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Funny story: WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

Bewigged, bothered and bewildered US Secretary of State John Kerry today let slip in an unguarded moment that there was evidence that Texan oilman and rancher the late JR Ewing had been involved in the 1963 assassination of President Jack Kennedy. In...
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Funny story: Did Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?

Did Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?

BOSTON--A just-found treasure of diaries, tape recordings, scribblings and notes on napkins from the John F. Kennedy presidential library here has conspiracy theorists involved with the assassination of President John F. Kennedy almost half a century...
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Funny story: Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Washington, DC -- Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the Mafia. "Anybody got any complaints...
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Funny story: Assassinated ExxonMobil executive 'a dead ringer for Tony Blair'

Assassinated ExxonMobil executive 'a dead ringer for Tony Blair'

Brussels - Police have drafted in face recognition experts after an oil executive resembling Tony Blair was gunned down outside an Italian restaurant in Belgium. ExxonMobil executive Nicholas Mockford and his wife had just finished dinner when hit...
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Funny story: Cast of The Only Way is Essex to be assassinated?

Cast of The Only Way is Essex to be assassinated?

Police have uncovered a massive assassination ring in Essex that purports to have just one aim: The extermination of the entire cast of The Only Way is Essex. "We caught their ringleader in Basildon," said DI Basil Dunn, head of the Basildon anti-...
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Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162. In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege". He said that news of his...
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Funny story: Pope 'attention seeking' with own RIP prediction: reports

Pope 'attention seeking' with own RIP prediction: reports

Rome - A plot to top the Pope may be a self-inflicted rumor to boost his plummeting popularity ratings someone at the Vatican said today. Widespread media coverage implicating Sicilian Cardinal Paolo Romeo, Archbishop of Palermo's remarks in China...
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Funny story: Gaddafi is dead; so what!

Gaddafi is dead; so what!

They've got the scoundrel at last, Gaddafi has been shot dead, but then again; so what? He should have been topped years ago by the US, UK, or anybody with a sense of decency in their heads. He was a brutal dictator and he killed and butchered at will. He kept his people brutally under control and was allowed to live the life-style of a multi-billionaire, which he was. The millions he's stas...
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Funny story: Multiple sources confirm that Iran behind assassination plot, condom factory among targets for retaliation

Multiple sources confirm that Iran behind assassination plot, condom factory among targets for retaliation

TEHRAN, Iran--Once again, Iran is in the shit. Only a few weeks after two American hikers were finally freed from captivity in Iran, multiple sources have confirmed that Iranian-based individuals plotted to kill the Saudi ambassador to the U.S., Adel...
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Funny story: Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American...
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Funny story: Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo. One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin, GOP, NRA Refute Crosshair-Assassination Connection

Sarah Palin, GOP, NRA Refute Crosshair-Assassination Connection

Sarah Palin, the GOP, and the National Rifle Association fired back at those drawing any connection between the recent Arizona shooting rampage and her use of gun crosshairs on a map targeting U.S. Representatives up for re-election. A new postin...
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Funny story: Last week's ex-Bush aide landfill stiff trumped by Saturday shooting of US Congresswoman

Last week's ex-Bush aide landfill stiff trumped by Saturday shooting of US Congresswoman

Tucson, Arizona - (Big Bang Theory): Gabrielle Giffords had appeared on a Sarah Palin target map using gun sights to identify 20 House Democrats backing the new health care law. Her shooting today outside a Tucson grocery store was not of the trad...
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Funny story: Special Forces Assassinate All Tea Partiers and Bible Belt Citizens

Special Forces Assassinate All Tea Partiers and Bible Belt Citizens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrats and Republicans, sick of those lousy fundamentalist and the foolish T.P., have signed an executive order to assassinate all of them. At 12.40pm (ET), a Tea Party meeting in New Orleans was broken up by Special Forc...
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Funny story: Psychic Octo Assassinated

Psychic Octo Assassinated

News which will take the sporting community by force. Paul the Psychic Octopus was assassinated a few days ago, following rumours that England will win the World Cup Bid. Russian tourists Vladimir and Putin have been arrested in Germany, and ha...
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Funny story: Street Cleaners caught in plot to kill Pope

Street Cleaners caught in plot to kill Pope

Major Boris Johnson appealed for calm last night as a group of street cleaners were caught allegedly attempting to assassinate the Pope. "Street cleaning is an occupation of peace, in fact it literally means peace" said a sweaty BoJo as he stresse...
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Funny story: "Eel Up The Ass" Assassins Being Hired By The Mafia!

"Eel Up The Ass" Assassins Being Hired By The Mafia!

Ever since the story broke last week that some friends of a passed-out, drunken chef in China had placed a live eel up his ass and it ate his bowels, shop owners and other contributors to the Mafia cause, have had a 25% none-service charge. One an...
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