The news that Jane Austen would become only the third woman, besides Queen Elizabeth II, to appear on an English bank note has prompted US Treasury officials to endorse $10 bills with an equally iconic figure.
"We toyed with the idea of having Bio...
Washington DC - The State Department has revoked the master spy privileges of disgraced former CIA director David Petraeus. That means the ex-general has lost all of his "00" espionage perks, including the highly prized "License to Kill."
Quick hoovering; sponge baths and home parties be-damned, the latest poll prediction that has brother Ed wresting away Labour's leadership has put desperate Dave in a frightening tizzy.
With poll figures showing Ed winning 51% to 49% in second rou...
London - Madonna re-announced her divorce today, citing the lack of publicity from her latest album forcing her to take action. She also announced her immediate engagement to the dwarf actor who played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies.
The author of Dead Certain, a book about President George W. Bush, says that the president is a huge fan of the Austin Powers character Dr. Evil. The president was more than thrilled to hear later that Dr. Evil is a huge fan of his as well, saying, "we're not so different, you and I." The two met and decided to record an epic rap album.
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