Every year the town of Dorking plays host to a very special talent contest - Dorking's Pets Have Got Talent, is a contest to find some of the most talented pets in the Dorking area.
Last year the top prize went to local girl Pippa Middleclass an...
Box office records for the latest NASA blockbuster based on an unmanned landing on planet Mars have proved disappointing.
Filmed at the massive open air studio known as 'Area 51', the latest would be blockbuster was shot in the barren desert there...
WASHINGTON DC - The First Lady agreed today to have her derriere reduced in size by 75 percent via plastic surgery to be green.
According to press under-secretary, Toid D. Phlush, the First Lady got the idea when she heard about whole forests bei...
Tommy Gusset is a fairly normal man, living in the suburbs of a major British town. But beneath his seemingly ordinary exterior, there lies a man whose life has been cursed because he has no arsehole-dar.
Most people can spot arseholes a mile off, or at least once they have opened their mouth, but not Tommy. Tommy cannot tell an arsehole from a normal person until it is much much too late. His...
Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them.
The arse, famous for being a...
Fish pedicures have proven themselves as a viable business opportunity, with many clinics opening across the country. With the acceptance of the public to have small carnivorous fish nibble at the toes, one start up in Norwich believes the time is ri...
Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass.
At last report,...
Prime Minister David Cameron has come under fire for proposing a tax on buttocks. His suggestion has been ridiculed as "like a pole tax, but double".
In the proposal, citizens would be taxed per buttock. This is particularly unfair on those with a...
Walter Lewis, long time resident of Dorking is probably better known in Worthing for giving Donkey rides on the beach for the numerous tourists who flock there in summer.
"There's tourists have often told me there's nothing better than spending a...
Reported this week in a new medical study, there is a terrifying rise in rectal explosions among aging members of the baby boomer population. Younger generation X and Y citizens are beginning to wonder if they might be next.
Dr. Andy Fluscht, res...
Thieves in Salford, near Manchester, have been targeting cars for the past few weeks, with police seeing a spike in automotive thefts. The thieves seem to be very particular about which cars they target.
"They've being taking only Ford RS Turbos,"...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wisconsin Senator Jim Sensenbrenner has issued an apology to the first lady Michelle Obama for his extremely insensitive, uncalled for, and very ignorant statement.
The senator from the Cheese State was at Reagan Airport in Wash...
This is using an indisputable mathematical logic and should be viewed from a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in...
When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist.
Or do we?
Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three:
1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too.
2) He's a...
When Dallas quarterback Tony Romo finally emerged from hiding after the sure win against the Jets turned into an incredible loss thanks to his monumental three (3) brain farts, he blamed it on his addiction to wearing crotchless panties under his cup...
In Paris, the much maligned Strauss-Kahn arrived to a cheering and jeering crowd of people. But before he could even step off the plane, word came that Air France would be launching an investigation of Mr Dominique Strauss-Kahn's behavior during the...
Following an announced lawsuit against Old Navy retail stores for featuring an actress with long dark hair and "ample" features that looks a bit like her, Kim Kardashian is now claiming that any advertiser using images of dark haired women with a pro...
It seemed impossible. Many people thought they were dreaming when they heard it. But it happened, and it happened on a farm in Somerset.
David Powkin is 56. He has been working on Randunlend Farm for 40 years now having taking over from his father...