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Funny story: Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

MALLEABLE MALIBU -- Olympic has-been, athlete Bruce Jenner has become obsessed with wearing women's undergarments, which have led to rumors, allegedly spread by his wife Kris (note the masculine name of his bitter half), that the former track-and-fie...
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Funny story: Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Heartbreaking news from Georgia today, as a local family of good Samaritans has turned to the community for assistance during trying times. The sadness felt within the Rothberg family was echoed throughout the area as neighbors and friends reached...
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Funny story: Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Yoo Hoo,Pa.-Fraceme Pedometer Manufacturing company isn't so sleepy anymore. The tiny Pennsylvania based company was just trudging along, making the same old easy-to-read pedometers walkers use to measure their walking distance each day, when an inte...
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Funny story: G4S lose fifteen Cameroon Athletes

G4S lose fifteen Cameroon Athletes

G4S have admitted that they do not know the current whereabouts of fifteen of the Cameroon Olympic Squad. "It's quite embarrassing," said Dave Loanshark, manager of the G4S Athlete Protection Division. "We thought we had them all nice and neat in...
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Funny story: Famous Athlete Accused of Crime He'll Get Away With Anyway

Famous Athlete Accused of Crime He'll Get Away With Anyway

(October 28, 2010 -- Chicago, IL)...Breaking news out of Chicago has shocked the sports community today as a person really famous for their participation in professional athletics was accused of doing something not considered legal. The superstar at...
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Funny story: Naked Athlete Comes To Grief Hurdling Barbed Wire Fence

Naked Athlete Comes To Grief Hurdling Barbed Wire Fence

Disaster struck here for Naked World Cross Country Champion Lars VanDerGrootgroot as he attempted to leap over a barbed wire fence near Ripon in the final of the cross country race. Holding a clear lead of 59 seconds over his closest competitor, V...
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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia.cum: What do you know about the Kabala?

Dear Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia.cum: What do you know about the Kabala?

Dear P4YG, I am a married man and father who is a famous athlete. I have fallen head over heels with the most infamous sex symbol of my ge...
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Funny story: 2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.
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Funny story: Butt Plugs Replace Steroid Use

Butt Plugs Replace Steroid Use

Cleveland, Ohio (IPP) - Authorities report a dramatic decline in the use of steroids by athletes in baseball and other sports. Butt plugs have replaced steroid use and its inherent dangers.
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Funny story: Bailey goes for gold - Carbon assisted, this time.

Bailey goes for gold - Carbon assisted, this time.

Donovan Bailey, billed as the World's fastest man, has found a way to go even faster than the 27.1mph he has been clocked at.
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Funny story: Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.
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Funny story: Olympic Athlete Lets Torch go Out

Olympic Athlete Lets Torch go Out

MONTREAL-- Olympic relay runner Bruny Surin was named "Douche Bag of the Year" by the International Douche Bag Awareness Council (IDBAC) on Sunday after allowing the Olympic torch to extinguish.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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