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Funny story:  Mitt Romney Chosen as Cricket's Official Mascot

Mitt Romney Chosen as Cricket's Official Mascot

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with the Head of the International Cricket Council, Sir Edward Crowley, to speak about why the ICC had chosen Governor Mitt Romney as its new official mascot. BDF: Thank you for meeting with me today, Sir Edward. SEC: My pleasure, Bobby. Pleasure to be here. BDF: So let's get right to it. Why has the ICC chosen an American presidential candidate...
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Funny story:  Ashes Retained - End Of World Predicted

Ashes Retained - End Of World Predicted

As the dust settled and Australians tried to come to terms with the fact that they had been stuffed in a vital test match by England, some were predicting events of Biblical proportions. "Dogs and cats living together!" Exclaimed one Antipodean wa...
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Funny story:  Ricky Ponting forced to change his name

Ricky Ponting forced to change his name

Ricky Ponting, current skipper of the Australian cricket team, has announced that he is having to change his name and title to fit in with Australian trade description laws. "My form with the bat has not been all it should be, and so these days du...
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Funny story:  No Worries Mate? Rising Inflection No Longer Interrogative?

No Worries Mate? Rising Inflection No Longer Interrogative?

Australian actresses and pseudo-Aussie dickingtons need no longer be ashamed of their defining speech mannerism! "Brace yourself Sheila?" - The best-known Australian courtship ritual is now recognised as a statement, not a question. For all thi...
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Funny story:  Skippy the Bush Kangaroo named Australian cricket team captain

Skippy the Bush Kangaroo named Australian cricket team captain

After the worst spell in Australia's cricketing history, captain Ricky Ponting was sacked today, and the new captain Skippy the Bush Kangaroo was appointed. 'It's an honour to captain my country', Skippy said from his house in Waggawonga, New South W...
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Funny story:  Sheep 'Flu Epidemic Is Sweeping The Welsh Valleys

Sheep 'Flu Epidemic Is Sweeping The Welsh Valleys

A recent outbreak in Wales of, what was thought to be H5N1 Bird 'Flu, has, in fact, turned out to be rather less sinister, and has mystified Health officials in the area.
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Funny story:  Howard and Mugabe, Sitting in a Tree, Both Condemned by Am-nes-ty

Howard and Mugabe, Sitting in a Tree, Both Condemned by Am-nes-ty

Australian Prime Minister John Howard has very publicly condemned the rule of Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe labeling him a "grubby dictator". Howard has even gone so far as to prevent his beloved Australian cricket team from playing a...
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Funny story:  Australian Cricket Tour Called Off Due To "Lack Of Good Beer"

Australian Cricket Tour Called Off Due To "Lack Of Good Beer"

The Australian cricket team's tour of Zimbabwe has been cancelled on the orders of Prime Minister John Howard. The despotic regime of President Robert Mugabe has been given as the official reason...
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Funny story:  Australian Food On The Menu At World Cup Cricket

Australian Food On The Menu At World Cup Cricket

Organisers at the 2007 Cricket World Cup in the West Indies are anticipating a long run in the competition, and a possible Final appearance, for Australia, and have planned catering facilities accordingly.
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