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Two and A Half Men Announces That Malia and Sasha Obama Will Be Appearing On The Show

Funny story: Two and A Half Men Announces That Malia and Sasha Obama Will Be Appearing On The Show

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the CBS sitcom Two and A Half Men has just informed the Hollywood Press that the show will have the nation's first kiddoes appear in an upcoming episode. The White House has confirmed that Malia and Sasha Obama will...

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Demi Moore Demands That The Media and People In General Stop Referring To Her As A Cougar

Funny story: Demi Moore Demands That The Media and People In General Stop Referring To Her As A Cougar

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore recently stated on The View that this year and last year have been somewhat on the miserable side as far as she is concerned. She told Whoopi Goldberg that she did not want to give her husband Ashton Kutcher the divorce he h...

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Mila Kunis Is Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby - An Angry Demi Moore Says She Hopes Kunis Has Octuplets

Funny story: Mila Kunis Is Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby - An Angry Demi Moore Says She Hopes Kunis Has Octuplets

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis told reporters that now that she is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby there isn't any woman in the good old USA who is more happier than her. She said that after a year of her boyfriend Ashton having to fight his bitter br...

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Ashton Kutcher and Girlfriend Mila Kunis Are Asked To Cut Back On Their PDAs

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Girlfriend Mila Kunis Are Asked To Cut Back On Their PDAs

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher, 36, and his fiancée Mila Kunis, 30, were having a nice quiet dinner at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. The two were celebrating the fact that they just both feel 110 percent better now that the ev...

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Finally Get Engaged - Demi Moore Comments That It's A Sad Day For Demi Moore

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Finally Get Engaged - Demi Moore Comments That It's A Sad Day For Demi Moore

HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's most popular couples has finally announced their engagement. Ashton Kutcher, 36, star of Two and A Half Men and Mila Kunis, 30, who starred in The Black Swan will be walking down the ecstatic marital aisle in the n...

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Demi Moore's Latest Boy Toy Is 19

Funny story: Demi Moore's Latest Boy Toy Is 19

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore's ex-husband, Bruce Willis who is the father of her three semi-pretty daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah, has let Demi know that he is tired of her calling him up at all hours. Willis talked to Carolina Chipotle with B...

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Demi Moore Admits She's Addicted To Boy Toys

Funny story: Demi Moore Admits She's Addicted To Boy Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore, 51, has said that she was literally in paradise when she was married to her much younger husband Ashton Kutcher. Moore talked with Taffeta Kixx of The Gossipette Gazette at her home. The G.I. Joe actress said that she l...

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Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

Funny story: Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

NEW YORK CITY - One of the staunchest Republican females in the entire country has just made an amazing revelation. Coulter, who is known as the Unofficial Princess of the GOP, reportedly stated to her therapist that she is ashamed to say it, but...

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Buy A Rocky Mountain Mansion Just Outside of Denver

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Buy A Rocky Mountain Mansion Just Outside of Denver

LOS ANGELES - The star of Two and A Half Men, Ashton Kutcher has just informed the entertainment media that he and girlfriend Mila Kunis will be spending some time in Colorado Kutcher said that he has just purchased an exquisite Rocky Mountain man...

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Demi Moore Lashes Out At Ashton Kutcher's New Girlfriend Mila Kunis

HOLLYWOOD - After a year of prolonging her divorce to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore finally gave in and granted her boy toy husband his divorce An unnamed source said that the 51-year-old Moore was convinced to finalize the divorce by her former husb...

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Reportedly Bickering Over Her Future Surname

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Reportedly Bickering Over Her Future Surname

HOLLYWOOD - After his year-long divorce battle with Demi Moore has finally been finalized, Ashton Kutcher is finding that the sea of love is still somewhat choppy. Everyone felt that once he got rid of his old clinging cougar it would be smooth sa...

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David Letterman admits he's 'not funny.'

Funny story: David Letterman admits he's 'not funny.'

'David Letterman's off the cuff remarks might have damaged his career.' Say journalists. During an interview on the Late Show between David Letterman and Ashton Kutcher. David Letterman's absence of humour was instantly apparent when Ashton Kut...

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Bruce Wills Forced Demi Moore To Finally Give Ashton Kutcher The Divorce

Funny story: Bruce Wills Forced Demi Moore To Finally Give Ashton Kutcher The Divorce

BEVERLY HILLS - After two years of refusing to give her boy-toy husband his divorce, the much older Demi Moore finally gave in and signed the divorce papers. But word out of LaLaLand is that there was a reason why the old cougar finally relented a...

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Finally Finalize Their Divorce

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Finally Finalize Their Divorce

HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's May-December marriage lasted six years and their separation lasted two years. But finally the divorce that Kutcher had been asking for from his cougar wife Moore has been worked out. The 50-year-old D...

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Demi Moore Admits She Has Had Her Fill of Boy Toys

Funny story: Demi Moore Admits She Has Had Her Fill of Boy Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore, who for the past year has refused to give Ashton Kutcher a divorce so that he can marry his girlfriend the erotically sexy Mila Kunis, has had a change of heart. She spoke with Ersatz Pontoon of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and...

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Tired of Waiting On Demi Moore To Sign The Divorce Papers And May Get Married In Mexico

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Tired of Waiting On Demi Moore To Sign The Divorce Papers And May Get Married In Mexico

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Mila Kunis has said that she is sick and tired of waiting on Ashton's old cougar wife, Demi Moore, 51, to sign the divorce papers. She has made it clear to Kutcher that if his hate-filled, jealous wife does not give him a divorce...

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Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

Funny story: Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore has admitted that she has just about given up any hope of ever having her husband-boy toy Ashton Kutcher, 35, return to her. She said that she figures that she may as well go ahead and give him his damn divorce so that h...

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Ashton Kutcher Says Demi Moore's Divorce Demands Are Not Acceptable

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says Demi Moore's Divorce Demands Are Not Acceptable

LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher says that he has aged three years in just the past one year stressing over his pending divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore. Kutcher says that Moore has made it very clear that she is not going to let him get away w...

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