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Funny story: Attorney General invokes deity to decide Petraeus case

Attorney General invokes deity to decide Petraeus case

Attorney General Eric Holder yesterday claimed the Petraeus case will be decided "at the highest" level in an "appropriate" way. Meanwhile, Senator Feinstein urged that people can't be too careful with their behaviors in various chambers when they...
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Funny story: Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

NASHVILLE, TN - Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America. Reba said she Turned On The radio and apparently became The...
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Funny story: NASA To Sue The Netherland Antilles

NASA To Sue The Netherland Antilles

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Aeronautics Space Administration is reportedly in the process of suing the Netherland Antilles. According to NASA spokesperson General Langston P. Kokomo, the space administration has learned that the government of...
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Funny story: President Obama Changes Stance on Drug Legalization After Being Caught With Bag of Weed

President Obama Changes Stance on Drug Legalization After Being Caught With Bag of Weed

Several hours after publicly declaring his opposition to the legalization of such currently prohibited drugs as heroin, cocaine and marijuana, President Barack Obama retracted his anti-legalization statement and told reporters that his administration...
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Funny story: Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat. The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...
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Funny story: If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

MI5, MI6, London precinct: The mystery of Dr David Kelly, is one where the British public know a cover up when they see one. If the truth were ever to come out, Tony bLIAR would be on trial accused of conspiring to murder Dr David Kelly... Tony bLI...
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Funny story: Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

This is not your typical "man bites dog" incident. Up until now, both Obama and the man he appointed Attorney General, Eric Holder, were of the same legal bent. Each were well left of center and agreed that the government should not be in the busin...
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Funny story: US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Still Hasn't Read Law

US Attorney General Eric Holder admitted he did not read the Arizona immigration law. The mainstream media ignored this shocking admission. When it was pointed out to Holder that the Arizona law specifically prohibited the use of race as probable c...
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Funny story: Connecticut Attorney General and Senate Candidate Richard Blumenthal Lied About Military Record

Connecticut Attorney General and Senate Candidate Richard Blumenthal Lied About Military Record

Connecticut's Attorney General and probably Democratic Senatorial Candidate is in hot water nationwide for claiming to be a Vietnam Veteran (when he was not). He is also in trouble for claiming to have been the captain of the Harvard University Swim...
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Funny story: Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Henry McMaster, The attorney general for South Carolina issued a statement today about why he is trying to get Craigslist and the Constitution of the United States shut down. Henry McMaster stated, "We need to fight these prostitution rings both o...
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Funny story: Michael Mukasey: "I collapsed from all the B.S, "Bush Sh*t."

Michael Mukasey: "I collapsed from all the B.S, "Bush Sh*t."

(Washington, D.C.) Things seemed to go from Green Zone to Highway One for current Attorney General Michael Mukasey at a Federalist Society dinner held at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel Thursday. Mukasey was giving a spirited defense of the Bush...
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Funny story: Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former American top cop, Alberto R. Gonzales, was discovered not to be a US citizen according to research conducted by the Associated Press.
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Washington, D.C. - It was the start of a momentous week in the nation's capital when first Attorney General Alberto Gonzales agreed to step down after coming under increasing scrutiny by both parties in Congress for his firing of U.S. attorneys i...
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Funny story: New Republican Strategy: Get 'Em While They're Woozy

New Republican Strategy: Get 'Em While They're Woozy

"I'm the president's attorney. Let us in to see Attorney General Ashcroft."...
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Funny story: Attorney General can't Recall what he was Trying to Forget

Attorney General can't Recall what he was Trying to Forget

Washington D.C, July 31 - The Attorney General's office informed reporters today that the Attorney General realized this morning that he could not recollect something important he planned to forget. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales also spoke t...
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...
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Funny story: George Bush Defends Alberto Gonzales With Abbott And Costello Precedent

George Bush Defends Alberto Gonzales With Abbott And Costello Precedent

(Washington, D.C.) It might as well be Ronald Reagan's second term during the Iran-Contra hearings when the line went "what did the President know and when did he forget it?" Just substitute "Alberto Gonzales" for "Presid...
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Funny story: Gonzales Takes Alzheimer's Test for Faulty Memory

Gonzales Takes Alzheimer's Test for Faulty Memory

Since his recent memory loss regarding his involvement with the firings of eight attorneys, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has been ordered to take an Alzheimer's test. Here are the results:...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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