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Funny story:  Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

ATLANTA - The first round of the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs ended up with the Atlanta Hawks upsetting the Boston Celtics 83-74. The guys in green (Celtics) may have lost more than the game as Rajon Rondo (#9) received two technicals and was e...
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Funny story:  Man of God or Man of Sodomy?

Man of God or Man of Sodomy?

Another one bites the, ah, "dust" when it comes to the never-a-lack-of entertainment world of televised evangelical leaders. Following in the auspicious and apology rehearsed footsteps of Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggert, and Jesse Jackson, a new Christian...
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Funny story:  Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

ATLANTA - Two-time Super Bowl winner and Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has found himself in a bit of a pickle. The possessor of one of the hardest NFL names to spell and pronounce was being investigated on charges of intention...
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Funny story:  Citizens of Atlanta to Sue Gov. Perdue: Breaking News

Citizens of Atlanta to Sue Gov. Perdue: Breaking News

Citizens of Atlanta, GA and its surrounding counties today brought a class action suit against Governor Sonny Perdue. Citing his recent prayer meeting requesting the Almighty to send rain,the citizens assert that the Governor was guilty of felony...
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Funny story:  CNN announces, "We are looking Ms. America as News Reader".

CNN announces, "We are looking Ms. America as News Reader".

Mr. Turner here in Atlanta announced today "we are looking for a proposal to be prepared for Ms. America inviting her into a contract to join CNN as News Reader".
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Funny story:  Fifty Pit Bull Dogs Rescued From Michael Vick's House Face Euthanization

Fifty Pit Bull Dogs Rescued From Michael Vick's House Face Euthanization

Micheal Vick's dogs were seized by the federal authorities after a raid on his home. Now, those 53 dogs face euthanization if no one tries to adopt them.
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Funny story:  Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble again. Police raided his home in a search for drugs and discovered 66 pit bulls used for dog fighting and all of the associated equipment and tools. Vick denied knowledge of the animals or the...
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Funny story:  Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
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Funny story:  Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Atlanta - Coca Cola Executives and a small army of PR people today crowded a specially hired convention centre in the heart of bustling Atlanta's business district to declare before a specially invited audience of local dignitaries and press that...
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Funny story:  Larry King Live Dead

Larry King Live Dead

Larry King Live was found dead .. blindfolded, stabbed, bound and gagged stuffed in a dumpster outside a posh Atlanta adult bookstore late last night.
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Funny story:  Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

(CeLebNewZ) - In what can only be described as an ole' geezer's rumble, witnesses at CNN's Atlanta studios say that real life "crap" was indeed beaten out of Bill O'Reilly by Lou Dobbs after O'Reilly, on air called Dobbs...
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Funny story:  Talking Heads: Not Just a Metaphor Anymore

Talking Heads: Not Just a Metaphor Anymore

Atlanta-Now that Kyra Phillips, CNN talking head (pun!), has broken the mold, reporters may be dispatched to toilets everywhere, there to give their off-the-cuff material for the edification of an American audience that (wait for it) "...
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Funny story:  Cat Whisperer Confesses

Cat Whisperer Confesses

Atlanta, GA -- Chris B. Kream (not her legal name), the self-styled ‘Cat Whisperer' called a press conference today to offer apologies to her followers - "upwards of ten now" - and to make amends, she says, for her "bad cat" advice. She intends to of...
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Funny story:  Defense Deals Blow in Coca-Cola Case

Defense Deals Blow in Coca-Cola Case

Atlanta, Georgia -- The three people (one woman, two men) accused of attempting to sell trade secrets of Coca-Cola to rival Pepsi are innocent. That is, if you believe their attorney, Thomas Tellatale. Holding a press conference in front of a huge...
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Funny story:  1737 Fans Die Of Boredom During 18-Inning Braves - Astros Game

1737 Fans Die Of Boredom During 18-Inning Braves - Astros Game

HOUSTON - The city of Houston ran out of ambulances and there was no room at the morgue after more than 1800 fans died of boredom during an 18-inning game between the Atlanta Braves and Houston Astro's. Unaware that an attempt was being made to...
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Funny story:  Brian Nichols Given Overdue Book Fine

Brian Nichols Given Overdue Book Fine

ATLANTA (AP) The Fulton County Public Library has fined Brian Nichols ten cents for allegedly keeping a book past its due date. Mary Snowden, a worker in the library's circulation department said, "We don't understand why Brian didn't return the book...
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Funny story:  TNT to Host WWF-style Presidential Cage Match

TNT to Host WWF-style Presidential Cage Match

Atlanta, GA - Ted Turner announced today that the all-important Presidential Cage Match will be broadcast exclusively on cable network TNT's immensely-popular "Friday Night Heat." Next week's broadcast will be live and feature a tag-team cage mat...
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Funny story:  NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC STUDIOS-- In front of a packed conference room and live television cameras NBC Studios announced that they had no other choice but to broadcast the Olympic Games in Athens opposed to the Special Olympic Games in Atlanta this year.
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