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Ashley Dupre To Star In Reality Series

Funny story: Ashley Dupre To Star In Reality Series

Ashley Dupre, the call girl and Girls Gone Wild alumni who brought down the Governor of New York, will be starring in a new reality series. "Bringing Down the House (and Senate)" will begin airing this fall on the Fox network. The new television...

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Experts say former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer "ripped off" by prostitute Ashley Dupre

Funny story: Experts say former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer "ripped off" by prostitute Ashley Dupre

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer apparently grossly overpaid for prostitution Services provided by Ashley Alexandre Dupre, according to the 2007 New York Prostitution Index.

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Incoming New York governor, David Paterson and his wife, admit to having affairs...while being sworn into office

Funny story: Incoming New York governor, David Paterson and his wife, admit to having affairs...while being sworn into office

New York, New York - While being sworn into the New York governor's office, now former lieutenant governor, David Paterson and his wife had sexual affairs. The announcement came just moments after Paterson completed his oath of office, taking eve...

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Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page infected with a virus; shutdown after five million hits...on it

Funny story: Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page infected with a virus; shutdown after five million hits...on it

Cyber Space - After receiving over five million hits, MySpace administrators discovered that Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page was carrying a little more than they bargained for. They discovered it was infected with a computer virus. Everyone who l...

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Ashley Dupré is an Obama Girl Fembot, says Hillary Clinton; all apart of a Left Wing Conspiracy to undermine her Superdelegates

Funny story: Ashley Dupré is an Obama Girl Fembot, says Hillary Clinton; all apart of a Left Wing Conspiracy to undermine her Superdelegates

Washington, DC - In the latest attack on Obama, the Hillary Clinton political campaign alleged today that Ashley Dupré is not a real woman (or a prostitute), but a Fembot (a robotic woman) trained at a secret camp run personally by Barack Obama. Clin...

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Vital Bush-era questions answered as Hustler signs Spitzer call girl for $5 million centerfold

New York - (Bare Ass Mess): Key political mysteries of the 21st century are about to be revealed with Hustler magazine's announcement today that it has signed a $5 million 10-page centerfold deal with Gov Spitzer's call girl Ashley A...

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Spitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace

Funny story: Spitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace

New York - (Cheap Ass Mess): Federal agents looking for Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker have said that 'Kirsten' as she is known is really a gay Queens transvestite contortionist called Horace Bagpus.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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