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Funny story: Australia's Got Talent to be axed after 2014 season

Australia's Got Talent to be axed after 2014 season

Top-rated show Australia's Got Talent is to be axed at the end of the 2014 season, a top Network 10 executive said on Monday. The show will be axed and replaced with re-runs of Home and Away, Neighbours, and their sister soapies in the UK, Hollyoa...
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Funny story: Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment Lands In The Ukraine

Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment Lands In The Ukraine

KIEV, Ukraine - The government of the Ukraine is proud to announce that the 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment from Brisbane, Australia has just landed at the Kiev Airport. The regiment flew to the Ukraine to help defend that country against the Rus...
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Funny story: Ping Was My Thong Untwisting - Apologetic Sonar Operator Admits - The Arse That Launched a Thousand Ships

Ping Was My Thong Untwisting - Apologetic Sonar Operator Admits - The Arse That Launched a Thousand Ships

Sheila Sweals, Sonic Detection Unit (S.D.U) Operator on the state of the art Australian ping listening boat, Prince George, admitted not wearing a secure thong at a Court Martial this morning. The boat, looking for pings from missing aeroplane MH 370...
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Funny story: Sharks with frickin' laser beams: The new border protection defensive policy of Australia

Sharks with frickin' laser beams: The new border protection defensive policy of Australia

Australian Greens Senator, Sarah Hanson-Young has recently discovered a revolutionary new defense system that could bolster Australia's border security. In the last few years, Australia has experienced an influx in asylum seekers that has divided...
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Funny story: Australia's Got Talent judge rejects every audition

Australia's Got Talent judge rejects every audition

Last night's episode of Australia's Got Talent was the first for a new judge, Bob Smith, who proved tougher than Kyle Sandilands. In a controversial move that is still being debated, the new judge rejected every audition performance. The judge...
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Funny story: Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

The new squad created by the Queensland police to deal with the growing problem of mall rats has been given a new name. The squad of 50 full time front-line officers equipped with specialised equipment, including digital encrypted radio equipment...
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Funny story: New police squad to deal with mall rats

New police squad to deal with mall rats

The Queensland Police today announced the creation of a new division that would handle the growing problem of 'mall rats' otherwise known as 'twelvies' in Australia. Constable Bob Smith, 19, will head the squad and be responsible for its day-to-da...
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Funny story: A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia Tossing 600 Kangaroos All The Way Up To New Guinea

A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia Tossing 600 Kangaroos All The Way Up To New Guinea

BRISBANE, Australia - Australia's national weather service has just announced that the powerful typhoon that struck the country did some extensive damage to many jungle trees. The weather service also stated that Australian park rangers report tha...
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Funny story: Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...
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Funny story: Australian Liberal Party to sell Australia to United States

Australian Liberal Party to sell Australia to United States

In what appears to be a world first, the Australian prime minister Tony Abbott has decided to sell the country of Australia and its citizens to The United States of America. Many believe that this move is nothing more than a cheap polotical stunt to...
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Funny story: Bobby McFerrin Lost In Australian Outback - Efforts to Locate Him Hampered by SuperParrot

Bobby McFerrin Lost In Australian Outback - Efforts to Locate Him Hampered by SuperParrot

Queensland, Australia: Attempts by Australian forest authorities to locate jazz singer and 10-time Grammy Winner Bobby McFerrin are being hampered by the mimicry of his voice by the Australian Lyrebird long famed for its ability to mimic any sound in...
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Funny story: Rogue Satellite Kills a Hamster in Ottumwa

Rogue Satellite Kills a Hamster in Ottumwa

OTTUMWA, IOWA - A rogue satellite, owned by an Australian multi-millionaire, Herschel McBee, crashed to earth early Tuesday evening in an Ottumwa neighborhood. According to local police, the satellite destroyed a home owned by resident, Lucille...
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Funny story: Australia's shark conservationists now protecting species of Streptococcus bacterium

Australia's shark conservationists now protecting species of Streptococcus bacterium

The seemingly incomprehensible actions of Australian shark conservationists who breed and put sharks into the sea have been topped by Brisbane based Germ conservationists. The increasingly rare Streptococcus pneumoniae, or pneumococcus, is a Gram-...
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Funny story: UKIP party member to solve lack of water in Australian Outback by ranting against gay marriages

UKIP party member to solve lack of water in Australian Outback by ranting against gay marriages

David Cameron has taken on board David Silvester ex-UKIP party member's advice about the "rain storms-gay marriage" link. Hundreds of pro "gay marriage" demonstrators have been flown to bush fire scenes in the scorching rain deprived Australian inter...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II grants pardons for all Australians for farting, belching and all transportation offences

Queen Elizabeth II grants pardons for all Australians for farting, belching and all transportation offences

The Queen has issued a slightly puzzling "Royal Pardon" to all of the residents of Australia. The pardon was delivered to the House of Commons on New Years Day by a footman. William Hague and Theresa May are said to have set teams of analysts to work...
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Funny story: Sydney voted too silly a name for Australia's new image

Sydney voted too silly a name for Australia's new image

The South Eastern seaboard City of Sydney in Australia is to change its name by popular vote to Godfrey Eggbert City. The name Sydney is considered too sissy a name for Australia's stingray hugging crocodile embracing new image. The new name...
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Funny story: John Kerry Says The U.S. Will Defend Australia If She's Invaded By North Korea

John Kerry Says The U.S. Will Defend Australia If She's Invaded By North Korea

PANAMA CITY, Florida - Secretary of State John Kerry visited The Sunshine State and spoke at a convention of retired Southern pharmacists. He stated that should North Korean leader Kim Jong Un carry through with his threat to invade Australia, the...
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Funny story: Australians like to be killed by sharks

Australians like to be killed by sharks

A recent poll suggests that Australians like the element of danger provided by man eating sharks around the Perth area. An attempt to help the promotion of safe bathing by reducing the number of these evil monsters has been sabotaged by the poi...
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