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Funny story: Long Island and NYC on red alert as huge asteroid promises dazzling Vernal Equinox flypast

Long Island and NYC on red alert as huge asteroid promises dazzling Vernal Equinox flypast

New York - Astrologers are still working on the karmic implications of the phenomenon which will create a once-in-a-lifetime shadow path transiting much of the New York City tri-state area - as if the East Coast needs such a reality check! Mostly...
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Funny story: A Gigantic Meteor The Size of Madison Square Garden Is Heading Towards Tucson, Arizona

A Gigantic Meteor The Size of Madison Square Garden Is Heading Towards Tucson, Arizona

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that he has just received a very important message from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw, Michigan. Secretary Colfax said that he...
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Funny story: Asteroid is Predicted to Hit the Earth

Asteroid is Predicted to Hit the Earth

A somber U.S. President, Barack Obama, interrupted America's Got Talent to deliver the fateful news to the American public concerning the impending impact of a football field sized asteroid. The asteroid is due to hit the earth next Wednesday evenin...
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Funny story: Giant Asteroid Headed Towards Arizona

Giant Asteroid Headed Towards Arizona

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has gone on television and informed the citizens of Arizona that Washington, D.C. has just advised her that a giant asteroid is headed towards their state. The governor said she received the official word from Vice-Pr...
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Funny story: Massive hashish asteroid on Earth collision course around May 31st

Massive hashish asteroid on Earth collision course around May 31st

Space - "We think it's part of the same ancient comet that first brought cannabis to Planet Earth," a NASA sky watch source said today, "wiping out the dinosaurs in one massive bong hit." At 1.7 miles long the asteroid is apparently covered in a...
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Funny story: Meteor Nearly Wipes Out Remainder of Celtics Team

Meteor Nearly Wipes Out Remainder of Celtics Team

With the Celtics sending up flares to tell the world they are in big trouble with a diminishing roster, the bigger flare occurred over Russia as an unexpected meteor crashed, boomed, and baaahed over the countryside, injuring over 1000 people. Luc...
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Funny story: Man With Baseball Glove "Catches" Meteorite

Man With Baseball Glove "Catches" Meteorite

Russian officials have confirmed that a 68-year old oat farmer wearing a catcher's mitt caught the meteorite that crashed early Friday in the Yadayadayada region of that country. Officials say Ivgeny Squishedsky stood in his yard for hours eagerly w...
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Funny story: North Korea launches asteroid into space

North Korea launches asteroid into space

North Korea confirmed on Tuesday that it had conducted its third, long-threatened rock throwing competition and it clearly got out of hand, as Rubes News reports. The asteroid will fly by below our satellites causing new imprecisions on the alread...
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Funny story: 'Danger Close' asteroid may miss London

'Danger Close' asteroid may miss London

Astrologists have dismissed fears an asteroid due to strike into the Earth on Friday will 'destroy London' - but the Earth is going to have to roll with its punch. Astrologists say they are sure there is no chance of the 150ft (45.7m) wide space rock...
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Funny story: Space firm reveals plans to mine hemorrhoids

Space firm reveals plans to mine hemorrhoids

Washington - A US space company is planning to carpet-bomb a deep space anomaly known as the Arsehole of the Universe. The alien swelling is located somewhere inside a massive black hole on a Brown Dwarf close to the constellation of Taurus the Bu...
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Funny story: Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Asteroid LO0R011 was identified early on Monday morning by the NASA Asteroid Detection Agency (NADA). It's orbit has been calculated to have it land somewhere near Beijing with enough force to wipe out all life on earth except for a cockroach living...
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Funny story: Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

The continuing daily reports that asteroid "2012 DA14" hitting the Earth late this year, or more likely, early next year are somewhat overblown according to Today's Science Journal. "Oh, it could hit us", stated Dr. Harold Nitzberg of NASA. "But e...
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Funny story: Fireball Over UK: Iranian Missile Test?

Fireball Over UK: Iranian Missile Test?

It seems that the supposed meteor observed over northern Britain on Saturday may have been something more sinister. A missile expert from the MOD (Ministry Of Defense) said that the trail of the slow moving object was more consistent with that of roc...
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Funny story: NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.- Although President Obama insists that trying to land on an asteroid would be much more interesting, NASA is pushing ahead with its plans to revisit an old friend: the moon. Like a tipsy uncle at a family gathering, NASA is con...
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Funny story: NASA Renames YU55 Asteroid to Kardashian-31

NASA Renames YU55 Asteroid to Kardashian-31

Taking advantage of previously released news events and an internet search frenzy that mixed YU55 asteroid news with a Kim Kardashian doctor visit, NASA has decided to take advantage of the added publicity by changing the name of the asteroid to Kard...
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Funny story: Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

The media has widely reported that an asteroid big enough to destroy all life on Earth will pass close by later this week. This has understandably caused some unease amongst our readers and we have received literally thousands of emails, tweets and t...
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Funny story: Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Reportedly looking for alternate ways to still play the victim and stay in the press over the Kris Humphries breakup, Kim Kardashian's personal trainer Sven Glutsen says that the family doctor has recommended that Kim come in for a sexually transmitt...
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Funny story: Asteroid set for fly-past of Earth particularly scary for those with depth perception issues

Asteroid set for fly-past of Earth particularly scary for those with depth perception issues

HARFOLD, Vt.--This week, an asteroid 1,300 feet in diameter will pass between Earth and the moon. Traveling at about 30,000 miles per hour and 200,000 above Earth, the normal, everyday person will be none the wiser. For those, however, with depth...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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