Scientists at the Gillingham Institute for Gifted Geese have finally discovered how to tap into the last of the great green sources of electricity: aurorae.
"Every single day, several hundred million gigawatt of electricity are generated at both...
From Astronomy Daily:
While NASA is trying to get our attention by telling us a Solar Tsunami is nothing to worry about and will only be responsible for bringing the Aurora Borealis further south for viewing, the very fact that the term tsunami is being used should tip us off that this is no ordinary magnetic field headed our way. We saw the effects of the tsunami that hit Indonesia and it was...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Associated Press posted a story about the Aurora Borealis and the new scientific instruments that they've placed in space to try to determine the cause.
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