Manchester United star Ashley Young has been banned from shopping for six months for speeding in a supermarket aisle.
The 28-year-old England international admitted to pushing his trolley at 5mph on a 3mph section of Aisle 8 at the Tesco on Parrs...
The Football Association today announced that the two penalty missers from the quarter-final defeat to Italy are both retiring from international football with immediate effect.
Ashley Cole had played 98 times for England, and only days before the...
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