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Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

BEVERLY HILLS - The Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee, paid a visit to their favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. As Ashlee sat in the salon chair getting the split ends trimmed on her long flowing g...

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Jessica Simpson's Dad Discloses He Rides Sidesaddle

Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Dad Discloses He Rides Sidesaddle

ENCINO, California - The Simpson household is in a world of turmoil as Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's dad, Joe has just quietly stepped out of the closet (now that's an oxymoron). Joe Simpson, 54, who has been married to Tina Simpson for 34 years, d...

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Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

LOS ANGELES - The Hollywood starlet whose world has suddenly turned into one great big roller coaster ride has just turned 26. Lindsay Lohan was driven to her favorite restaurant The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Avocado Heights by her...

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Jessica Simpson Is Still Upset That She Cannot Fit Into Her Bikini Thongs

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Still Upset That She Cannot Fit Into Her Bikini Thongs

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It has just about been two months since Jessica Simpson gave birth to her first child who her fiancé Eric Johnson and her named Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson. Little Max, as Jessica calls him, was born on May 1, and he weigh...

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Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

LA, CA - Years after making a fool of herself by lip synching the wrong song on Saturday Night Live, Ashlee Simpson is in trouble for lip synching again- this time through her own divorce proceedings! It seems that Simpson was worried she might me...

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Two of America's Top Lip Synchers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson Say Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent Is Not Lip Syncing

Funny story: Two of America's Top Lip Synchers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson Say Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent Is Not Lip Syncing

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson, who are two of the most famous lip syncers in the nation, both agree that little 10-year-old Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent is really singing and not lip syncing as millions of nationwide v...

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The Vampire Diaries Wanted Ashlee Simpson

Funny story: The Vampire Diaries Wanted Ashlee Simpson

While most of the fans of the new series were talking about how great the season-ending final episode had gone, there was some talk about how some of the people starring on the hit show got their roles. "We originally wanted Ashlee Simpson for the...

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The Real Reason That Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's TV Sit-Com Got Cancelled

Funny story: The Real Reason That Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's TV Sit-Com Got Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - After only being on the air for two months the Fixx Network has cancelled the Simpson's show, no not the cartoon Simpsons, the Simpson's with the chumbawumbas. The sit-com titled Pops And The Lip Syncers, starred Jessica Simpson, siste...

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Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

Funny story: Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that the Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee will be starring in a situation comedy with their father Joe Simpson. Spokesperson, Tully Figgsticker stated that the show which will be set in Dallas is called Po...

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Joe Simpson Defends His Daughters Ashlee & Jessica: They Are Not As Stupid As They Appear!

Funny story: Joe Simpson Defends His Daughters Ashlee & Jessica: They Are Not As Stupid As They Appear!

Apparently, Joe Simpson felt the need to defend his daughters, Ashlee and Jessica, from the media saying they're always made to look like failures. "Just because they sometimes...well, often, act like a couple of dinks just means that our family i...

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Ashlee Simpson Tired Of Defending Jessica's Weight Gain

Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Tired Of Defending Jessica's Weight Gain

DALLAS - Ashlee Simpson, younger sister of Jessica Simpson told Barbara Walters that it was not right how every single day she has to keep hearing and reading about her sister's weight gain in the media. She said that she was fed up with all the a...

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Ashlee Simpson weds Pete Wentz - forgets words

Funny story: Ashlee Simpson weds Pete Wentz - forgets words

Wannabe pop-princess Ashlee Simpson misread the autocue at her own wedding and instead began reciting a song by The Beatles.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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