London - (Baksheesh): Britain's former Afghani ambassador has landed a lucrative new job advising the UK national arms exporter BAe on new business abroad.
Media sources said this weekend that the government body 'which exhumes and approves moves...
London - (Prince Bandar Mess): Tony Blair's former North London next door neighbour Count (sic) Alfons Mensdork-Pouilly-Fumé has appeared at Highbury Magistrates Court charged with conspiracy bribery charges in the BAe weapons proliferation scam.
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Hundreds of 9/11 conspirators are terrified that the ancient pre-Islamic goddess Al-Laat will punish them on Lailatul-Qadr - or Night of Power/Predestination - the traditional end-of-Ramadan feastday this Friday night.
London - (Sordid Mess): 'A blatant case of bribery' was Lord Justice Moses' verdict today about Tony Blair suborning the Serious Fraud Office probe of the state-run arms dealer BAe's dodgy dealings with Sordid Arabia's Prince Band...
In a shock announcement this evening, the Ministry of Defence has admitted that an order of twenty Eurofighters ('Typhoons') destined for the Royal Saudi Air Force have been lost in the post.
London - (Ass Mess): The £75 million Airbus 340 which BAE's slush fund bought as a sweetener for dodgy Saudi arms dealer Prince Bandar was secretly bugged with the CIA's most sophisticated surveillance equipment ever.
Secret payments of millions of pounds from Britain's largest arms company, BAE, have been found in a Swiss bank account belonging to a Mr Wile. E Coyote, a controversial figure in the world of assassination attempts on cartoon birds, fuelling rum...
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