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Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Funny story: Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here. Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are...

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Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Funny story: Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big Bend, TX - Scientists working with big agriculture have increased chicken breast size Texas style. The mutant chickens resulting from the work, according to local farmer Culo Gordo, are increasing profits by 126 percent. According to our sci...

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Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?

Funny story: Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?

Winston-Salem, NC [PP] -- Doctors at Wake Forest Medical Center are perplexed at a sudden increase of problems in patients buttocks. They blame the Internet for the cause, based on the reports of some patients. "I was just laughing away while mess...

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Radical process will restore the coal industry to its glory days

Funny story: Radical process will restore the coal industry to its glory days

Osucit, Japan - Ken Assosuka of the Osucit Power and Light Company held a press conference today to reveal a new process for burning coal that reduces CO2 emissions to zero. The new process captures the CO2 and uses it to carbonate saki, orange juic...

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Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Funny story: Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes. Kim Jong...

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Allegations Emerge That During A Water Landing of A Jet, Trump Asked Beauty Contestant if He Could Use Her Ass "As A Flotation Device." Stewardess Claims Also To Have Overhead Trump Saying His Cock Would Make A Good Snorkel

Funny story: Allegations Emerge That During A Water Landing of A Jet, Trump Asked Beauty Contestant if He Could Use Her Ass "As A Flotation Device." Stewardess Claims Also To Have Overhead Trump Saying His Cock Would Make A Good Snorkel

Washington DC - While Hillary Clinton's campaign is subject to the "drip, drip, drip" of embarrassing emails, Republican nominee Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign is facing a deluge of stories about past sexual conduct that has taken a serious tol...

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New Startup W&P raises 12 million in funding

New technology startup W&P announced today that they have raised 12 million in funding from private investors. The smartphone app is fighting to become the first of its kind. W&P, which stands for Wiped and Pretty, tracks the progress of us...

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Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

Funny story: Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

It's not the location. Or the beautiful white sands. Or the ice-blue water. Or the spectacular, pristine scenery. It's not even the hospitable locals. Siesta Beach near Sarasota, Florida, has been named The Best Beach in America by Beachcombers, a...

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Successful Arse Growing Tips With Benedict Cucumber - Patch

Funny story: Successful Arse Growing Tips With Benedict Cucumber - Patch

Goodbye arsehole! Fat, wrinkled, old, or simply past its sell by date? Here are 10 tips to grow a replacement arse. 1) Buy good quality arse seeds or plants to avoid disappointment. 2. When you start your arse farm don't try and do it all at once. Put bin bags over a portion of the garden to kill off any weeds and just cultivate a portion of the land that you feel comfortable with at th...

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Kim Kardashian Bares Her Butt in Teeny Bikini Lost In There Somewhere.

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Bares Her Butt in Teeny Bikini Lost In There Somewhere.

According to Kim Kardashian she's tired of the jokes about her behind so she went to a beach, let the cameramen and reporters know ahead of time and worn a teen bikini that revealed her butt for everyone to see. "There, I hope everyone is happy no...

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Rush Limbaugh Sperm Mistakenly Used For Jackass

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Sperm Mistakenly Used For Jackass

Of all the freaky things to happen, a fertility clinic which sells sperm to allow females to get pregnant by someone she admires or would like a son or daughter to have a great singing voice, all types, purchase sperm at a high price. So when they...

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Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant. Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had...

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West Virginia dress code aims to make teachers "best dressed" in country

ALMOST HEAVEN, WV - The West By God Virginia Teachers' Union is up in arms over a proposed dress code for the state's educators, which forbids flip-flops, jeans, tank tops, and facial piercings, among other "attire." "How dare they tell me how to...

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Florida town tells "exhibitionists" to butt out

ROUND ASS VILLAGE, FL - "If you dare to bare," Mayor Ima Blueblood warns would-be exhibitionists, "beware: in Round Ass, we don't want to see your derriere." In fact, being too cheeky in Ima's town could result in a month's sentence to jail fo...

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Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS -- The Pre-Labor Day Pregnant Belly Bikini Contest has a mission. "It's not all about T&A, like most bikini contests," says Boo Bee, the contest's creator. "It's about women's self-images, about their self-co...

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Miley Cyrus Pathetic?

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Pathetic?

That's the word that's going around and it's really sad, most critics are saying. Being weird and nasty was once a way to get attention or being eccentric but this is all ham. It went through it's phase several years ago and even Madonna looks lik...

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Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Gets Butt Implants

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has always said that she prides herself in having the biggest butt in all of Tinsel Town. Jennifer Lopez does not argue with her since she lives on the Right Coast (The Bronx) and Nicki Minaj does not argue with her due...

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Kim Kardashian Admits She's Taking Pills To Make Her Huge Butt Even Bigger

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits She's Taking Pills To Make Her Huge Butt Even Bigger

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian appeared on The View and told Barbara Walters that she has been taking a certain type of pill that is available only in Italy. Kim said that the pill, known as the Butt Pill, is designed to be taken (orally) three times...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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