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Salvador Dali Horse To Fetch £400,000

Funny story: Salvador Dali Horse To Fetch £400,000

A bronze horse sculpted by Spanish surrealist Salvador Dali is expected to go for £400,000 at auction next week. Featuring in a sale of Impressionist and Modern Art Le cheval à la montre molle - 'The horse with the melted watch' - dates from 1980...

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A Rare 16th century medical journal telling doctors how to perform Nose Jobs has been snapped up for £11,000 by a plastic surgeon

Funny story: A Rare 16th century medical journal telling doctors how to perform Nose Jobs has been snapped up for £11,000 by a plastic surgeon

Plastic surgeons from around the world are keen to read this rare medical journal and study the methods used hundreds of years ago. A number of them have organized a seminar and the journal will be the focus of their studies. It's reported that...

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The Protractor and Angle beermats go on sale

Funny story: The Protractor and Angle beermats go on sale

The Protractor and Angle bar in Oxford has seen many famous luminaries pass through its doors in its thirty-five year history. Early on, it was clear that these luminaries were discussing many a deep and insightful topic over their lunchtime and even...

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Sixteen carat, "Absolutely Flawless" brown coprolite up for auction in London

Funny story: Sixteen carat, "Absolutely Flawless" brown coprolite up for auction in London

A sixteen carat dinosaur coprolite said to be "absolutely flawless" is set to be auctioned off on Saturday, August 9, 2009, by famed auction house Fistme of London. Lord Basil Aneurysm, Royal Proctologist to the Royal Family, found the coprolite in...

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Sandbag auction shortened for Red River emergency

Funny story: Sandbag auction shortened for Red River emergency

Darryl Janhonen, of Brunsdale, ND, just south of Fargo, decided three weeks ago to sell off his 100,000-plus sandbag collection on the popular on-line auction site. Janhonen, 47, has been collecting the bags for nearly a decade and meticulously numbe...

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"Smack my bitch up" Lyrics to go under hammer

Funny story: "Smack my bitch up" Lyrics to go under hammer

An item dating from 1937 containing the original lyrics to George Formby's classic "Smack my bitch up" is to be the star lot at a Northeby's auction later this month. The yellowing paper, torn from a diary, shows Formby's distinctive handwriting...

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eBay to Quit Auctions

Funny story: eBay to Quit Auctions

San Jose, Calif. - Online auctioneer eBay Inc.(EBAY) in a press release this morning has announced that it is to phase out it's auction business.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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