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Rob Pattinson Talks About His "Tell All" Book On The Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits of The Twilight Movies

Funny story: Rob Pattinson Talks About His "Tell All" Book On The Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits of The Twilight Movies

LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson, star of the Twilight series has stepped into the role of author with his soon-to-be-released tell-all book titled The Twilight Tidbits. In the book RPattz tells about the very first time that he and Kristen Stewart kis...

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

Funny story: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

VENICE BEACH - Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene, who had been a couple since June of last year have reportedly called it quits. The couple was recently seen relaxing down at Venice Beach and an unnamed beach goer stated to a reporter for Bedroom Pillow...

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Kristen Stewart: Some Screams In Twilight Were Real Because They Were Mine!

Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Some Screams In Twilight Were Real Because They Were Mine!

Twilight actress Kristen Stewart responded to questions about some of the screams in the Twilight movies being real. This came after a reporter overheard Ashley Greene laughing in telling the story to a caterer. "Ashley and I supplied some of those screams that were accidentally recorded", she told us. "Maybe you should ask her. I mean, if she wants me to tell anyone about it." So we had to...

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Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

LOS ANGELES - Robert Pattinson has finally spoken out about the behind-the-scenes 'Sex Secrets' during the filming of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. R-Pattz had said that Taylor Lautner and him had made a vow to never reveal the particulars of what h...

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Ashley Greene's Vampire Movie "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains" Is #1 In Holland, Cuba, Iran, and Kenya

Funny story: Ashley Greene's Vampire Movie "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains" Is #1 In Holland, Cuba, Iran, and Kenya

HOLLYWOOD - Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Bandini Borrapelli's vampire film Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains which stars Ashley Greene has only been out for one week and it has already been named the number one film in...

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Ashley Greene To Star In The New Vampire Movie, "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains"

Funny story: Ashley Greene To Star In The New Vampire Movie, "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains"

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Greene was vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with her personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Greene who portrays Alice Cullen in the extraordinary Twilight Saga series told a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Mor...

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Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

Funny story: Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

Friends of Kristen Stewart will probably get a great laugh out of the Ashley Greene embarrassment at a recent small party given by the head honchos of the Twilight movies. A bit part player says that there were about fifty or so of them gathered i...

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Lindsay Lohan Out, Ashley Greene In, As Star Of Porn Star Linda Lovelace Movie

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Out, Ashley Greene In, As Star Of Porn Star Linda Lovelace Movie

The executive producers now say that they have been very patient with Lindsay Lohan during all the trials and rehab time but have decided to pull her from the key role, that of Linda Lovelace in "Inferno". "We have been wasting precious time to ge...

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Ashley Greene: I'm Not Quite Through With The Pattinson Hunt!

Funny story: Ashley Greene: I'm Not Quite Through With The Pattinson Hunt!

Ashley Greene says that everyone is so sure that Robert Pattinson is eventually going to marry his best friend, Kristen Stewart, but that she's not quite out of the running yet. Greene, who also appears in the Twilight movies, says that the fact t...

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Robert Pattinson Building Smaller Dracula Castle After Infamous Ancestor!

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Building Smaller Dracula Castle After Infamous Ancestor!

Apparently the actor Robert Pattinson can't get over the fact that he is related to Vlad the Impaler of the 1400's who was the original "Dracula", which was his family name. "Pattinson talks about the evil monster all the time", stated Ashley Gree...

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

Funny story: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

SOHO, New York - Joe Jonas and girlfriend Ashley Greene, know collectively as 'Jay Gee' were seen shopping in downtown Soho and looking happier than a homeless person who just hit a $10 million lotto. The two walked hand-in-hand from store to stor...

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Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

Funny story: Joe Jonas Buys His Brand New Girlfriend Ashley Greene A Brand New Lamborghini

HOLLYWOOD - Joe Jonas certainly knows what it takes to make a young starlet happy. The middle brother of the famous Jonas Brothers has just gone out and purchased a brand new emerald green 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago for his latest love interest...

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Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Funny story: Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Actress Ashley Greene has apparently apologized to Kristen Stewart over the spat the last two weeks concerning Robert Pattinson. As still another "As The Twilight Turns" rumor runs it's course, like always, there was a little truth and a lot of ad...

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Twilight's Ashley Greene Loses Catfight?

Funny story: Twilight's Ashley Greene Loses Catfight?

Twilight Actress Ashley Greene apparently isn't hiding some bruises and a colored eye that she sported yesterday. "No, it's not from a fight, I was involved in a minor automobile crash", she reportedly told the International Gossip News. Howe...

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What Was Kristen Hiding With Her Hand At Twilight Eclipse Event?

Funny story: What Was Kristen Hiding With Her Hand At Twilight Eclipse Event?

While all the cameras were flashing and the whole crew were available at the premier of Twilight: Eclipse, why was Kristen Stewart hiding her forehead? Immediately after the event, as Stewart had left the stage early, every reporter went out to ge...

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Brock Kelly Is Dating Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas Is Green With Envy

Funny story: Brock Kelly Is Dating Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas Is Green With Envy

BUFFALO, New York - Brock Kelly and Ashley Greene were in Buffalo visiting beautiful Niagara Falls and purchasing some nifty souvenirs for Ashley's 91-year-old grandmother Greta Greene. The couple have stated that they are in fact a couple and tha...

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Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

"He sure hasn't been himself", stated one guy who has been a sort of unofficial bodyguard since Pattinson was almost ran over by a taxi in New york about a year ago. "He perked up when the Eclipse Movie thing was going on but he kept looking at As...

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Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

Funny story: Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

Twilight star Ashley Greene told reporters today that she may be seeing them later on via Playboy Magazine, probably early next year. She stated that nothing was final and she wanted the last Twilight in the can before she made any major decision...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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