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Funny story: Obama's "don't do stupid stuff" policy upgraded for honorable exceptions

Obama's "don't do stupid stuff" policy upgraded for honorable exceptions

Mr. Obama's hallmark "don't-do-stupid-stuff" policy from a few years back is currently being upgraded to "unless-it-involves-Syria." Yesterday the US dropped 50 tons of ammunition near Raqqa to a Syria-Arab brigade fighting ISIS/IS, the leader of...
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Funny story: "Obama must go" demand grows out of the Syria conflict

"Obama must go" demand grows out of the Syria conflict

Sources have now drilled down into origins of this new development as not coming from Vladimir Putin, who states, "Partners should see it through." It comes from a specialized group in touch with both the Assad and ISIS regimes. The nature of thi...
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Funny story: Hezbollah Fury at Assad's "Secular Inclinations" Revelation

Hezbollah Fury at Assad's "Secular Inclinations" Revelation

Hezbollah has been assisting President Assad of Syria in fighting many of his enemies, not least the self-styled "Caliph" Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. However, Hezbollah has recently decided to pull their forces out of Syria, on account of a shameless revelation the Syrian leader made on a Qatarese television show. In front of millions of viewers, Assad wept: I've had something on my mind a l...
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Funny story: Emmerdale Versus ISIS: Only One Singer can Save Syria

Emmerdale Versus ISIS: Only One Singer can Save Syria

The last remnants of the allegedly "modern" and "progressive" faction of the Conspicuously Downtrodden Freedom Fighters in Syria™ have come up with a novel plan to prevent their allies in al-Qaeda and other far-left collectivist organisations f...
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Funny story: Syrian War Not Being Taken Syriously By Americans

Syrian War Not Being Taken Syriously By Americans

The American psyche sometimes goes through amazing changes. 12 years ago we couldn't wait to get our hands on that ultimate harbinger of evil Saddam Hussein and his dire WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (GASP!!!!!!!) and to send his bad self to an early destiny with Hell (the Muslim one, not the Christian). Now, faced with a man just as repugnant who REALLY DOES HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and H...
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Funny story: Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...
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Funny story: Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Raging maniac Bashal al-Assad, has been given a further 10 days to kill as many of his civilians in a surprise turn of events. Hot on the heels of the UK condoning his tyranical behaviour, the US has also decided to wait until September the 9th to...
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Funny story: Canada offers asylum to Syria's Assad if US will take back Randy Quaid

Canada offers asylum to Syria's Assad if US will take back Randy Quaid

The United States today rebuffed an offer by Canadian officials to provide immediate asylum to embattled Syrian president Bashar al-Assad if the U.S. agrees to take back actor Randy Quaid. The 62 year-old Quaid, best known for his portrayal of Cousi...
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Funny story: EU threatens Syria with accession to Eurozone

EU threatens Syria with accession to Eurozone

When the Assad regime does not retreat its troops before the 1th December, Syria will automatically be a member of the European Union. The EU hopes that this threat will force troops to retreat and violence to halt. Moody's has already responded b...
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Congress Sit-Down Protest over Gun Control

Democrats spit dummy and demand to be heard over gun control. The mouse roared. First time for everything. Not a squeak from any over Obama's tyrannical 'executive orders'. Paving the way for Hillary.
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