Brussels - Police have drafted in face recognition experts after an oil executive resembling Tony Blair was gunned down outside an Italian restaurant in Belgium.
ExxonMobil executive Nicholas Mockford and his wife had just finished dinner when hit...
Police have uncovered a massive assassination ring in Essex that purports to have just one aim: The extermination of the entire cast of The Only Way is Essex.
"We caught their ringleader in Basildon," said DI Basil Dunn, head of the Basildon anti-...
Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162.
In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege".
He said that news of his...
Rome - A plot to top the Pope may be a self-inflicted rumor to boost his plummeting popularity ratings someone at the Vatican said today.
Widespread media coverage implicating Sicilian Cardinal Paolo Romeo, Archbishop of Palermo's remarks in China...
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They've got the scoundrel at last, Gaddafi has been shot dead, but then again; so what?
He should have been topped years ago by the US, UK, or anybody with a sense of decency in their heads. He was a brutal dictator and he killed and butchered at will.
He kept his people brutally under control and was allowed to live the life-style of a multi-billionaire, which he was. The millions he's stas...
TEHRAN, Iran--Once again, Iran is in the shit. Only a few weeks after two American hikers were finally freed from captivity in Iran, multiple sources have confirmed that Iranian-based individuals plotted to kill the Saudi ambassador to the U.S., Adel...
Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American...
A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo.
One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...
Sarah Palin, the GOP, and the National Rifle Association fired back at those drawing any connection between the recent Arizona shooting rampage and her use of gun crosshairs on a map targeting U.S. Representatives up for re-election.
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Tucson, Arizona - (Big Bang Theory): Gabrielle Giffords had appeared on a Sarah Palin target map using gun sights to identify 20 House Democrats backing the new health care law.
Her shooting today outside a Tucson grocery store was not of the trad...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrats and Republicans, sick of those lousy fundamentalist and the foolish T.P., have signed an executive order to assassinate all of them.
At 12.40pm (ET), a Tea Party meeting in New Orleans was broken up by Special Forc...
News which will take the sporting community by force.
Paul the Psychic Octopus was assassinated a few days ago, following rumours that England will win the World Cup Bid.
Russian tourists Vladimir and Putin have been arrested in Germany, and ha...
Major Boris Johnson appealed for calm last night as a group of street cleaners were caught allegedly attempting to assassinate the Pope.
"Street cleaning is an occupation of peace, in fact it literally means peace" said a sweaty BoJo as he stresse...
Ever since the story broke last week that some friends of a passed-out, drunken chef in China had placed a live eel up his ass and it ate his bowels, shop owners and other contributors to the Mafia cause, have had a 25% none-service charge.
One an...
As British and US forces prepare to attack the Taliban stronghold of Marjah, in the biggest coordinated ground assault yet seen in the country, involving 14,000 troops, including Special Forces assassination squads tasked with bumping off leading Tal...
COCKPORT, Ill. - Officials have discovered a ninja kangaroo Thursday in a canal leading to Lake Michigan. The Mayor of Cockport, Peter Shaft expressed concern of a covert plan to assassinate the wildlife in his town.
Tens of thousands of species o...
A man is helping Washington police following an attack on the White House. It is believed that a baseball was thrown through a window late last night. Security forces were quick to respond and an arrest was made. The individual was led away talking g...