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Funny story: Astronaut Badly Burned In Bizarre Porridge Accident

Astronaut Badly Burned In Bizarre Porridge Accident

Astronaut Nigel Armstrong was this morning recovering at the serious burns unit in Norwich South Infirmary. After a malfunction caused Armstrong, dubbed "The Man In The Moon", to come down too soon, he inexplicably asked several bystanders the way to...
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Funny story: NASA Reports That One Of Costa Rica's Astronauts Has Applied For An Astronaut's Job

NASA Reports That One Of Costa Rica's Astronauts Has Applied For An Astronaut's Job

HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics And Space Administration has just informed the public that a Costa Rican astronaut has left the Costa Rican Space Program and applied to NASA to become an astronaut. NASA's assistant spokesperson Skipper Flashfid...
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Funny story: NASA Has Just Hired A 67-Year-Old Grandmother To Be An Astronaut

NASA Has Just Hired A 67-Year-Old Grandmother To Be An Astronaut

HOUSTON - President Obama recently stated to a group of retired lumberjacks up in Portland, Oregon that times have really changed. And now with NASA's announcement, that saying is really, really ringing true. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb inf...
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Funny story: Space Station Has Stopped Movement Away From Earth

Space Station Has Stopped Movement Away From Earth

Good news this morning in that the International Space Station has quit moving away from it's regular orbit around the earth. "We still have no idea what caused it to suddenly move out of it's orbit away from the earth", stated NASA spokesman Alfr...
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Funny story: NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

After two American astronauts talked live to some members of the United States Bobsled Crew in Suchi Saturday, they have sent a message that they seem to be going out of orbit. "It's like we are being pulled by some magnetic force", Astronaut Mike...
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Funny story: Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Moscow - - US astronauts will be flying at an unprecedented level of comfort and style, thanks to a new agreement between NASA and Russian space shuttle operator Retro Rocket. The upgraded International Space Station package brings first-class servi...
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Funny story: Portugal Announces It Is Abandoning It's Trip To The Moon Program Due To Low Funds

Portugal Announces It Is Abandoning It's Trip To The Moon Program Due To Low Funds

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese Space Agency has just made an announcement that it will not be sending two astronauts to the moon in January of 2014, as they had planned. A spokesperson for the PSA said that the space rocket and all of the suppl...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was in the backyard of her Austin mansion barbecuing some fajitas for herself and her 4-year-old son Louis. Earlier she'd had a phone conversation with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Chipotle had asked her how sh...
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Funny story: Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - President Pancho Ensalada of Guatemala has asked President Obama for a loan in order to start up a space program similar to the one the United States has. President Ensalada informed President Obama that he met with fiv...
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Funny story: Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

Japanese Astronaut Robot Gripes about His Wardrobe

The robot Kirobo held a press conference at the International Space Station yesterday to complain about his attire. (Read about him and see him here). "Like Rodney Dangerfield," he whined, "I get no respect." Kirobo is disgusted that his handler...
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Funny story: Talking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm

Talking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm

In theory it sounded great. Build a talking robot (name = Kirobo) to keep a Japanese astronaut company on the International Space Station. Read about it here on BBC News . But onlookers aren't sure things will work out as planned. The problem? K...
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Funny story: Astronaut Deeply Regrets Eating Chipotle Before Take-Off

Astronaut Deeply Regrets Eating Chipotle Before Take-Off

KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, FL - Inspired by Red Bull's Stratos project in which Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner was sent to jump from earths' stratosphere, Chipotle Mexican Grill has decided that they too want participate in galactic marketing. A...
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Funny story: Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon

Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon

In his documentary Brian Cox mentioned that the Apollo astronauts read the story of Earth's creation from the Book of Genesis from the bible. Christians everywhere rejoiced when they heard the beautiful scripture read on Christmas Eve 1968 and saw...
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Funny story: World's Hairiest Astronaut is not Iranian

World's Hairiest Astronaut is not Iranian

Fifty six year-old American space chimp Bobo says that the simian astronaut that was allegedly sent into orbit by Iran is not the hairiest of all time. "That record doesn't even go to me," he said, "but to a guy called Shepherd B. Armstrong." It...
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Funny story: Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson fans combine strength in 'moon walking on the moon' attempt

Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson fans combine strength in 'moon walking on the moon' attempt

London-The Neil Armstrong Fan Club (NAFC) and the Official MJ Fan Club (OMJFC) are raising funds to send a part of their members to the moon and make an attempt at the world record 'moon walking on the moon'. They have calculated to need about £1...
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Funny story: Blu-Tack named "most important piece of equipment" on the ISS

Blu-Tack named "most important piece of equipment" on the ISS

The international space station is full of technical wizardry from robot arms to state of the art telecommunication devices. The cost of a pen on the ISS runs into thousands of dollars with decades of research leading to its manufacture. So which...
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Funny story: Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found

Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found

Washington DC: Following in the footsteps of his famous father, Indiana Jones Jr. has completed an archeological dig to determine the origin of the large drawings of spiders and monkeys located in the Nazca Desert in southern Peru. UFO enthusiasts...
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Funny story: Prince Harry to enter NASA's Astronaut Training Program!

Prince Harry to enter NASA's Astronaut Training Program!

Prince Harry is to enter NASA's Astronaut Training Program. However, it is unlikely he will begin his initial two year astronaut training phase at NASA's Johnson Space Centre in Texas until January as he feels he should be spending at least some time...
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