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Funny story: God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Scientists have discovered that the universe isn't is a big as previously thought. Suspicions started when a NASA satellite crashed into a large reflective surface found out in the Andromeda system. Many believed that a short circuit in the vessel h...
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Funny story: Universe's inflation discovery proves Big Bang expansion, causing thousands of couples to break up.

Universe's inflation discovery proves Big Bang expansion, causing thousands of couples to break up.

Earlier this week, a team of physicists from Harvard (ever heard of it?) provided direct evidence of cosmic inflation. If validated, this would be the smoking gun for the Big Bang model of the creation of the universe. While the scientific world...
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Funny story: Fox Series "Cosmos" Host Tyson Under Attack

Fox Series "Cosmos" Host Tyson Under Attack

The new Fox Cosmos series, hosted by the now-familiar-to-TV-watchers Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, has upset anti-science conservative Christians. Besides being enraged by Tyson's statement that "the theory of evolution, like the theory of gravity, is a...
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Funny story: Spectacular cosmic discovery hailed

Spectacular cosmic discovery hailed

One of Britain's leading astronomers has made a discovery in space which could revolutionise science. Brian May, also known as Brian May from Queen, has a degree in astrophysics, and has been searching the skies for decades using a telescope he built...
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Funny story: Neil DeGrasse Tyson to Star in Sex and the City Spinoff

Neil DeGrasse Tyson to Star in Sex and the City Spinoff

Noted astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson has come to terms with producers to star in a new television series on Fox. Co-starring with Tyson are Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon, former stars of the hit series Sex in the City, upon which the new...
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Funny story: Nosy scientist causes cosmic stink

Nosy scientist causes cosmic stink

SOSO, Oklahoma-- Dr. Ima Voyeur, an astronomer peeping at the sun through a telescope, was blinded by the light, realizing that it's not polite to peer at heavenly bodies without their knowledge and consent. The sun was in the midst of undressing,...
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Funny story: Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

Bizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers

WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...
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Funny story: Faint Ring Of Marijuana Smoke Discovered Around Earth

Faint Ring Of Marijuana Smoke Discovered Around Earth

Houston, TX-- NASA astronomers have something new to look upon in the night sky, courtesy of marijuana smokers from around the world. Sky-watchers have spotted a faint ring of gray marijuana smoke orbiting our planet. The ring extends about half wa...
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Funny story: Astronomers Say Orion's Belt On Last Hole--Obesity Epidemic Blamed

Astronomers Say Orion's Belt On Last Hole--Obesity Epidemic Blamed

Orion's Belt, part of the constellation Orion, has expanded to the point that it's down to its final belt hole, a renowned scientist said today. Dr. Huang O'Flaherty, addressing the International Astronomical Union, told attendees, "Good morning...
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Funny story: The Term "Dwarf Planet" Deemed Offensive

The Term "Dwarf Planet" Deemed Offensive

Planetary astronomers are treading carefully after being labeled as planetists for using the term Dwarf Planet. The Technical Words Institute of Technology and Science, or T.W.I.T.S. for short, are protesting the derogatory nature of this astronomica...
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Funny story: Innovative astronomer tries to "sneak up" on Saturn

Innovative astronomer tries to "sneak up" on Saturn

Amateur astronomer Nils Snowberry explained how he has been trying to observe the ringed planet "when it wasn't aware he was looking." Snowberry said he could swear that the ring structure shifts in angle when he takes too long to set up his te...
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Funny story: Scientists discover sugar in the Milky Way

Scientists discover sugar in the Milky Way

Washington - Dr. P. Knut of the International Space Station has discovered a star in the Milky Way surrounded by sugar. The sugar was detected using sensitive instruments that can tell the molecular structure and composition of tiny hunks of sugar l...
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Funny story: Spoof Horoscopes for September 2012

Spoof Horoscopes for September 2012

Aries March 21st - April 19th Your must win at any cost attitude must be kerbed this September, for the sake of the less violent people around you, and to help prevent the high risk levels from the 4th to the 11th, of your making yourself look a bigger prat than usual. Especially if fail to think before talking! Your silent but deadly passing of wind, will reach new heights around the 14th,...
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Funny story: Pluto...a planet again?

Pluto...a planet again?

Two years after being demoted to the status of "interesting asteroid" Pluto may regain the title of planet after a fourth moon was found orbiting the distant object. Pluto was not spotted until 1921, and was thought to be planet sized due to it's...
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Funny story: Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

In theoretical physics and cosmological circles there has been a good mannered debate raging for several decades over what is holding all the matter in galaxies together. "It's quite simple," said Brian Cox, presenter of The Sky At Night. "When we...
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Funny story: Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

We all know about Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the micro blogging site, Garok, an extraterrestrial...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Something Terribly Wrong With Time

Scientists Discover Something Terribly Wrong With Time

Houston, TX-- A stunning disclosure from NASA today is confirming what most people already know--time passes much more quickly than it used to. Astronauts left very precise clocks on the moon during the late 1960's and early 1970's to test how time...
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Funny story: Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

DUBLIN (ABSNN) -- Irish astronomers told the press today that the planets Venus and Jupiter will collide at 0327 GMT this coming Friday. The two planets seem only inches away this evening and may be seen in the Western sky said astronomers. "We'r...
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