NASHVILLE - Close friends of country artist Taylor Swift say that Taylor is so mad at the Olsen twins that she could eat a handful of nuts and bolts.
It appears that Mary-Kate and Ashley co-wrote a song about one of Ashley's ex-boyfriends, Johnny...
NEW YORK CITY - For most of their lives the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley have pretty much agreed on everything from acting to fashion designing and from salad ingredient choices to their favorite American Idol contestant.
The 25-year-old twin...
According to the media, Ashley Olsen is jealous of Kim Kardashian's body because Kim has a feminine figure.
Olsen said she wants to get plastic surgery to enlarge her breast, widen her hips and enlarge her buttocks, so she could look more like K...
Niccolo Colonna leader of the Italian mafia in Palermo made a statement to the National Enquire that his favorite fashion designer Ashlely Olsen looks like Serena Williams his favorite tennis player.
"Both their faces look identical, only with S...
MANHATTAN - After having an exhaustive on-again, off-again May-December relationship with Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson has finally dumped the 50-year-old for good.
ScarJo told Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that she just got fed up with the way that...
HOLLYWOOD - Famed Italian director Luigi Luigiani has just announced that he will soon be directing Tina Fey and Johnny Depp in the production of Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story.
Luigiani, who has directed some of the biggest actresses in Holly...
The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, have decided to get matching nose jobs from a Hollywood plastic surgeon. Saying that they were tired of their old look and thought their noses were to big, the twins headed to surgery today.
Las Angeles - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were celebrating the opening of a new Taco Bell by wearing sombreros, when they were mistaken for two nails and hammered into the drywall of a nearby construction site.
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