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Funny story: Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...
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Funny story: Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Raging maniac Bashal al-Assad, has been given a further 10 days to kill as many of his civilians in a surprise turn of events. Hot on the heels of the UK condoning his tyranical behaviour, the US has also decided to wait until September the 9th to...
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Funny story: Canada offers asylum to Syria's Assad if US will take back Randy Quaid

Canada offers asylum to Syria's Assad if US will take back Randy Quaid

The United States today rebuffed an offer by Canadian officials to provide immediate asylum to embattled Syrian president Bashar al-Assad if the U.S. agrees to take back actor Randy Quaid. The 62 year-old Quaid, best known for his portrayal of Cousi...
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Funny story: EU threatens Syria with accession to Eurozone

EU threatens Syria with accession to Eurozone

When the Assad regime does not retreat its troops before the 1th December, Syria will automatically be a member of the European Union. The EU hopes that this threat will force troops to retreat and violence to halt. Moody's has already responded b...
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