Trafford council, the place where Nazis go to retire, have issued a court summons to the trees in the borough for littering.
"I woke up the other morning," said council leader, Joseph Gerbils, "and there was rubbish all over my nice clean streets.
Wales is in the news again, but this time for something a little more news-worthy than Ewe Fancying.
Full demolition of a shopping precinct in Pontypridd, considered an eyesore by many residents, is to be completed by the autumn.
If you are putting a coat on your child, make sure you write to the BBC first or the regulatory body which controls the manufacture of rain. I would also advise that you take any coat to a laboratory for testing and file an email with the European Court of Human Rights explaining; 'I do understand that the freedom to wear purple muvva fucka trainers is a right of my child but at the same time I do...
In a stunning abberation of nature, leaf-bearing trees worldwide have stopped shedding their leaves in the winter.
"Shove it up your xylem and phloem," one markedly aggravated tree, Mr. Maple Hardwood, exclaimed. "We're deciduous trees. We simpl...
Councillor Fezziwig Baron III from Tring has launched a scathing attack on Mother Nature.
The controversial buffoon wishes to ban Autumn from his constituency, and has banned all hibernating animals from sleep, and has said that trees dropping the...
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