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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Dad Discloses He Rides Sidesaddle

Jessica Simpson's Dad Discloses He Rides Sidesaddle

ENCINO, California - The Simpson household is in a world of turmoil as Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's dad, Joe has just quietly stepped out of the closet (now that's an oxymoron). Joe Simpson, 54, who has been married to Tina Simpson for 34 years, d...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

LOS ANGELES - The Hollywood starlet whose world has suddenly turned into one great big roller coaster ride has just turned 26. Lindsay Lohan was driven to her favorite restaurant The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Avocado Heights by her...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Still Upset That She Cannot Fit Into Her Bikini Thongs

Jessica Simpson Is Still Upset That She Cannot Fit Into Her Bikini Thongs

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It has just about been two months since Jessica Simpson gave birth to her first child who her fiancé Eric Johnson and her named Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson. Little Max, as Jessica calls him, was born on May 1, and he weigh...
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Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

LA, CA - Years after making a fool of herself by lip synching the wrong song on Saturday Night Live, Ashlee Simpson is in trouble for lip synching again- this time through her own divorce proceedings! It seems that Simpson was worried she might me...
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Funny story: Two of America's Top Lip Synchers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson Say Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent Is Not Lip Syncing

Two of America's Top Lip Synchers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson Say Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent Is Not Lip Syncing

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson, who are two of the most famous lip syncers in the nation, both agree that little 10-year-old Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent is really singing and not lip syncing as millions of nationwide v...
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Funny story: The Vampire Diaries Wanted Ashlee Simpson

The Vampire Diaries Wanted Ashlee Simpson

While most of the fans of the new series were talking about how great the season-ending final episode had gone, there was some talk about how some of the people starring on the hit show got their roles. "We originally wanted Ashlee Simpson for the...
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Funny story: The Real Reason That Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's TV Sit-Com Got Cancelled

The Real Reason That Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's TV Sit-Com Got Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - After only being on the air for two months the Fixx Network has cancelled the Simpson's show, no not the cartoon Simpsons, the Simpson's with the chumbawumbas. The sit-com titled Pops And The Lip Syncers, starred Jessica Simpson, siste...
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Funny story: Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

Daddy Simpson And Daughters Jessica And Ashlee To Star in The Sit-Com, Pops And The Lip Syncers

HOLLYWOOD - It has just been announced that the Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee will be starring in a situation comedy with their father Joe Simpson. Spokesperson, Tully Figgsticker stated that the show which will be set in Dallas is called Po...
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Funny story: Joe Simpson Defends His Daughters Ashlee & Jessica: They Are Not As Stupid As They Appear!

Joe Simpson Defends His Daughters Ashlee & Jessica: They Are Not As Stupid As They Appear!

Apparently, Joe Simpson felt the need to defend his daughters, Ashlee and Jessica, from the media saying they're always made to look like failures. "Just because they sometimes...well, often, act like a couple of dinks just means that our family i...
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Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Tired Of Defending Jessica's Weight Gain

Ashlee Simpson Tired Of Defending Jessica's Weight Gain

DALLAS - Ashlee Simpson, younger sister of Jessica Simpson told Barbara Walters that it was not right how every single day she has to keep hearing and reading about her sister's weight gain in the media. She said that she was fed up with all the a...
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Funny story: Ashlee Simpson weds Pete Wentz - forgets words

Ashlee Simpson weds Pete Wentz - forgets words

Wannabe pop-princess Ashlee Simpson misread the autocue at her own wedding and instead began reciting a song by The Beatles.
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