The good thing about history is that it's always there, you can rely on it. Like the 98 year old grandfather who refuses to die because he wants to vote BNP one more time. History is there to stop us repeating past mistakes, and to guide us into a be...
The village of Fucking, which is just north of Salzburg in Austria, has decided to ballot residents on a change of name. This move follows years of ridicule and being the butt of many poor taste jokes.
The village dates back to the middle ages and...
A bicycle that once belonged to the Nazi dictator, Adolf Hitler, has been discovered languishing in the back storeroom of a Viennese baker's shop.
It is believed that the bicycle - a heavy, black-framed model of German manufacture, was used by Hit...
An Austrian baker, Herr Swashsticker (name changed for legal reasons) has been caught baking very "Nazi" cakes for his customers and consequently, is being prosecuted.
Austria, birth place of Adolf, has forbidden all Nazi memorabilia and denies ha...
The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed.
Millions of people attempting to contact their families...
An 'Austrian' has been fined for yodelling while mowing his lawn because it offended his Muslim neighbours.
Helmut Von Messerschmitt, 89, a well known 'naturalised Austrian' was 'ridiculing' their beliefs, a Judge decided, before fining him 900 eu...
A bionic arm, not the driver, caused a huge crash in Austria today.
The driver and owner of the bionic arm who was lucky to get out alive gave the following explanation to the Polizei:
"I vanted to go left, my arm vanted to go right and ve cras...
Austria - (Gay Ass Mess): The aggrieved choristers are blaming Salzburg Archbishop Alois Goth-Gasser and his Paypal (sic) chums for the latest sex abuse scandal to emerge from neo-Nazi Austria.
Decades - maybe centuries! - of sordid shenanigans ha...
Helga Schmidt, a 1.5 tonne dead woman from Austria has helped solve the mystery of a missing Innsbruck man when a recent examination of her 5 year old corpse showed that she didn't die alone.
The amazing X-ray images show the body of a man who had...
The US has deported to Austria a former SS man it says was involved in the Nazi killing of more than 8,000 Jews, shot in a single day and buried in pits. Nasty bastard.
Josias Kumpf, 83, moved to the US from Austria in 1956, settling in Wisconsin...
An Austrian woman has begun a 500-day jail sentence for ignoring parking tickets and failing to pay a cumulative fine of around 24,000 euros ($30,860), police said Tuesday.
Apparently, the 38-year-old civil servant from the southern city of Graz w...
Following the death of Austria's right-wing Alliance party leader, Jorg Haider, a new party was launched in Vienna today. The We're Not Nazis (Honest) Party will be led by A. Dolf Haitler, and the deputy leader will be Heinrich Horstwesseler.
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German tanks were seen gathering on the border with Austria again this morning after more than 60 years of peace between the two countries. It's thought an invasion is imminent.
VIENNA - Police here have announced that they have discovered a teddy bear, which has been imprisoned in a bunker on the outskirts of Vienna.
New research from ADOLF, (the Austrian Department Of Lovely Fellows) has revealed that not all Austrians are perverts.
Never a company to hide its commercial light under a bushel, Swedish flat-pack and maker of peculiarly-named products, IKEA, has announced a range of basement furniture and accessories especially for the Austrian market.
Vienna AUSTRIA, (TS) Josef Pretzl, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with his daughter while keeping her locked up in a subterranean dungeon as a sex slave for 24 years, will plead insanity to avoid a prison sentence.
The inhabitants of the island of Paedo (referred to as Paedophiles), off the coast of Austria, are livid regarding the recent publicity surrounding the Greek island of Lesbos.