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Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins

Funny story: Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins

NASHVILLE - Close friends of country artist Taylor Swift say that Taylor is so mad at the Olsen twins that she could eat a handful of nuts and bolts. It appears that Mary-Kate and Ashley co-wrote a song about one of Ashley's ex-boyfriends, Johnny...

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Ashley Olsen Angry At Her Twin Sister Mary-Kate For Dating A Man Almost Old Enough To Be Their Grandfather

Funny story: Ashley Olsen Angry At Her Twin Sister Mary-Kate For Dating A Man Almost Old Enough To Be Their Grandfather

NEW YORK CITY - For most of their lives the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley have pretty much agreed on everything from acting to fashion designing and from salad ingredient choices to their favorite American Idol contestant. The 25-year-old twin...

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Ashley Olsen said she is jealous of Kim Kardashian

Funny story: Ashley Olsen said she is jealous of Kim Kardashian

According to the media, Ashley Olsen is jealous of Kim Kardashian's body because Kim has a feminine figure. Olsen said she wants to get plastic surgery to enlarge her breast, widen her hips and enlarge her buttocks, so she could look more like K...

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Serena Williams and Ashley Olsen look like twins

Funny story: Serena Williams and Ashley Olsen look like twins

Niccolo Colonna leader of the Italian mafia in Palermo made a statement to the National Enquire that his favorite fashion designer Ashlely Olsen looks like Serena Williams his favorite tennis player. "Both their faces look identical, only with S...

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Scarlett Johansson Finally Dumps Old Sean Penn For Good And Hooks Up With Justin Bartha of "The Hangover Part II"

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Finally Dumps Old Sean Penn For Good And Hooks Up With Justin Bartha of "The Hangover Part II"

MANHATTAN - After having an exhaustive on-again, off-again May-December relationship with Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson has finally dumped the 50-year-old for good. ScarJo told Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that she just got fed up with the way that...

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Tina Fey, Johnny Depp, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story"

Funny story: Tina Fey, Johnny Depp, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Famed Italian director Luigi Luigiani has just announced that he will soon be directing Tina Fey and Johnny Depp in the production of Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story. Luigiani, who has directed some of the biggest actresses in Holly...

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Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs

Funny story: Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs

The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, have decided to get matching nose jobs from a Hollywood plastic surgeon. Saying that they were tired of their old look and thought their noses were to big, the twins headed to surgery today.

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Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Funny story: Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Las Angeles - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were celebrating the opening of a new Taco Bell by wearing sombreros, when they were mistaken for two nails and hammered into the drywall of a nearby construction site.

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