West Ham have terminated the contract of manager Sam Allardyce with immediate effect.
East End owner David Sullivan claims to have been led down the garden path by Big Sam and told reporters:
"We found out on Twitter that he is a dirty Northern...
Ex West Ham manager Avram Grant has ruled himself out of the running for the vacant manager's position at West Ham.
The popular Israeli was the first name on the short list according to the Hammers' sex industry owners.
Dildo magnet Karen Brady...
Avram Grant was last night embroiled in a legal battle the likes of which this country has never seen.
After West Ham's owner's David Short-And-Stubby and David Albino-Malnourished-Lion-Face made clear to Grant that his tenure had come to an end,...
West Ham have sacked manager Avram Grant after he was caught wearing fishnets at the Wigan game.
Avram's excuse about the chilly northern wind did not go down well with the Hammers' diehards..
"The late great Sir Bobby Moore would be turning in h...
Avram Grant, the ex-manager of Premier League West Ham United, who were yesterday relegated to the Championship after a 3-2 defeat at Wigan, is to be sent hurtling into space by Hammers fans who are just about sick and tired of his pathetic excuses.
Beleaguered West Ham United boss Avram Grant has denied that he possesses a masochistic streak that makes him only take on impossible tasks.
Grant, whose club is currently 2nd bottom of the Premiership and has very rarely been out of the bottom th...
The 3-0 defeat at the hands of fellow Londoners Chelsea has seen West Ham boss Avram Grant virtually concede that his club is a dead cert to be relegated.
Losing so heavily at this time of the season is always hard to take, a world weary Grant com...
West Ham boss Avram Grant has come out in praise of Aloysius "Nosey" Parker, one of the best known characters in the TV puppet show, "Thunderbirds".
'When I was growing up in Israel, "Thunderbirds" was the most popular show on the box. Although mo...
'You can av an interview' Ram Grant, West Ham Manager (as we write) replied 'you are a West Ham fan through and through. You know what it is to suffer.'
'Avram' I began 'you have a record that speaks for itself. Your Cup record is tremendous.'
'Thank you. However my record in the league is not so good. Bottom with Pompey, bottom with West Ham. I have not had many goals to cheer about.'
Fabio Capello and Avram Grant are to swap places in a deal which will stun the football world.
England's manager, recovering from another brilliant display in England's friendly against France, said from his hospital bed: 'After taking England fro...
Portsmouth - (Offside Rule): A police raid on the Whorton Heath massage parlor has revealed a gay extension at the rear of the premises
It is believed to cater to growing local demand for specialist commercial services. These are normally only av...
There was a new twist to the Chelsea managerial saga this morning, when language experts who had worked through the night discovered that the strange-sounding name of the new boss, Dutchman Guus Hiddink, means something rude in Holland.
Alex Hinsley has been announced as the replacement for Avram Grant.
After being questioned several times Chelsea owner Roman Abrahamovich revealed that manager Avram Grant had be sacked because of the way he dressed.
A survey amongst Chelsea fans after last night's 3-1 Champions League victory over Liverpool, has shown that a significant number of them regard Avram Grant as the best manager since Jose...
Manchester United and their closest rivals Chelsea are now level on points at the top of the Premier League, and could well share the title, if reports are true, which they are not.
John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss
Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager
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