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Funny story: Successful Arse Growing Tips With Benedict Cucumber - Patch

Successful Arse Growing Tips With Benedict Cucumber - Patch

Goodbye arsehole! Fat, wrinkled, old, or simply past its sell by date? Here are 10 tips to grow a replacement arse. 1) Buy good quality arse seeds or plants to avoid disappointment. 2. When you start your arse farm don't try and do it all at once. Put bin bags over a portion of the garden to kill off any weeds and just cultivate a portion of the land that you feel comfortable with at th...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Bares Her Butt in Teeny Bikini Lost In There Somewhere.

Kim Kardashian Bares Her Butt in Teeny Bikini Lost In There Somewhere.

According to Kim Kardashian she's tired of the jokes about her behind so she went to a beach, let the cameramen and reporters know ahead of time and worn a teen bikini that revealed her butt for everyone to see. "There, I hope everyone is happy no...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Sperm Mistakenly Used For Jackass

Rush Limbaugh Sperm Mistakenly Used For Jackass

Of all the freaky things to happen, a fertility clinic which sells sperm to allow females to get pregnant by someone she admires or would like a son or daughter to have a great singing voice, all types, purchase sperm at a high price. So when they...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant. Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had...
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Funny story: West Virginia dress code aims to make teachers "best dressed" in country

West Virginia dress code aims to make teachers "best dressed" in country

ALMOST HEAVEN, WV - The West By God Virginia Teachers' Union is up in arms over a proposed dress code for the state's educators, which forbids flip-flops, jeans, tank tops, and facial piercings, among other "attire." "How dare they tell me how to...
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Funny story: Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

ROUND ASS VILLAGE, FL - "If you dare to bare," Mayor Ima Blueblood warns would-be exhibitionists, "beware: in Round Ass, we don't want to see your derriere." In fact, being too cheeky in Ima's town could result in a month's sentence to jail fo...
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Funny story: Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS -- The Pre-Labor Day Pregnant Belly Bikini Contest has a mission. "It's not all about T&A, like most bikini contests," says Boo Bee, the contest's creator. "It's about women's self-images, about their self-co...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Pathetic?

Miley Cyrus Pathetic?

That's the word that's going around and it's really sad, most critics are saying. Being weird and nasty was once a way to get attention or being eccentric but this is all ham. It went through it's phase several years ago and even Madonna looks lik...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants

Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has always said that she prides herself in having the biggest butt in all of Tinsel Town. Jennifer Lopez does not argue with her since she lives on the Right Coast (The Bronx) and Nicki Minaj does not argue with her due...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits She's Taking Pills To Make Her Huge Butt Even Bigger

Kim Kardashian Admits She's Taking Pills To Make Her Huge Butt Even Bigger

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian appeared on The View and told Barbara Walters that she has been taking a certain type of pill that is available only in Italy. Kim said that the pill, known as the Butt Pill, is designed to be taken (orally) three times...
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Funny story: Butt-Slapping Replaces Knock-Out Game!

Butt-Slapping Replaces Knock-Out Game!

An old familiar athlete butt-slapping after a good play is taking over from the Knock-Out game that was the recent trend. "This is great", stated pimply nerd at a local high school. "I'm tired of getting knocked out. So he sneaks over and slaps a nice-looking young lady on the butt and she knocks him out. "Most guys think the new game is a lot better and some of the ladies say they don't...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Called "Village Idiot"!

Miley Cyrus Called "Village Idiot"!

"That Miley Cyrus showing her rear end and sticking her tongue out and wearing very little is supposed to make her appeal to more teens is a crock. She looks like a little kid first learning that you don't say the word "Poop" around adults...bless he...
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Funny story: Scientists discover cure for haemorrhoids

Scientists discover cure for haemorrhoids

It is an ailment which has plagued mankind since the dawn of time. In parts of Africa it is still the second largest cause of death after tooth decay. Before the invention of the cushion it would signal the end of someone's usefulness and sufferers w...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

NEW YORK CITY - J.Lo is used to hearing all kinds of rumors about just about every part of her body. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at a Pompous Pizza Parlor and talked about the fact that there is never a shortage of rumor...
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Funny story: Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

BRILLIANT, Ohio - In front of a hometown live television audience, Illusionist/Contortionist, Mr. Winston Brevity, in a stellar reality performance, managed to contort himself into a pretzel and then disappear up his own butt. As advertised in th...
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Funny story: Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Butt

Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Butt

BEVERLY HILLS - Roseanne Barr traveled from her home in Hawaii to Beverly Hills to consult with noted plastic surgeon Guggenheim F. Figfaust. Barr, who is 61, recently saw some photos that had been taken of her from the back while she was wearing...
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Funny story: Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

It's a weird sight here in Kentucky when you look down the road and heading towards you are three big fat women sliding on their butts. But that is beginning to become the norm around here. Apparently, in order to save money on gas, several women...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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