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Funny story: Grand National Ladies Day Cage Fighting Halted - Riots After Hub Cap Throwing Event

Grand National Ladies Day Cage Fighting Halted - Riots After Hub Cap Throwing Event

Aintree Ladies Day turned into an unexpected handbag free for all yesterday after the Women's Cage Fighting Competition was halted. The trouble started after one contestant was disqualified for using a weighted handbag. Betting was suspended...
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Funny story: OMG! Did Harry hex Dettori's King George mount Rewilding?

OMG! Did Harry hex Dettori's King George mount Rewilding?

Ascot - Another racing disaster struck today following the abject failure of talked-up royal nag Carlton House in the Epsom Derby seven weeks ago. Punters at Ascot racecourse were left reeling as King George second favorite Rewilding, ridden by Fr...
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Funny story: Harbinger of Doom eyes Ascot's King George

Harbinger of Doom eyes Ascot's King George

Ascot - (Portents): It's the numerology of Sunday's 19.37GMT lunar ingress into the sign of Aquarius that's freaking out the punters. Online spreadbetting site Aintgottaprayer.con has reported a Chinese wall of money on 9/4 second favorite Harbing...
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