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Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Funny story: Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Two north pole magnets are suing because they really love each other and are being forcibly separated. According to their attorney, Dave Smith, they should have the right to express their attraction to one another and not be forced to keep it hidden.

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The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

Funny story: The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest in the United States. It is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief Crazy Cow Traveling Sideshow & Carnival. The carnival's owner and director of operations Phineas Fitch was recently interviewed by Redwood Fingerboo of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. Mr. Fitch was asked how many...

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The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 2)

Funny story: The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 2)

Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle interviewed Phineas Fitch, the owner and director of operations for The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival, which is the oldest carnival in the entire United States. Mr. Fitch stated that they introduced their newest carnival ride on Columbus Day, 2011, in Columbus, Ohio. He said that the ride is a cousin to...

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New Forest Lapland park owners 'could have made £1m'

Funny story: New Forest Lapland park owners 'could have made £1m'

A Lapland park in the New Forest promised a winter wonderland but visitors instead found fairy lights strewn across trees and a broken ice rink, a court has heard. Brothers Victor Mears, 67, and Henry Mears, 60, deny misleading thousands of customers...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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