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Trump Explains How He Has Personally Saved Europe

Funny story: Trump Explains How He Has Personally Saved Europe

Somewhere in Asia Donald Trump spoke at one of the Maldives Islands on the latest North Korea developments. "So Rocket Boy announced that Europe doesn't need to worry about being nuked because he is so scared of me that he's saving all his nukes f...

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Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

Funny story: Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

The nation of Japan is panicking after it was discovered that the country had sprung a leak late last night and could sink to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The leak was found by Shinji Ono, a credit controller from Kyoto who said he found it in hi...

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Asian Nations Gather To Discuss All Of Them Looking The Same To Westerners

Funny story: Asian Nations Gather To Discuss All Of Them Looking The Same To Westerners

Bangkok - Representatives from 15 nations in Asia are gathering in Bangkok, Thailand this week to discuss the fact that all of them look alike to most people from the West. Although the problem is not one that affects each nation locally on a daily b...

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Kim Jong-Un makes population of North Korea look for his car keys

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un makes population of North Korea look for his car keys

A nationwide search has begun in North Korea, after feared leader Kim Jong-Un ordered the entire population of the country to look for his lost car keys to his beloved Lamborghini. Media outlets from other countries first became aware of the searc...

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North Korea Explains Planned Missile Launch Is Research for New Video Game

Funny story: North Korea Explains Planned Missile Launch Is Research for New Video Game

After Secretary of State Hillary Clinton expressed grave concerns regarding North Korea's planned ballistic missile launch, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un explained that the missile launch is simply research for a new video game. "We are not a vi...

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Thieves steal international date line and drop it in middle of Asia

Last night the International Date Line, the boundary line between 'today' and 'tomorrow' was stolen by a group of metaphysical criminals calling themselves the 'Time Lords'. Since it's inception in 1884 at the International Meridian Conference, the Date Line has been tucked safely away in the middle of the Pacific ocean at 180 degrees Longitude. This morning the Date Line finds itself slap bang in...

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Man Utd to move to Singapore!

Funny story: Man Utd to move to Singapore!

Man Utd owners, the Glazer family, are selling up their interests in England and they have already sold Old Trafford to Disneyland. The club will move lock, stock (falling at the moment) and barrel to Singapore where they are to be listed on the Sing...

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More From "Beyond The Hindu Kush" by Sir Mortimer Featherstonehaugh

Funny story: More From "Beyond The Hindu Kush" by Sir Mortimer Featherstonehaugh

The camel is often called the ship of the desert, and not without reason. Few craft are able to attain the speed of a camel in full sail, amid the harsh environs of the deserts of the Asian interior, and a camel at anchor - her shuddering flanks agleam beneath a brick-red sky - is a noble sight to rank with anything to be spied in the watercolours of J M W Turner, the famous coloured water artist...

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Obama admin wants Pak as part of Middle East not South Asia

Funny story: Obama admin wants Pak as part of Middle East not South Asia

THE WHITE HOUSE: The Obama Admin is struggling to win its wars in Iraq and Af-Pak. It is having trouble dealing with a deceitful Pakistan. Unfortunately America can't go to war with Pak where the real problem of terrorism originates because the pa...

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Asia tunnel to South America

Funny story: Asia tunnel to South America

A vertical shalf of 8,000 miles is to be built connecting the twin cities of Ascension in Paraguay and Taipai in Taiwan - which also happen to be antipodes. "There are no 2 points on earth further apart than our cities. Paying a visit to our frien...

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"Little Prick" comment lands Welsh Doctor in trouble

Funny story: "Little Prick" comment lands Welsh Doctor in trouble

A Welsh doctor got slapped with a lawsuit yesterday after making a seemingly innocuous comment to a sick Asian man.

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"Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own

Funny story: "Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own

Sidney, Australia - An elephant killed a 30-year-old-man in eastern Thailand today. Reportedly, he provoked the fatal incident by hitting the idle beast while it was asleep in a field. Onlookers tried to rescue the man from the enraged six-year-old c...

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Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Funny story: Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Beijing, China - Adding insult to injury, Bill Gates got the news just before his tour of China that not only has he lost the coveted top spot of the world's riches man, to Mexican billionaire, Carlos Slim, now he discovers he came in second plac...

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Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

Funny story: Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...

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New Species of Rodent Discovered

Funny story: New Species of Rodent Discovered

During a trip to a local market in Laos, Southeast Asia, zoologists on a fact-finding mission to look for new species of rodents previously not known to exist, stumbled across a previously not known to exist species of rodent for sale on a butcher's...

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