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Funny story:  Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set set classic

Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set set classic

In an amazing match that finished at almost 1am local time, Andy Murray narrowly missed out on being labelled 'British' by newspapers with editorial offices in England (and predominantly London) but is still scottish after a five set defeat to Novak...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Visits Australian Open to See Maria Sharapova Grunt

Tiger Woods Visits Australian Open to See Maria Sharapova Grunt

Finishing his negotiations with Newt Gingrich over whether or not Woods might be a spokesman for Newt's moral character, Woods and his entourage headed to the Australian Open tennis tournament to witness Maria Sharapova's grunts first hand. "There...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Found On Top of Australian

Tiger Woods Found On Top of Australian

With the first round handily notched in his bedpost, Tiger Woods finds himself exhausted, sweaty but perhaps a bit satisfied as he rests comfortably on top of the beautifully manicured and inviting Australian Open. "Nobody can grip a shaft like Ti...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray SuBo Double Fault Shocker

Andy Murray SuBo Double Fault Shocker

As if losing his third Grand Slam Final without picking up a set wasn't enough, tennis live wire Andy Murray was today double faulted with the horrific news that X-Factor favourite and all round voice of the people Susan Boyle is his biological moth...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray to Enter A Convent

Andy Murray to Enter A Convent

Melbourne - Andrew Murray awoke after his loss to Novak Djokovic and without a word to anyone left his apartment and disappeared. Later locals spotted him entering Our Lady of the Upper Respiratory Disease Convent on the outskirts of Melbourne. "H...
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Funny story:  Brit Murray outclassed by Serb Djokovic; Murray lost his balls, so what's new?

Brit Murray outclassed by Serb Djokovic; Murray lost his balls, so what's new?

Fred Perry will certainly not be turning in his grave as Britain attempts to find a male Brit who can win the Holy Grail, a tennis Grand Slam. Scot Andy Murray certainly doesn't fit the bill it seems? Yesterday he had the perfect opportunity to tu...
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Funny story:  Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Saturday's men's final will be the climax of a record-breaking Australian Open 2011, as the Rod Laver Arena hosts the first-ever all-marsupial title contest. The match, between an Eastern Grey Kangaroo and a Wombat, will be the first-ever grand sl...
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Funny story:  Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Sensational news from the Australian Open where world number 2 Roger Federer has been knocked out by rank outsider Frank Leemydear, world number 621. The feat was made even more remarkable by the fact that left hander Frank plays with a SPOON and...
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Funny story:  Venus does a Serena and flashes her bum in Aussie!

Venus does a Serena and flashes her bum in Aussie!

Last year in Australia Serena Williams got all mens (non-gay) hearts racing by flashing her very muscular buttocks underneath her flesh-coloured panties. In fact Jaggedone reported on this "flashy" story, which caused over 80's male tennis fans to...
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Funny story:  Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams was bending over waiting to receive a serve at the Australian Open today, when suddenly a kangaroo with a whopping erection jumped onto the court and headed straight for Venus' butt. It looked like Venus was heading for an ace and mayb...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Lhasa,Tibet- A somber Andy Murray met the press after losing a three set match to Roger Federer. Murray, who took Roger Federer's jibe, "what's it been 150,000 years since Britain has won a major?", to heart, said he couldn't handle the pressure from...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray - Grand Slam Defeat A Conspiracy

Andy Murray - Grand Slam Defeat A Conspiracy

Whilst many neutral observers are of the opinion that Roger Federer is quite simply a better tennis player than Scotland's very own Andy Murray, there remains a simmering resentment among die-hard Murray fans who remain convinced that their man was t...
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Funny story:  The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

It was a dark and stormy night, Roger Federer's wife had just put their baby down after a late night feeding. Roger was walking through the living room of their Melbourne time share in the dark when he felt something furry under his foot. A loud yowl...
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Funny story:  Federer Refuses to Shake Hands with Tiger at Australian Open

Federer Refuses to Shake Hands with Tiger at Australian Open

Sydney - Down under you might think that Tiger Woods reputation might actually be seen as a macho achievement, but not in the eyes of Roger Federer. Tiger's tennis pal apparently snubbed the Tiger after he finished his semi-final with Tsongas. He...
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Funny story:  Andre Hagassi Takes Australian Open by Storm

Andre Hagassi Takes Australian Open by Storm

Scottish tennis sensation Andre Hagassi is cutting a swath through top seeds here at this year's Australian Open. Wearing a tartan outfit that looks more suited to the woman's game Hagassi has been using aggression and a power game to defeat more...
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Funny story:  Brit Andy Murray Wins First Match At Aussie Open

Brit Andy Murray Wins First Match At Aussie Open

British tennis ace Andy Murray has hit the ground running in the Australian open this week. As always the British sports hero has won his first match, beating Kevin Anderson in straight sets. The win has sent the British press into a frenzy of...
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Funny story:  Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final

Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final

The top seeds, Rafa Nadal and Roger Federer, finally found their best form in the extreme heat at the Australian Open tennis final in Melbourne today, but were severely hampered when, during a break between games, their racquets caught fire. With...
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