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Our Man In Kabulshit lands plum arms export role

Funny story: Our Man In Kabulshit lands plum arms export role

London - (Baksheesh): Britain's former Afghani ambassador has landed a lucrative new job advising the UK national arms exporter BAe on new business abroad. Media sources said this weekend that the government body 'which exhumes and approves moves...

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Fraud cops charge ex-Blair Islington neighbour in BAE corruption and bribery probe

Funny story: Fraud cops charge ex-Blair Islington neighbour in BAE corruption and bribery probe

London - (Prince Bandar Mess): Tony Blair's former North London next door neighbour Count (sic) Alfons Mensdork-Pouilly-Fumé has appeared at Highbury Magistrates Court charged with conspiracy bribery charges in the BAe weapons proliferation scam.

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Al Qaeda's Lailatul-Qadr/Night of Power fears for 26/27 September

Funny story: Al Qaeda's Lailatul-Qadr/Night of Power fears for 26/27 September

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Hundreds of 9/11 conspirators are terrified that the ancient pre-Islamic goddess Al-Laat will punish them on Lailatul-Qadr - or Night of Power/Predestination - the traditional end-of-Ramadan feastday this Friday night.

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'Stuff the Saudis' High Court judges say

Funny story: 'Stuff the Saudis' High Court judges say

London - (Sordid Mess): 'A blatant case of bribery' was Lord Justice Moses' verdict today about Tony Blair suborning the Serious Fraud Office probe of the state-run arms dealer BAe's dodgy dealings with Sordid Arabia's Prince Band...

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Eurofighter Order gets Lost in the Post

Funny story: Eurofighter Order gets Lost in the Post

In a shock announcement this evening, the Ministry of Defence has admitted that an order of twenty Eurofighters ('Typhoons') destined for the Royal Saudi Air Force have been lost in the post.

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CIA bugged Bandar's £75 milion BAE Airbus

Funny story: CIA bugged Bandar's £75 milion BAE Airbus

London - (Ass Mess): The £75 million Airbus 340 which BAE's slush fund bought as a sweetener for dodgy Saudi arms dealer Prince Bandar was secretly bugged with the CIA's most sophisticated surveillance equipment ever.

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BAE's secret deals with Wile E. Coyote revealed

Funny story: BAE's secret deals with Wile E. Coyote revealed

Secret payments of millions of pounds from Britain's largest arms company, BAE, have been found in a Swiss bank account belonging to a Mr Wile. E Coyote, a controversial figure in the world of assassination attempts on cartoon birds, fuelling rum...

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