused a case of mistaken identity. "We thought she was the side of beef trying to escape from the pen," said Dilly...

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Ostriches BBQ Brits in Southern Russia

Funny story: Ostriches BBQ Brits in Southern Russia

Thousands of anxious parents are awaiting news concerning the fate of the 56,735 children who were secretly barbecued by the ostrich community in Southern Russia after their UFO crash landed on June 18th. The ostriches, who obviously knew their Lo...

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Met Office Predicts Sizzling Barbecue Weekend - Get The Brollies Ready!

Funny story: Met Office Predicts Sizzling Barbecue Weekend - Get The Brollies Ready!

Weather boffins are today warning shivering Britons to get ready for a wet and cold weekend. They say today (Wednesday) is likely to be the hottest day of the year so far and while Thursday and Friday are likely to get cooler, the weekend could be...

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McRib a Fourth Quarter Smash Hit, While Local BBQ Pits Struggle

Funny story: McRib a Fourth Quarter Smash Hit, While Local BBQ Pits Struggle

Riding the wave of another smash fast food hit, McDonalds' McRib sandwich has taken over the normally exclusive BBQ restaurant sector, with something you can get in about thirty seconds at a drive through window. Purists lament the introduction...

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Neighborhood BBQ Turns Into Roman Shower

Funny story: Neighborhood BBQ Turns Into Roman Shower

This weekend, while most people are asking themselves, "Will Lebron James stay in Cleveland?" James Brubaker should have been asking himself and anyone with some compassion, "Do you think these burgers are done?" After taking advantage of the Firs...

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Cast of Lost barbeques cast of Gillagins Island

Funny story: Cast of Lost barbeques cast of Gillagins Island

The cast of lost accidentally ran into the cast of Gilligans Island today on the same Island. The two casts where over joyed to see each other hoping for some word from the outside world. Things took a turn for the worst when the cast of lost Rea...

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Barbecue Sparks Pretend Call for Help

A barbecue at a local area family's home sparked a pretend call for help Sunday afternoon. The youngest daughter of Christopher and Adriana Baker of Harlingen proceeded to call for assistance after witnessing her father lighting the grill in prep...

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Diners Horrified To Learn That Baby Back Ribs Come From Babies

Funny story: Diners Horrified To Learn That Baby Back Ribs Come From Babies

Persons eating lunch at several BBQ restaurants were horrified to learn that their baby back ribs came from real babies. The popular cuisine draws millions of people into dining establishments around the world, but no one knew that they were actuall...

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Kim Jong-il's Radioactive Pork places third in Korean BBQ Cook Off

Funny story: Kim Jong-il's Radioactive Pork places third in Korean BBQ Cook Off

PYONGYANG, North Korea - We've all heard about the double-rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-il's birth. We've heard about his knack for hitting holes-in-one at will and the operas he's composed, listened to the tales of his remarkable sexual prowess an...

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MEATA Rivals PETA for Pointless Press Coverage

Funny story: MEATA Rivals PETA for Pointless Press Coverage

Sponsored by a consortium of middle aged men from four different Midwestern cities, the newly formed "MEATA" organization has been stealing press attention away from its diametrically opposed food-chain rival, PETA. Assembled from Detroit, Chicago,...

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Housewife Barbequed Alive in Faulty Sunbed

Funny story: Housewife Barbequed Alive in Faulty Sunbed

A tanning parlour owner was sentenced to six week's community service today after a woman was cooked alive while using a defective sunbed. Kostas Gormlessky, an Albanian asylum-seeker, currently residing in Stoke-on-Trent, was convicted at Staffor...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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