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Funny story: Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather forecaster Eli Kari Gjengedali broke a world record for the longest forecast by riding atop a tornado which swirled from Atla, through Harstad where the tornado built up strength. It then carried her through Bodø, down through Saltfjellet-Sv...
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Funny story: BBC employ cockney news reader

BBC employ cockney news reader

The BBC has employed an East End Cockney to read the local lunchtime news. Programme editors felt the gritty accent and down to earth attitude may help raise ratings. Mr Clive Danton, from West Ham was chosen after attending several auditions in Lon...
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Funny story: Sycophantic Grovelling By TV Presenters Sees Hospital A & E Admissions Soar Across London

Sycophantic Grovelling By TV Presenters Sees Hospital A & E Admissions Soar Across London

A&E departments across the capital have reported a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment; suffering from a new and worrying illness, brought on by The Diamond Jubilee,...
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Funny story: F.A. may drop penalty shoot-outs

F.A. may drop penalty shoot-outs

At last night's Annual General Meeting of the Football Association (F.A.), there was heated discussion about whether to abolish penalty shoot-outs at the end of major cup final games. Penalty shoot-outs were originally used to give strikers and go...
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Funny story: World comes to halt as news of Whitney Houston death emerges

World comes to halt as news of Whitney Houston death emerges

All other news was cancelled today as the world was coming to terms with the sudden death of American songstress Whipney Houston on the eve of the Grammys. Protesters in Egypt declared a 24 hour ceasefire, as activists in Syria laid to rest their...
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Funny story: BBC Issue a list of locations to avoid in news reports

BBC Issue a list of locations to avoid in news reports

The BBC have issued guidelines of place names to avoid in news reports due to an increasingly sensitive viewing public. "A few years ago," said Mark Thompson, Director General of the BBC, "We could say what we liked on the news, and nobody dared c...
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Funny story: Four BBC News Readers Arrested In Dawn Raid

Four BBC News Readers Arrested In Dawn Raid

Four BBC News readers have been arrested on suspicion of causing the spontaneous unexplained deaths of 24 people. They are also being sued by the families of those 24 people after they claim their loved ones were bored to death by the channel's ex...
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Funny story: Daybreak Boss Quits Under TV Repair Man Pressure

Daybreak Boss Quits Under TV Repair Man Pressure

Shadowy vigilante organisation, TV Repair Man, claimed a major victory today as it was announced that another high-profile production boss is to quit. Ian Rumsey has been editor of ITV's troubled Daybreak for less than a year. The announcement tha...
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Funny story: The BBC Accused Of Preferring Depressed Sounding Scottish Newsreaders

The BBC Accused Of Preferring Depressed Sounding Scottish Newsreaders

Media watchdog, MEW (Media Watchdog) has slammed the BBC by accusing it of favouritism towards depressed sounding Scottish newsreaders, and voiceover artistes on documentary programming. MEW monitors attribute this peculiar practice to the economi...
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Funny story: Not The Nine O'Clock News IS The Nine O'Clock News

Not The Nine O'Clock News IS The Nine O'Clock News

The iconic 80's comedy show Not The Nine O Clock News seems to have provided a prophetic comment on news nearly 30 years later. Negative news reporting is now being used to fill up column inches and website current affairs sites due to a paucity o...
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Funny story: Rowling on Shoplifting Charge

Rowling on Shoplifting Charge

The case against J.K.Rowling in Edinburgh's Criminal Court for shoplifting went ahead yesterday. Woolworth's representative Lionel Peasbody gave testimony to the effect that he saw a lady wearing a long black cloak, pointed boots and tall peake...
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Funny story: BBC News Girls Tits Out One-Off Christmas Special

BBC News Girls Tits Out One-Off Christmas Special

BBC's gorgeous gaggle of newsreading babes are to display their feminine charms in a one-off Christmas programme tomorrow. In a pre-recorded show to air after the 9pm bulletin on Christmas day, a bevy of topless news women will review the year.
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Funny story: Obama Pleads with British Newscasters Please Pronounce My Name Correctly

Obama Pleads with British Newscasters Please Pronounce My Name Correctly

According to Barack Obama's closest aides, the President has said more than once "If I hear my name mispronounced one more time by those British broadcasters, I'm going to have to go over there and kick some British butt." Obama, of course, is ref...
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Funny story: BBC News Punch Up Fall Out - Weatherman Schafernaker Dropped

BBC News Punch Up Fall Out - Weatherman Schafernaker Dropped

TV weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker, who was famously caught on camera 'giving the finger' to news reader Simon McCoy in August, has been dropped as an on-screen presenter. His bosses at Met Office say the move is just part of a move to have fewer o...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Chloe Mafia To Become A BBC Newsreader?

X-Factor's Chloe Mafia To Become A BBC Newsreader?

Persistent rumours circulating around BBC Television Centre appear to suggest that the media juggernaut has approached failed X-Factor boot camp wannabe, Chloe Mafia - offering her a job reading the early evening edition of The News on BBC1 Analys...
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Funny story: Cats compete to get Most Popular news story on the BBC website

Cats compete to get Most Popular news story on the BBC website

Cats from all over the world are now competing with each other to get their story of alleged cruelty to be the most read on the BBC's news website. Attention seeking moggies are literally falling over themselves to make their owners look like the...
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Funny story: BBC News Men Set For Punch Up

BBC News Men Set For Punch Up

Tickets for a planned fist fight at a secret location between BBC news anchor Simon McCoy and weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker are selling like hot cakes. The fight was announced last night after Schafernaker's on-screen gaffe - literally tens of vi...
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Funny story: England's Louise Minchin of The BBC Has Been Asked To Replace Katie Couric As CBS Anchor

England's Louise Minchin of The BBC Has Been Asked To Replace Katie Couric As CBS Anchor

NEW YORK CITY - Top executives of CBS News have reportedly asked BBC presenter Louise Minchin if she would like to move to America and replace Katie Couric as the anchor of the CBS Evening News. One of the top level CBS executives Vice-President W...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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