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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

The Isle of Wight has disappeared under a large grey cloud said to have come from the direction of Iceland. No communication has been made between the Isle and the Mainland for over 4 hours, causing concern. Search and rescue parties headed out...
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Funny story: Australia are crying in their XXXX at thought of losing the Ashes

Australia are crying in their XXXX at thought of losing the Ashes

In fact they are crying so much there's talk of floods in Queensland! Yes, the mighty Australians are set to hand over the little earn after England delivered them an outback whipping. Gone are jokes such as: 'What does "Ashes" stand for? Another...
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Funny story: Ashes Retained - End Of World Predicted

Ashes Retained - End Of World Predicted

As the dust settled and Australians tried to come to terms with the fact that they had been stuffed in a vital test match by England, some were predicting events of Biblical proportions. "Dogs and cats living together!" Exclaimed one Antipodean wa...
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Funny story: Perth Test: Tremlett & Anderson Set To Bowl Underarm This Weekend

Perth Test: Tremlett & Anderson Set To Bowl Underarm This Weekend

Following pressure from England's 'Barmy Army', Captain Andrew Strauss has announced that pacemen Chris Tremlett and James Anderson will bowl underarm when Australia eventually begin their second innings. Steve Finn, England's third speed merchant...
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Funny story: Cricketing world turned upside down as Australia turn into England

Cricketing world turned upside down as Australia turn into England

The Cricketing world has been turned upside down as Australian fans begin praying for rain as they watch their Ashes opponents disappear over the hills whilst their team toils on wickets flatter than a decade old bottle of happy shopper lemonade.
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Funny story: Brown to join Ashes cricket squad

Brown to join Ashes cricket squad

London, England. The touring English cricket team, currently contesting a five test series against Australia, have sent an SOS to Gordon Brown, former PM of United Kingdom, to join the team as a replacement wicket keeper in case existing 'keeper Mat...
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Funny story: England to improve on total Ashes humiliation with abject failure

England to improve on total Ashes humiliation with abject failure

England begin their Ashes campaign of Australia tonight bidding to improve upon the total humiliation of four years ago by returning home with something closer to abject failure. The last tour of Australia, with the retired brewery silo Andrew Fli...
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Funny story: The Ashes - Strauss Goes To War

The Ashes - Strauss Goes To War

In good taste or not, England cricket skipper Andrew Strauss's comments about the Ashes being war have to be taken seriously. As the England time fly out to Australia to try to retain the Ashes over there for the first time in, ooh, yonks, observe...
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Funny story: Team England Ashes Profiles

Team England Ashes Profiles

With the England squad due to tour Australia this winter announced today, we profile the men who will be going own Under to lose the Ashes. Andrew Strauss - England Captain and all round nice guy despite being born in South Africa, Strauss is apparently not good enough to play one day cricket for England. However, if your name isn't Darren Gough, Alec Stewart or Derek Pringle, Strauss has been...
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Funny story: Rolf Harris sparks cricket feud

Rolf Harris sparks cricket feud

A slight typographic error from Rolf Harris has inadvertently increased tension between England and Australia ahead of the Ashes. The genial Aussie painter, entertainer and wobble-board player heard of the England team's injury problems, losing Gr...
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Funny story: No Worries Mate? Rising Inflection No Longer Interrogative?

No Worries Mate? Rising Inflection No Longer Interrogative?

Australian actresses and pseudo-Aussie dickingtons need no longer be ashamed of their defining speech mannerism! "Brace yourself Sheila?" - The best-known Australian courtship ritual is now recognised as a statement, not a question. For all thi...
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Funny story: England Regain Ashes And Set Fire To Ricky Ponting's Bat To Celebrate

England Regain Ashes And Set Fire To Ricky Ponting's Bat To Celebrate

There were prolonged celebrations at the Oval last night as the England cricket team thrashed the Australians by 197 runs, in a victory which saw them take the 5-Test npower series 2-1. There was more to follow, however, when it was reported that som...
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Funny story: England force rule changes ahead of 5th Ashes Test

England force rule changes ahead of 5th Ashes Test

Following the humiliating innings defeat at Headingley, the International Cricket Council have changed the rules ahead of the next test match at the Oval in 9 days time. England, who were upset due to the difficulty of the game, had written to the IC...
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Funny story: Third Ashes Test Match Marred By Obscene Chanting

Third Ashes Test Match Marred By Obscene Chanting

It's with great sadness that we report that the third Ashes test match, currently in session at Edgbaston, Birmingham (not too far from Dudley, the former home of legendary Spoof writer Monkey Woods) has been marred by a series of obscene chants from...
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Funny story: Australia Slam England Time Wasting Antics

Australia Slam England Time Wasting Antics

Australian cricket captain Ricky Pointless slammed the tactics adopted by Englands last pair Jimmy Hairstyle and Munty Pantsareoff. "The way they just kept blocking the ball and not let themselves get out flies in the face of the earlier efforts of t...
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Funny story: The Ashes "No Repeat Of 2005"

The Ashes "No Repeat Of 2005"

Australian captain Ricky Pointless has said that he does not expect a repeat of 2005. "In 2005 the cricket was excellent and everybody got excited and had a great time. That level of enthusiasm will not be around this time. Playing the first test in...
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Funny story: "We're Ready" Says England Cricket Team

"We're Ready" Says England Cricket Team

"Bring on the Aussies!" That was the cry from the England camp before this week's first Ashes test in Cardiff. Star batsman K.P.Nuts said "We are ready for a fight. We are not scared-except for Ian Bellend, who is crapping his pants." The England...
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Funny story: Andy Murray Called Up For First Ashes Test

Andy Murray Called Up For First Ashes Test

Andy Murray has been drafted into the England squad for the first ashes Test at Cardiff later this week. Chairman of selectors Geoff Miller said "I've been a big fan of his for some time now. I like the way he hits the ball. He is difficult to set a...
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