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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah

Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah

ATLANTA - A source very close to Justin Bieber says that the talented pop singer is devastated that the residents of Atlanta do not want him moving into their community. Bieber even went as far as to say he would donate $125,000 to The Buckhead Ne...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

ATLANTA - Justin Bieber is finally realizing that all of his brattiness has finally exploded in his pop star face. Bieber recently expressed a desire to live in the South and he decided that Atlanta would be a good place to lay down roots. But...
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Funny story: Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

ATLANTA, Georgia - Meteorologists throughout the Peach State of Georgia are warning state residents that big bad Snowzilla is on her way. Thick layers of ice up to 2-feet thick are being predicted and some estimates expect as much as 19 inches of...
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Funny story: Police Question Nina Dobrev About Dead Man!

Police Question Nina Dobrev About Dead Man!

After a late night party with some friends actress Nina Dobrev (The Vampire Diaries) came home, got her flashlight from her car as she saw that her light was out by the door and the streetlight didn't show enough light for her to unlock her door.
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, regarded by many as the Queen of Talk Shows, still likes to flex her telecasting muscles every now and then. Winfrey speaking from her home in The Windy City stated that Reese Witherspoon needs to stop acting like she is a...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

ATLANTA - The first round of the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs ended up with the Atlanta Hawks upsetting the Boston Celtics 83-74. The guys in green (Celtics) may have lost more than the game as Rajon Rondo (#9) received two technicals and was e...
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Funny story: Man of God or Man of Sodomy?

Man of God or Man of Sodomy?

Another one bites the, ah, "dust" when it comes to the never-a-lack-of entertainment world of televised evangelical leaders. Following in the auspicious and apology rehearsed footsteps of Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggert, and Jesse Jackson, a new Christian...
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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

ATLANTA - Two-time Super Bowl winner and Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has found himself in a bit of a pickle. The possessor of one of the hardest NFL names to spell and pronounce was being investigated on charges of intention...
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Funny story: Citizens of Atlanta to Sue Gov. Perdue: Breaking News

Citizens of Atlanta to Sue Gov. Perdue: Breaking News

Citizens of Atlanta, GA and its surrounding counties today brought a class action suit against Governor Sonny Perdue. Citing his recent prayer meeting requesting the Almighty to send rain,the citizens assert that the Governor was guilty of felony...
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Funny story: CNN announces, "We are looking Ms. America as News Reader".

CNN announces, "We are looking Ms. America as News Reader".

Mr. Turner here in Atlanta announced today "we are looking for a proposal to be prepared for Ms. America inviting her into a contract to join CNN as News Reader".
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Funny story: Fifty Pit Bull Dogs Rescued From Michael Vick's House Face Euthanization

Fifty Pit Bull Dogs Rescued From Michael Vick's House Face Euthanization

Micheal Vick's dogs were seized by the federal authorities after a raid on his home. Now, those 53 dogs face euthanization if no one tries to adopt them.
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Funny story: Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Quarterback Michael Vick In Trouble For Dog Fighting

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble again. Police raided his home in a search for drugs and discovered 66 pit bulls used for dog fighting and all of the associated equipment and tools. Vick denied knowledge of the animals or the...
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Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
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Funny story: Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Atlanta - Coca Cola Executives and a small army of PR people today crowded a specially hired convention centre in the heart of bustling Atlanta's business district to declare before a specially invited audience of local dignitaries and press that...
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Funny story: Larry King Live Dead

Larry King Live Dead

Larry King Live was found dead .. blindfolded, stabbed, bound and gagged stuffed in a dumpster outside a posh Atlanta adult bookstore late last night.
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Funny story: Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

Lou Dobbs Beats the Living Crap out of Bill O'Reilly

(CeLebNewZ) - In what can only be described as an ole' geezer's rumble, witnesses at CNN's Atlanta studios say that real life "crap" was indeed beaten out of Bill O'Reilly by Lou Dobbs after O'Reilly, on air called Dobbs...
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Funny story: Talking Heads: Not Just a Metaphor Anymore

Talking Heads: Not Just a Metaphor Anymore

Atlanta-Now that Kyra Phillips, CNN talking head (pun!), has broken the mold, reporters may be dispatched to toilets everywhere, there to give their off-the-cuff material for the edification of an American audience that (wait for it) "...
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Funny story: Cat Whisperer Confesses

Cat Whisperer Confesses

Atlanta, GA -- Chris B. Kream (not her legal name), the self-styled ‘Cat Whisperer' called a press conference today to offer apologies to her followers - "upwards of ten now" - and to make amends, she says, for her "bad cat" advice. She intends to of...
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Breaking News...

Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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