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Funny story: Aussie politicians get 500% pay rises

Aussie politicians get 500% pay rises

Australian federal politicians have woken up to the surprise news they are going to get 500% pay rises.Speaking in Canberra, Prime Minister with the world's worst Aussie accent, Julia Gillard made this speech. G'day all 'n' sundry. This has come as a compleeeete shock to us all. The Indeeeependent Pay Tribunal, chaired by me brother-in-law Josh Bigballs, has decided all us polies need a bit of...
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Funny story: Julia Gillard patents her nod (nod, nod, nod)

Julia Gillard patents her nod (nod, nod, nod)

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has lodged a patent on her nod with the Australian Patents Office. Well known for her compulsive nodding, even when saying "No", Ms Gillard decided her nodding action can be commercialised. "There's a huge m...
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Funny story: Aussies trying to export their asylum seekers

Aussies trying to export their asylum seekers

The Australian Federal Government is asking everyone to pretend it's going to be OK to send asylum seekers who land illegally in Australia to Malaysia for processing. Australian Immigration Minister Chris Bowen said today: "Look, we know everyone...
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Funny story: Australia to mandate conformity

Australia to mandate conformity

After years of government advertising showing the risks of excess drinking and smoking, Australians are now being told to live it up, get drunk and get laid. On the morning TV show, prime minister Julia Gillard encouraged Australians both young and o...
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Funny story: Australian Politician in the S#*t

Australian Politician in the S#*t

The leader of the conservative Liberal Party opposition in Australia's Federal Parliament has been embarrassed by a slip of the tongue during a visit to Afghanistan in which TV cameras caught him in discussion with the American commander of the alli...
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Funny story: A Taxpayer - funded Gay Time costs N.S.W. Transport Minister his job

A Taxpayer - funded Gay Time costs N.S.W. Transport Minister his job

Transport Minister and former Police Minister David Campbell has resigned as Transport Minister in N.S.W. after he was caught using his taxpayer-funded car to visit a gay men's sex venue in Sydney's eastern suburbs. Now the very straight, on the o...
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Funny story: Introducing Gough Whitlam, The Australian Obama

Introducing Gough Whitlam, The Australian Obama

President Obama would do well to try to emulate the successes that former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam had in his first 100 days of office back in 1972. He ended the draft and removed Australian troops from the unpopular war in Vietnam. He gave equal pay to women and established a free national health plan. He doubled spending on education, raised wages, pensions and unemplo...
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Hollywood lesbian Ellen Degenerate issued an ice bucket challenge to "friend" Hillary Clinton. "She's too cheap to donate money," Ellen said, "and she has hot hooters. I bet she has nice pokies!"

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