Victims who in 1997 had been subjected to James Cameron's Titanic, and many others who had subsequently been affected by watching his film, are protesting at the film being raised from the depths of bad 90s film hell in a new 3D format.
'It's dis...
PHILADELPHIA - NASA's Office of Meteorological Unusual Incidents reported that on Valentine's Day, a huge meteorite almost hit Dover, Delaware but ended up landing in the Atlantic Ocean instead.
Galahad Fenkershill, chief director of NASA's OMUI t...
Neanderthal News Network, Louisburg, Nova Scotia. Leif Erickson's buddies, and other Viking types, were in the new world long before Columbus. Now Archeologists have unearthed startling evidence that Neanderthals sailed the Atlantic thirty thousa...
The National Weather Service has announced a winter storm warning for the bulk of the Atlantic coast, while the storm is expected to bring an additional six to eight inches of thick measurable depth.
Chief Doppler Radar forecaster, Ivana Hardmen,...
In an effort to exert total control over all aspects of American life, high ranking far-left liberal members of the Obama administration and Congress are rumored to be holding secret talks among themselves regarding closing the oceans bordering the U...
Ted Ciamillo decided that for his fortieth birthday he would build a human powered submarine and cross the Atlantic in it. However, his project is being plagued by people with silly names.
Firstly, there is his marine biologist friend, who has sec...
The Atlantic Ocean Annual continues to report that Sarah and Todd Palin's child Trig is not their biological offspring! Evidence of a late pregnancy announcement and photos of a not pregnant Palin weeks before the birth seem to support the reports.
A Viking ship made from lollipop sticks set sail for England from the Netherlands on Tuesday.
True it is, dear supporter, I, E.T. McCrone hasn't won even one delegate in either party in my run for first Prezminister of the USUK. This may have somethin to do with the fact that me name hasn't been on any ballot in either party or on any side of the Atlantic, this month or no other. But loyal supporter, you dasn't let that mere trifle dishearten ye. I, E.T. McCrone still believes...
Jacksonville, FL (IP) - U.S. scientists have begun a project that will drain the entire Atlantic ocean in order to find a suspected leak. This has resulted in civil unrest on the expanding shoreline. Ocean side residents have been picking up fish f...
After a series of grizzly attacks of swimmers along America's East Coast beaches by mammoth, flesh-hungry plankton, the Army issued a statement today denying that the mutant sea creatures were linked to the dumping of 64 million pounds of nerve a...
I, ET McCrone have tried to persuade you, gentle voters, to support my project to become PrezMinister of the USUK. I have beg, proposed and lured you with my ingenious ideas like the Dental dam across the Lake, my Lincoln-Elizabeth Tunnel across the Atlantic and other brilliant schemes. I have told you my story of rising up as an elevlift operator from Liverpool through nyc to Tucson, az. Thus my...
The French government delivered what is widely regarded as a calculated snub to America today when Jaques Chiracs ruling party passed legislation through the senate enabling immigration officers to refuse entry to passengers disembarking from trans A...
Lily Pond Lane, The Hamptons, Long Island - (AssoCIAted Mess): Federal Agents are reported to be taking no chances as serial plagiarist, fraudster and trans-atlantic terrorism co-ordinator JK Rowling prepares to descend on the hapless residents of L...
Foam, according to Discovery Channel historians, sent the SS Titanic plummeting to the bottom of the Icy Atlantic. Jan Draker, noted shipwreck historian told reporters, "Yes the ship hit a 250 ton iceberg but the Titanic sank the ICEBERG. Not...