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Funny story: International Hackers feel sorry for ordinary Australians - to offer free census data washing service

International Hackers feel sorry for ordinary Australians - to offer free census data washing service

After the Census debacle ordinary Australians are unsure as to the security of their personal data, Hacker groups have offered to build a "Data Washing Web Site". Australian networks have been a happy hunting ground for hackers ever since Howard...
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Funny story: Census Blame Game in full swing in Canberra today

Census Blame Game in full swing in Canberra today

With the Census debacle growing to Tsunami like proportions the Census blame game is in full force with the government blaming ABS and IBM, IBM blaming ABS and the Feds and ABS blaming IBM and the International ring of Hackers uncovered in morning ra...
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Funny story: International Ring of Census Hackers raided by 350 Special Forces operatives

International Ring of Census Hackers raided by 350 Special Forces operatives

After an investigation by Australian Defence Signals Directorate regarding the alleged hack on the Census, raids have ensued. It has come to light after tracking down the DDoS traffic it was actually coming from a garage in western Sydney. 350...
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Funny story: Gillard miffed Rudd has hijacked her numbers cat considers challenging for Liberal Party Leadership if Rudd wins

Gillard miffed Rudd has hijacked her numbers cat considers challenging for Liberal Party Leadership if Rudd wins

Outraged that she had been excluded from the most recent round of leadership musical chairs Gillard is threatening to spill Rudd from the Liberal Party leadership if he wins. Gillard is quoted as saying "I miss the limelight and it was my cat firs...
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Funny story: As expected, the census story gets worse

As expected, the census story gets worse

After the debacle of a the script kiddies bringing down one of the most secure federal networks in Australia, this morning Kalisch awoke to the consequences of the reality of their protracted and deliberate deceit of the Australian people. The att...
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Funny story: Australian Department of Statistics labels privacy concerns "Unaustralian"

Australian Department of Statistics labels privacy concerns "Unaustralian"

Australian Bureau of Statistics Head David Kalisch has this morning blasted the public in a surprise hard line response to what he termed "baseless privacy concerns". Further he said that non-conformists risked a massive $180 fine for not reveal...
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Funny story: Disbanded One Month Party says they don't want Shorten - prefer Trump

Disbanded One Month Party says they don't want Shorten - prefer Trump

In response to Bill Shortens ferreting around at the HQ of Pauline Hanson recently pre-emptively disbanded One Month Party, the spokesspinner for the disbanded party said they didn't want Shorten - they prefer Trump. When Trump was asked if he was...
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Funny story: Labour Leader concerned Tony Abbott will give him the wedgie and considers challenging for leadership of disbanded One Month Party

Labour Leader concerned Tony Abbott will give him the wedgie and considers challenging for leadership of disbanded One Month Party

In the continuing saga of musical chairs leaderships spills Labour Leader Bill Shorten looks to possibly loose his job to Tony Abbott after Rudd challenged Turnbull and stopped Abbotts chance at a Kevin Rudd Comeback. "I seem to be collateral dama...
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Funny story: Labour Party doesn't want Tony Abbott - prefers Trump

Labour Party doesn't want Tony Abbott - prefers Trump

With his Liberal Party succession hopes fading with the rise of Kevin Rudd to challenge Malcolm Turnbull Abbott has canvassed his chances at toppling Bill Shorten. The Labour Party has officially announced they don't want Tony Abbott and prefer Tr...
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Funny story: Tony Abbott outraged by Kevin Rudd betrayal considers challenging for Labour Party leadership.

Tony Abbott outraged by Kevin Rudd betrayal considers challenging for Labour Party leadership.

Following in the footsteps of the Rudd/Gillard/Rudd leadership Merry-go-Round the Abbott/Turnbull/Abbott (Not quite yet) liberal party leadership swings and roundabouts has entered the next phase in the play. With the imminent demise of Malcolm Tu...
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Funny story: Tony Abbott outraged Kevin Rudd challenging for liberal party leadership before he is ready for his Kevin Rudd comeback

Tony Abbott outraged Kevin Rudd challenging for liberal party leadership before he is ready for his Kevin Rudd comeback

Tony Abbot, self-declared Neo-Nazi and Rhodes Scholar, is annoyed his Kevin Rudd comeback is being disrupted by Kevin Rudd. He was quoted as saying "I have still quite a not of agitation and destabilization to position myself for the ballot and now...
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Funny story: Government overestimates intelligence of Nanny State Zombies

Government overestimates intelligence of Nanny State Zombies

Purportedly unhinged and wacky right wing fundamentalist Andrew Bolt has been cleared of any wrong doing in his ghastly distortion of scientific facts surrounding climate change The department of media pissweekness ACMA said after a 6 month invest...
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Funny story: Kevin Rudd to challenge Malclom Turnbull for Liberal Party Leadership

Kevin Rudd to challenge Malclom Turnbull for Liberal Party Leadership

Publicly miffed former Australian Pri-minister Kevin Rudd is on the warpath over being rejected for nomination to the UN. After the very public scrap between the PM, cabinet and Kevin Rudds cat, the cat has recommended that if they want to play...
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Funny story: Public Servant cuts finger on paper, seeks to have trees declared terrorists

Public Servant cuts finger on paper, seeks to have trees declared terrorists

A high profile Australian Federal Government Department is, this morning, in deep trouble for its failure to protect employees from terrorism. What makes it all the more embarrassing is that the accusations are about the Department of Counter Terror...
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Funny story: One Month Party to ban Muslims as first act

One Month Party to ban Muslims as first act

Fish and Chip Magnate and once again re-elected after all this time Senator Pauline Hanson has announced her party will be banning Muslims before they disband. This is a world leading solution to our global problems and is inspired by Trumpmania.
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Funny story: Pauline Hanson One Month Party to Disband

Pauline Hanson One Month Party to Disband

Fish and Chip Magnate and once again re-elected after all this time Senator Pauline Hanson has announced her party will be disbanding before they take up their seats in parliament. When asked why she replied "in order to stop all the speculation a...
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Funny story: Malcolm Bullshite elected President of Australia

Malcolm Bullshite elected President of Australia

Tanks surround Parliament House in Canberra tonight after a bloody coup d'etat which saw hapless ex-President Tony Abcess dragged from the Chamber and summarily shot outside the fish and chip shop in the main street of the capital. He died with a dee...
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Funny story: Australian Opposition Leader "A Pussycat"

Australian Opposition Leader "A Pussycat"

The wife of Australian opposition leader Tony Abbott has come out in defence of her husband who was labelled a misogynist by Prime Minister Julia Gillard in a forthright speech on Thursday. Kylie Abbott said that she was "spitting blood" after hea...
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