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Icelandic ash problem nothing to do with volcanos

Funny story: Icelandic ash problem nothing to do with volcanos

In a frank admission from the Icelandic government, the Minister for the Environment, Ban Kruptdotter, apologised to airports in the United Kingdom for any disruption caused by the ash or by extremely high prices in the shops at British airports.

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'Third World' branded British airports are closed, after the vast majority of flights were grounded due to the big freeze.

Funny story: 'Third World' branded British airports are closed, after the vast majority of flights were grounded due to the big freeze.

HeathROW, London: Staff armed with loud hailers, ordered travellers to leave the airport and go home or else to a hotel. One woman shouted back: "We have nowhere to go." Emotions ran high with some people, desperate to be home for Christmas, leavi...

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Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Funny story: Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...

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Boris suggests second airport to replace Gatwick be located in Merseyside

Funny story: Boris suggests second airport to replace Gatwick be located in Merseyside

Hot on the heels of a Thames Estuary airport to replace Heathrow, Boris Johnson, the affable Mayor of London, has suggested that a second London airport to replace Gatwick should be built off the coast in Merseyside. He said: "Having insulted the...

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Director of BAA admits it was all a mistake

Funny story: Director of BAA admits it was all a mistake

The Director of BAA, the British Airports Authority, Mr Peter Flypast, has admitted that his company's ownership of several British airports including Heathrow, Gatwick and Edinburgh was all a big mistake. He said: "My wife, Mrs Flypast and I, wer...

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BAAO's Lil Bopeep Announces Airport Fire Sale!

Funny story: BAAO's Lil Bopeep Announces Airport Fire Sale!

The British Aeronautical Ass Osculation CEO Lily Bopeep has declared the opening of a emergency sale of all British airports. Prospective buyers have been submitting their bids along with details of the creative changes they would make. Eccentr...

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Rocket man claims 'It's not rocket science'

Funny story: Rocket man claims 'It's not rocket science'

Yves Rossy, the pilot who wowed the public with his rocket powered solo flight over Bex, Switzerland has explained how easy it is to achieve the feat.

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County Councils work with BAA to reduce landfill

Funny story: County Councils work with BAA to reduce landfill

As a result of the spectacular successes surrounding trials for BAA on the opening of Heathrow's Terminal 5, several of the country's Council Council authorities have now signed up for a trial period of new refuse disposal services being offe...

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BAA admits Heathrow baggage tagging a waste of time, but a nice earner

Funny story: BAA admits Heathrow baggage tagging a waste of time, but a nice earner

Just days before bags at Heathrow are to be tagged with expensive RFID tags in the desperate hope that they'll solve the ailing airports baggage problems, Bloody Awful Airports (BAA) Ltd have admitted that they will make little t...

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BAA Revamp their Image

Funny story: BAA Revamp their Image

Aviation monopoly Big Airports Authority who own most of the UK's major airports have announced a name change and a new security process. In order to re-classify the company to reflect its core trading activity it will now be called "BASC&qu...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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