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Funny story:  Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team

Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team

Fans of Birmingham's biggest professional soccer club today praised the teams massive '100% improvement over the Christmas holiday period. Following a zero-eight setback against European Champions Chelsea, the London based Russian financed team fr...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th September 2012

England and Manchester City midfielder James Milner, 26, says his Yorkshire grit fuels his determination to succeed. (Daily Mail) Yorkshire grit, tea-bags and yorkshire puddings. Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has banned his players from watching videos of World Cup qualifier opponents England's 5-0 win over Moldova - in case they are intimidated. (Daily Mirror) If they go on the pitch thinking...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 11th August 2012

Luis Suarez agrees new long-term deal with Liverpool. (BBC Sport) He's going to racially abuse and refuse to shake hands with opposition players for even longer than originally expected. Dutch international Wesley Sneijder is urging Inter Milan to buy his team-mate, 27-year-old midfielder Nigel de Jong, from Manchester City. (Metro) He also wants a push-bike, a packet of sweets and a new c...
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Funny story:  Lambert's Gambit

Lambert's Gambit

New Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert has revealed his master plan for getting his underperforming team firing on all cylinders before the start of next season. Starvation. He said. "Hungry players play well, hungry players want to get out on that...
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Funny story:  Aston Villa line up Andre Villas-Boas as new manager

Aston Villa line up Andre Villas-Boas as new manager

Following the sacking of Alex McCleish by Aston Villa earlier in the week, sources inside Villa Park suggest that former Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas will be the new man in the hot seat, early next week. McCleish was sacked after 11 months in ch...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Manager Villas Boas Sacked after his snake almost killed a ball boy!

Chelsea Manager Villas Boas Sacked after his snake almost killed a ball boy!

The manager of Chelsea FC was sacked this morning after one of his pet snakes escaped its confines, wrapped itself around a young ball boy and squeezed hard, a spokesperson explained. The snake, a Boa Constrictor, was one of many belonging to the...
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Funny story:  David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

Aston Villa fan David Cameron has expressed his regret and outrage after a late own goal by defender Richard Dunne cost his team 3 valuable points against QPR. "That donkey Dunne has let the whole country down and ruined my weekend" stated the Pr...
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Funny story:  Chelsea fan Nick Clegg taunts David Cameron about Aston Villa

Chelsea fan Nick Clegg taunts David Cameron about Aston Villa

Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrats, has wound up Conservative Prime Minister David Cameron with taunts about Aston Villa selling their best players. Cameron, who has been supporting the Villa since he was 13, is reported to be incensed by...
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Funny story:  Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William has shocked locals in a Windsor newsagents with a foul mouthed rant about his football team Aston Villa. It is not the first time the Prince, a diehard Claret and Blues fan, has 'done one' after his favourite players have been tran...
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Funny story:  Villa fans urge Premier League inquiry into McLeish tapping up

Villa fans urge Premier League inquiry into McLeish tapping up

Aston Villa fans have made a complaint to the Premier League pleading for an immediate 'employment threatening' investigation into their clubs apparent rule breach after reportedly tapping up former Birmingham manager, Alex McLeish. The Premier Le...
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Funny story:  Alex McLeish Can Expect No Red Carpet Welcome At Aston Villa

Alex McLeish Can Expect No Red Carpet Welcome At Aston Villa

Aston Villa supporters' groups appear to be pretty unanimous in the view that former Birmingham City boss, Alex McLeish, who could be about to take over the reins at Villa Park, will not be regarded by the fans as a welcome addition to the Villa fold...
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Funny story:  Harry Redknapp And David Moyes Laugh Off Talk Of Accepting Vacant Villa Job

Harry Redknapp And David Moyes Laugh Off Talk Of Accepting Vacant Villa Job

Spurs boss Harry Redknapp, and Everton boss David Moyes both laughed off rumours that either one of them would consider accepting the vacant Aston Villa managerial hot seat. Which is hardly surprising, because many leading managers regard the Vill...
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Funny story:  Premier League Club Seeks To Obtain Restraining Order on Rafa Benitez

Premier League Club Seeks To Obtain Restraining Order on Rafa Benitez

Aston Villa have taken court action against Rafa Benitez following a series of desperate attempts by the former Liverpool boss to find a new job.  Rafa, who still lives in the UK, has been unemployed since being sacked by Inter Milan in December.
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Funny story:  Arsenal Booed Off At The Emirates As Fancy Dress Villa Fans Celebrate

Arsenal Booed Off At The Emirates As Fancy Dress Villa Fans Celebrate

Arsenal supporters really got the hump with their team, their manager, and the directors at the Emirates as the Gunners crashed 1-2 to Aston Villa in their final home game of the season. Two Bent goals decided the issue, apparently. Disgruntled...
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Funny story:  Aston Villa Boss Gerard Houllier Is Only In Hospital Because Of His Job

Aston Villa Boss Gerard Houllier Is Only In Hospital Because Of His Job

Aston Villa manager Gerard Houllier is expected to be discharged from hospital in Birmingham within the next 24 hours, but, say surgeons, he will end up back in hospital if he continues in his role at Villa Park. SCAN Villa caretaker Gary McAll...
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Funny story:  Villa Players Disciplined After Spa Incident

Villa Players Disciplined After Spa Incident

Two of Premiership outfit Aston Villa's senior players have been disciplined following an incident at a team bonding day at a health spa last week. Manager Gerard Houllier confirmed that "firm and punitive" action had been taken against centre hal...
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Funny story:  Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Two FA Cup matches were played to a conclusion Wednesday evening, with the winners proceeding to the quarter-finals of the venerable competition. Aristocratic Arsenal - the 'Gunners' - of the Premier League, either defeated or were beaten by Leyto...
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Funny story:  Gay Man Visits Darren Bent in Dressing Room and Tries to Get his Balls Signed

Gay Man Visits Darren Bent in Dressing Room and Tries to Get his Balls Signed

New hot shit Aston Villa forward Darren Bent had the shock of his life after encountering a crazed homosexual fan in the communal jacuzzi brandishing two plastic footballs. Larry Sabu, 20, emerged from the bubbling watery pool of pleasure and trie...
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