Heya OMG I just had that awkward moment when you're so bored that you forget to wipe, ooh smelly fingers. Anyway I got so bored that I came on Facebook, but then Facebook bored me so I logged off but then I got bored so I went on Facebook, soooo random right?
Gonna have myself a big Facebook mooch tonight. I've got the popcorn on tap and a whole case of blue wkd's. Mom's gonna be so pissed when...
Punk poseur Avril Lavigne not only visited ex-husband Deryck Whimbly in a hospital where he was being treated for injuries suffered in a bar brawl, she visited him the next night at his gig; ordering a number 4 value meal,large, with a diet Coke.
AVRIL Lavigne has admitted her divorce from her rock musician husband Deryck Whibley was inev8ble.
The singer, 24, wrote on her website blog that she and Whibley, 29, lead singer of Sum 41, were "separ8ing and moving forward on a positive note".
Avril Lavigne has sensationally revealed that she has a crush on Dubya, and it doesn't end there.
Avril Lavigne, the popular young singer of current top single Girlfriend, has created a bit of a mystery. In her song, she says she doesn't "like your girlfriend." Also, in the music video that goes with the so...
The once brooding anti pop, anti teen, anti commercial Avril Lavigne has bitten the bullet and gone all teen sweetness, sticky, gum up your ears kinda music she once was dead set against.
Topeka, Kansas - Local area resident, Cotie Shintani, 13, wants to "punch" popular Canadian songstress Avril Lavigne. On Monday evening, while typing to an undisclosed friend through the popular AOL Instant Messenger, Shintani expressed that "someti...
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