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Funny story: Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant was last night embroiled in a legal battle the likes of which this country has never seen. After West Ham's owner's David Short-And-Stubby and David Albino-Malnourished-Lion-Face made clear to Grant that his tenure had come to an end,...
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Funny story: Avram Grant sacked for wearing fishnets.

Avram Grant sacked for wearing fishnets.

West Ham have sacked manager Avram Grant after he was caught wearing fishnets at the Wigan game. Avram's excuse about the chilly northern wind did not go down well with the Hammers' diehards.. "The late great Sir Bobby Moore would be turning in h...
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Funny story: West Ham Reject Avram Grant To Be Catapulted Into Space

West Ham Reject Avram Grant To Be Catapulted Into Space

Avram Grant, the ex-manager of Premier League West Ham United, who were yesterday relegated to the Championship after a 3-2 defeat at Wigan, is to be sent hurtling into space by Hammers fans who are just about sick and tired of his pathetic excuses.
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Funny story: Avram Grant Denies Having Death Wish Syndrome

Avram Grant Denies Having Death Wish Syndrome

Beleaguered West Ham United boss Avram Grant has denied that he possesses a masochistic streak that makes him only take on impossible tasks. Grant, whose club is currently 2nd bottom of the Premiership and has very rarely been out of the bottom th...
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Funny story: West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

The 3-0 defeat at the hands of fellow Londoners Chelsea has seen West Ham boss Avram Grant virtually concede that his club is a dead cert to be relegated. Losing so heavily at this time of the season is always hard to take, a world weary Grant com...
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Funny story: Avram Grant Impressed By Parker Spirit

Avram Grant Impressed By Parker Spirit

West Ham boss Avram Grant has come out in praise of Aloysius "Nosey" Parker, one of the best known characters in the TV puppet show, "Thunderbirds". 'When I was growing up in Israel, "Thunderbirds" was the most popular show on the box. Although mo...
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Funny story: Interview Granted

Interview Granted

'You can av an interview' Ram Grant, West Ham Manager (as we write) replied 'you are a West Ham fan through and through. You know what it is to suffer.' 'Avram' I began 'you have a record that speaks for itself. Your Cup record is tremendous.' 'Thank you. However my record in the league is not so good. Bottom with Pompey, bottom with West Ham. I have not had many goals to cheer about.' 'T...
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Funny story: Capello and Grant swap places

Capello and Grant swap places

Fabio Capello and Avram Grant are to swap places in a deal which will stun the football world. England's manager, recovering from another brilliant display in England's friendly against France, said from his hospital bed: 'After taking England fro...
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Funny story: Avram Grant: "I didn't know it was a gay brothel"

Avram Grant: "I didn't know it was a gay brothel"

Portsmouth - (Offside Rule): A police raid on the Whorton Heath massage parlor has revealed a gay extension at the rear of the premises It is believed to cater to growing local demand for specialist commercial services. These are normally only av...
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Funny story: New Chelsea Drama As 'Guus Hiddink' Discovered To Mean Something Rude In Holland

New Chelsea Drama As 'Guus Hiddink' Discovered To Mean Something Rude In Holland

There was a new twist to the Chelsea managerial saga this morning, when language experts who had worked through the night discovered that the strange-sounding name of the new boss, Dutchman Guus Hiddink, means something rude in Holland. Hiddink,...
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Funny story: 15 Year Old Appointed Chelsea Manager

15 Year Old Appointed Chelsea Manager

Alex Hinsley has been announced as the replacement for Avram Grant.
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Funny story: Abrahamovich reveals reason behind Grant sacking

Abrahamovich reveals reason behind Grant sacking

After being questioned several times Chelsea owner Roman Abrahamovich revealed that manager Avram Grant had be sacked because of the way he dressed.
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Funny story: Avram Grant Voted Best Chelsea Manager Since...

Avram Grant Voted Best Chelsea Manager Since...

A survey amongst Chelsea fans after last night's 3-1 Champions League victory over Liverpool, has shown that a significant number of them regard Avram Grant as the best manager since Jose...
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Funny story: Manchester United and Chelsea Managers In Possible 'Fight To The Death'

Manchester United and Chelsea Managers In Possible 'Fight To The Death'

Manchester United and their closest rivals Chelsea are now level on points at the top of the Premier League, and could well share the title, if reports are true, which they are not.
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Funny story: Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss
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Funny story: Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager
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Funny story: "You will learn to love me" Grant tells Chelsea fans.

"You will learn to love me" Grant tells Chelsea fans.

Avram Grant, seen here wearing a hat, last night pledged to bring a smile back to Stamford Bridge as he promised the moody Blues fans: " You will learn to love me ".
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Funny story: Drogba Signs For Fulham

Drogba Signs For Fulham

Didier Drogba, the unsettled Chelsea striker, has signed for London neighbours Fulham in a surprise deal on the eve of the Blues' fixture against the Craven Cottage side tomorrow.
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