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Italian trains loaded with rubbish are welcome in Austria!

Funny story: Italian trains loaded with rubbish are welcome in Austria!

Italy has a huge waste problem, Austria have none due to the fact Austrians care for their country, Italians generally do not! Many Italians believe once they open plastic packaging and devour the contents, it is then that their responsibility ends,...

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Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

Funny story: Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...

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English Workers in Austrian Cheese Terror

Funny story: English Workers in Austrian Cheese Terror

"I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me." Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as...

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Hitlers Two Balls

The good thing about history is that it's always there, you can rely on it. Like the 98 year old grandfather who refuses to die because he wants to vote BNP one more time. History is there to stop us repeating past mistakes, and to guide us into a be...

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Fucking Village To Change Name

Funny story: Fucking Village To Change Name

The village of Fucking, which is just north of Salzburg in Austria, has decided to ballot residents on a change of name. This move follows years of ridicule and being the butt of many poor taste jokes. The village dates back to the middle ages and...

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Adolf Hitler's Bicycle Destroys Baker's Shop?

Funny story: Adolf Hitler's Bicycle Destroys Baker's Shop?

A bicycle that once belonged to the Nazi dictator, Adolf Hitler, has been discovered languishing in the back storeroom of a Viennese baker's shop. It is believed that the bicycle - a heavy, black-framed model of German manufacture, was used by Hit...

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Austrian baker arrested after baking cakes with rather a "Nazi" taste!

Funny story: Austrian baker arrested after baking cakes with rather a "Nazi" taste!

An Austrian baker, Herr Swashsticker (name changed for legal reasons) has been caught baking very "Nazi" cakes for his customers and consequently, is being prosecuted. Austria, birth place of Adolf, has forbidden all Nazi memorabilia and denies ha...

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95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!

Funny story: 95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!

The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed. Millions of people attempting to contact their families...

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Austria's Got Talent?

Funny story: Austria's Got Talent?

An 'Austrian' has been fined for yodelling while mowing his lawn because it offended his Muslim neighbours. Helmut Von Messerschmitt, 89, a well known 'naturalised Austrian' was 'ridiculing' their beliefs, a Judge decided, before fining him 900 eu...

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Bionic arm causes crash in Austria!

Funny story: Bionic arm causes crash in Austria!

A bionic arm, not the driver, caused a huge crash in Austria today. The driver and owner of the bionic arm who was lucky to get out alive gave the following explanation to the Polizei: "I vanted to go left, my arm vanted to go right and ve cras...

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Vienna Boys Choir sex scandal fury

Funny story: Vienna Boys Choir sex scandal fury

Austria - (Gay Ass Mess): The aggrieved choristers are blaming Salzburg Archbishop Alois Goth-Gasser and his Paypal (sic) chums for the latest sex abuse scandal to emerge from neo-Nazi Austria. Decades - maybe centuries! - of sordid shenanigans ha...

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Riddle of the Obese woman and the missing drug dealer finally solved

Funny story: Riddle of the Obese woman and the missing drug dealer finally solved

Helga Schmidt, a 1.5 tonne dead woman from Austria has helped solve the mystery of a missing Innsbruck man when a recent examination of her 5 year old corpse showed that she didn't die alone. The amazing X-ray images show the body of a man who had...

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Another Austrian Nazi Story

Funny story: Another Austrian Nazi Story

The US has deported to Austria a former SS man it says was involved in the Nazi killing of more than 8,000 Jews, shot in a single day and buried in pits. Nasty bastard. Josias Kumpf, 83, moved to the US from Austria in 1956, settling in Wisconsin...

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Austrian Woman Owes $30,000 In Parking Tickets

Funny story: Austrian Woman Owes $30,000 In Parking Tickets

An Austrian woman has begun a 500-day jail sentence for ignoring parking tickets and failing to pay a cumulative fine of around 24,000 euros ($30,860), police said Tuesday. Apparently, the 38-year-old civil servant from the southern city of Graz w...

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New Austrian Political Party Formed

Funny story: New Austrian Political Party Formed

Following the death of Austria's right-wing Alliance party leader, Jorg Haider, a new party was launched in Vienna today. The We're Not Nazis (Honest) Party will be led by A. Dolf Haitler, and the deputy leader will be Heinrich Horstwesseler. Spea...

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Germany Invades Austria Again

Funny story: Germany Invades Austria Again

German tanks were seen gathering on the border with Austria again this morning after more than 60 years of peace between the two countries. It's thought an invasion is imminent.

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Austrian Imprisons Teddy Bear

Funny story: Austrian Imprisons Teddy Bear

VIENNA - Police here have announced that they have discovered a teddy bear, which has been imprisoned in a bunker on the outskirts of Vienna.

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Research shows that not all Austrians are perverts

Funny story: Research shows that not all Austrians are perverts

New research from ADOLF, (the Austrian Department Of Lovely Fellows) has revealed that not all Austrians are perverts.

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